chris whear

@Chazazon @_pblanknews You could get a pic like that on the south coast of the uk with a long enough exp. Haven’t you noticed the longer you look the more you see when looking at the night sky depending on light pollution.

@_pblanknews All these people answering you with “exposure” 😂 They have never stopped in the middle of New Mexico when it’s nighttime obviously!

How do we go from the first photo showing the Milky Way galaxy and millions of other stars to the second photo allegedly being in space and the background is completely black. Both can’t be true and the first photo is 100% real

@AvonandsomerRob Just munching our way through a tub of Cadbury’s ‘Roses’. Very nice, thick coating of ‘chocolate’. A tradition in our family at Christmas and Easter. Jesus loved ‘em so I’m told.

Did you put your money where your mouth is and boycott Cadbury's chocolate this Easter or did you just moan on Twitter and buy them anyway?

@BSmithBenS …and the ‘moon landings were done in a studio’ nutters.

The footage from Artemis II has got all the flat Earth space cadets on the globe below struggling to cope.

@AmazingNature00 Cochineal is a dye from the Cochineal insect. The female looks similar to these but isn’t this.

This is called the Oniscidae. You may find them under a brick or a damp object. You may have felt disgusted and wondered why they exist in nature. Well, let me tell you, the oniscdae, better known as cochineal, is a subgroup of isopod crustaceans whose function is to remove harmful heavy metals from the earth such as mercury, cadmium and lead. They contribute to the cleansing of soil and groundwter to reaffirm the wisdom of nature. Do not damage them or spray pesticides!

@HeidiBachram @Glinner As a race of people treated so badly through history, culminating in the awful ‘final solution’ inflicted by the Nazis it amazes me that Israel and many of its Jews are now the ones inflicting horrors on its neighbours.

Tonight on the 2nd night of Passover my husband will stand outside his synagogue in a stab vest. He’s the first line of defence. Today I visited a church and they left the door open. I remarked how strange that was but it was perfectly normal for them. I wish it was for Jews too.

@giveashitnature @5By5Creativity Incredible that the ink on the date stamp is still readable 40 years on.

This Mars bar wrapper was made in 1986. It was found on a beach 35 years later. Still intact. Plastic doesn't decompose. It breaks into smaller and smaller pieces called microplastics that enter the water, the food chain, and your body. Bring a bag next time you go to the beach. Pick up what you find.

@jaycee_designns @emmanuelbasy They’re not accolades, just 30 yrs of solid experience in a corporate environment. I know the World has changed and language is very different but you won’t be taken to seriously if all you can do is speak pidgin however much clients might wanna be ‘down with the kids’.

@chriswhear @emmanuelbasy Lol Nigerians sha.. Please dude just go your way please.. Just go with all your accolades... Bye

Yesterday, I interviewed a candidate for a Graphics Design role. No fancy degree. No big-name company on his CV. But his portfolio? Clean. Intentional. Story-driven. I asked him to redesign a basic flyer. In 15 minutes, he didn’t just design… He asked:

@jaycee_designns @emmanuelbasy I’m foolish? Yes, I have recruited and employed people, run studios, booked illustrators, photography and models along with a small agency. Serviced and run campaigns for clients like Ford, Volvo, Mazda, British Rail, Post Office and many more well known names in the UK.

@chriswhear @emmanuelbasy I think you are very foolish... Cause wtf... Are you an employer? What's your business with my language

@hearttmyart This is extreme, I get some small differences but nothing like this.

There are suprisingly many people who dont know the reason why this happens

@realdonaldtrump This what we’re up against with Trump and his fan club, fuck nature, fuck clean air, fuck everyone and everything as long as he makes the green stuff. Richest guy in the cemetery. clicks.independent.co.uk/f/a/UXMid9xHZc…

@jaycee_designns @emmanuelbasy Prime example. Do you think you’re clients want their ad copy presented like that you tool

@chriswhear @emmanuelbasy Broo go and sleep abeg

@GoingParabolic You people are twats, a simple search will tell you landing is planned for Artemis 4. All the other missions are to test the current technology this is about establishing a base not just planting a flag.

This landed on the moon and then returned to earth. Then we lost the technology. Today we have the technology to circle the moon. Pretty incredible progress!

@BROKENBRITAIN0 Isn’t there a limit on how many bags you can take. Prob gonna sell it in their own corner shop.

Hordes of unemployed Muslims rush to supermarkets to buy all the cheap discounted veg that’s for Easter These cheeky b@stards don’t even celebrate Easter yet they’re getting all the deals whilst Brits are in work.

@jaycee_designns @emmanuelbasy Read my reply to the other tweet you sent me you fuckwit

@chriswhear @emmanuelbasy Also since when did graphic design has to do with English 😂😂😂😂

@jaycee_designns @emmanuelbasy The design may be great but if you had to type copy and your written English and spelling is poor you aren’t going make a good graphic designer. I did it for over 30 years and even picked up errors proof-readers had missed

@chriswhear @emmanuelbasy Is English your language fool. Even the owner of the tweet liked my tweet and responded. What is wrong with pigin English that was originated from my own country. Face front and move with your indoctrinated English

@wahab_twts Oh a problem for a MacBook but literally no other manufacturers screen?

The biggest problem with MacBooks.

@xalertnow Isn’t the whole plane, airport, control systems etc etc ‘electronics’ and ‘technology’? Fucking stupid religious customs and rules. Fine to kill Gaza and Iranian children.

🚨‼️Niños judíos que viajan de Nueva York🇺🇸 a Tel Aviv🇮🇱 cubren las pantallas debido a las normas que prohíben el uso de aparatos eléctricos durante el Shabat. Está prohibido tocar dinero, usar el teléfono o cualquier aparato electrónico o habrán pecado.

@xalertnow Religious rules and customs have caused more problems in the World than anything else.

@dom_lucre Recognise her? I’ve never even heard of her!

🔥🚨JUST IN: Hollywood actress Laura Benanti was in complete disbelief as not nobody recognized her on a plane. Benanti: “Not a single one of them recognized me and I could not tolerate that obviously.”

@Fireblade_Jim What’s the ‘old push it with a scooter’ trick?

Neighbour just been over, was out on Ducati Manchester’s new multistrada rallye test bike worth about £33k. Two thieving twats walk up and steal it off his mums drive whilst he was having a brew. The old push it with a scooter trick. 😡😡