Chloe Walker

Potatoes gonna tate, tate, tate, tate, tate.

@barkteam You're right, Arthur really should do his due diligence before hiring my band. I hope he does.

We had a hearty afternoon chuckle after receiving an email from @barkteam looking for a driveway installer. We never thought of ourselves as a magazine dedicated to the removal (and reinstallation of) doorsteps. #priceless

@barkteam @StepAwayMag Not so funny when you read through @barkteam's replies and realise that it's business as usual spamming.

@havi So glad you still exist and know about the website thing! Sorry to hear about the climate control and long COVID. Also totally spun out that you mainly hang out on Twitter now ...?

will update more / better when I can thanks for the ❤️

two of my most boring (and conflicting) monster-worries are that a) no one ever misses me, and b) everyone is waiting for me to write something, so I am very relieved that many people messaged me, and in the most loving & non-stressful ways, to tell me website is down!

another day, another billionaire hero that we absolutely did not need

@chlopinions Hi! People keep emailing me thinking I'm you. Want me to forward it to you?

आजको फुटबल खेल पनि सुरु हुनै लागेको छ । आमा समूह दुई वटा टिममा बाँडिएका छन् । रेफ्रीले खेल सुरु भएको संकेत गरिसकेका छन् । लताकुञ्ज विद्यालयको रंगशालामा भइरहेको खेल हेर्न खचाखच दर्शक उपस्थित छन् । #chhotokatha #hernekatha

@gingerBFG I buy a kilo of this every six months: tealeaves.com.au/melbourne-cuppa

This is an incredibly bourgeois question, but: where’s a good place to get tea? (Don’t say Coles, and I know T2 exists)

just found the hill I want to die on

@SabraMBoyd @samdylanfinch @Healthline Great essay. :)

@samdylanfinch @Healthline Hi, Hello! I love your work and I write about all things relating to workaholism, living through autoimmune disease, PTSD, C-PTSD, gay teen homelessness and how to survive CSEC child trafficking. You can check out my work at narratively.com/what-i-learned… and sabragrace.com/home/muse/

Hello, hello writers! I am creating a new thread here all about my role at @Healthline, FAQ-style. This includes info about pitching, the types of content I'm looking for, how to get in touch, and more. Check it. 👇🏻🧵

Bumhole!

@robert_buist @annaspargoryan Why stop there? Ask for a million dollars. No - a BILLION dollars.

@annaspargoryan MAke it easy - and more interesting: ask for women who have been refused a caesarean

I'm looking for someone who's been refused a hysterectomy for a piece I'm writing on autonomy and policy. If this is you, please chuck me a DM slide!

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@elizabday Very late reply - it's fixed now. I'm not claiming that I fixed it, but I did discover that users can add to the library by putting in a feed URL. So I'm all good with PlayerFM now. :)

@chloewrites Oh that’s weird, thanks for letting me know. If you download the Podbean app, you can definitely get it on there!

@elizabday Hello, I'd love to subscribe to your podcast but for some reason it doesn't show up in PlayerFM (my app of recent choice). I have no idea how these things work but just letting you know in case it's fixable!

@JessicaMudditt Surely he could have worked that out on his own? Happy birthday!

The guy at the bottle-o helped me choose a bottle of champagne and I told him it was for my birthday tomorrow and that I haven't had a drink for almost a year due to being pregnant etc. "How old?" he asked. "38," I said. He pointed at the pram and said, "I meant your baby." Oops

@sleemol Hello, can I be on your list? I write about weirdoes: chloe-walker.com

I'm down with this. The Quantified Fart. twitter.com/Shitty_Future/…