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@JPRiggall They’re selfish and stupid I would say that’s a big part of it.

Reform voters, what's your excuse this time

@CsTominaga @JonathanPieNews The award for gaslighting champ of the day, goes to you. Well done champ.

What a lovely piece of ventriloquism. You’ve taken a remark about crime and poverty, stapled on “thick,” then paraded it as if anyone said it. They didn’t. The original point wasn’t “poor people are stupid,” it was that poverty alone isn’t a sufficient cause of crime, because traits and circumstances confound the correlation. If you want to talk about crime, try the boring reality: rape, murder, fraud, domestic violence, serial offending — these are not bread-theft born of empty cupboards. They show up across classes, and often where there is no “necessity” story to tell. So yes, poverty can be a factor in some offences, but pretending it’s the master key for all of them is just moral theatre dressed as social science. And the best part is your line about “thick.” Are you trying to say your readers are thick, or merely that you need them to be for this to land?

The richest man in the world thinks you're poor because you're thick and you lack self control.

@GrahamLeah7 @JonathanPieNews Is that where all the dames live?

@JonathanPieNews Just look at what siding khan has done to london and you've started down the dame rd

This image in no way makes you look even more hysterical.

@TheGriftReport I think you’ll find that they shouted “you’re” disgusting.

@MattWallace888 Are you simple?

SOMEONE JUST TRIED TO PLOW THROUGH THE WHITE HOUSE BARRICADE AND KILL PRESIDENT TRUMP ⚠️

@benonwine Couple of points, that’s obviously a sample he’s using and he and the shop assistants are not speaking English. So no theft and not in England then. You’re so desperate to turn things to your narrative you’re doing nonsense like this, pathetic.

This absolute low life films himself stealing perfume in the UK, and the store manager can’t do anything about it. This is Lawless Britain! Detain and Deport.

@basilthegreat Idiots with flags isn’t beautiful

-- It's absolutely beautiful what is happening across the UK -- 🔥We're taking our country back🔥 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

@bmay You can’t tell that has been dubbed and very badly at that?

@GoldingBF You’ve never seen a bunch of dickheads draped in flags, covering their faces and letting off flares before? Not been paying a great deal of attention then have you.

This country is ready to blow. In 26 years I’ve never seen anything like this. This is UNPRECEDENTED.

@TRobinsonNewEra Let’s start with replacing you with a coffee table or something useful.

It’s all planned we are being replaced

@Free_ByTheSea @Keir_Starmer When he went through the gen pop security like everyone, that would have been totally the case. Oh yeah that doesn’t happen to the PM. What an idiotic thing to say. Must. Try. Harder.

Found these hidden by my kids in my suitcase this morning! Happy Father’s Day to all!

@nightrider20244 @Jenny_1884 You’re a dick

As the RNLI are now just a taxi service they will never ever get a single penny from me. Who else feels the same?

@flavell5 @darrengrimes I’ll take things that never happened for 50

@darrengrimes Has to happen. I was in Cardiff a few months ago and a group of older ‘men’ arrived on bicycles and ran in and emptied the shelves in Greggs. They must have stolen hundreds of pounds worth. The lady who worked there said it happened daily and the police weren’t interested.

@atensnut Almost five years ago, totally got your finger on the pulse of what’s happening today

Has he lost his Fcking mind?

@atensnut Brain washed

Oh my gosh. Adorable.

@Benefitstheband That’s fab!!

…but down another line via a few twists and turns were Ronnie and Reggie and he’d got something in their will. Grandad John died a few years later, he was great. He taught me how to play guitar so in a way, he’s to blame for you reading this.

I love a loose connection to a famous person: going to school with a footballer’s relative, carrying the bags of the Changing Rooms team when I was a bell boy etc. Back in October we played London, I made a trip to the Blind Beggar pub, it was something of a family pilgrimage…

No words Iceland. Loved every second of this experience.

It’s five years to the day since our first ever gig. Things have changed a bit. Eleven members, six drummers. Like Spinal Tap but northern and not funny.

@Ashy_slashee She looks cold to me

What's the hottest anyone has looked in a pool? I'll start:

Our October tour starts later this week!! Can’t wait tbh!! Dusted off the Reeboks and polished the Korg. Couple of shows sold out or running low, come get some 👊