🧊darling

ADHD is wild because how am I exhausted from doing nothing but also haven’t relaxed at all

I realized my family was rich when I became more familiar with small airports than big airports.

What do you mean your dog lives outside? He's not an animal, you animal!

I don't like the anxiety them 3 little bubbles give me.

FUCK I still love him

My parents really got irritated at me cause I was asking big questions they didn't have the answer too.

@rumiiihere POWER

Name an addiction worse than alcohol and drugs

@sley_Xk For those of you who do claim this, I'll happily take it off your hands.

dear money, I'm not among those who said you can't buy happiness

@Li33aaa When you meet a female pilot out in the wild

THESE IDIOTS CAN FLY???

If you want me, come get. (This only applies to one person)

And for the lady (gnats), perhaps some soup.

@cold_darling @iluminatibot stoner also can't control it

An IV drip really makes me wanna conquer the world

She gives wife. She gives business partner. She gives mother. She gives best friend. She gives the realest woman on your team. Don’t fumble her.

@upshine3 @fw_naetoblaq Guess I'll be immature forever

maturing is realizing the best work shift is 6AM to 2PM

@iluminatibot Step 6: smoke a blunt. Can't mind control a stoner.

STEP 1: WAKE UP STEP 2: CHECK TODAY'S PSYOP STEP 3: POOP STEP 4: GET OUT OF BED STEP 5: HAVE BREAKFAST

@Charlygotyou Damn not one of yall gonna follow me🙄

@Charlygotyou Everyone except for the one person I ACTUALLY want to forget about.

found out that the reason I dont miss people is because of ADHD 😭 it really is out of sight out of mind

@tiredgirlxx Not if you're pretty

can men and women be purely platonic friends without any romantic feelings ever involved

@nomodeath @fw_naetoblaq I could be a billionaire and my parents would still be disappointed in me because I smoke weed.

If you get your shit done, nobody should care if you smoke weed.

@Fw_BigDreams Okay??

Smoking weed every day means you are a drug addict btw