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@WilliamsRuto 2027💉💉😂

Congratulations Majembe (Portifas Odipo), on your victory against Mbavu Destroyer (Ferdinand Omondi) in yesterday’s Vurugu Championship. Both of you put up a spirited fight, delivering an entertaining match that kept us on edge, too close to call. This match has reignited the passion for boxing across the country, restoring fan belief and excitement in the sport. We commit to sustain this momentum by supporting the sport, investing in talent, and creating opportunities to grow boxing across the country.

Good morning friends of state satire. Our prayers for good life will be heard today 🙏

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Arsenal just made me retire From betting 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

@Arsenal staring at another self-imposed defeat 😎 What's wrong with this club Fuck Southampton Fuck Arsena Fuck Ruto 😞

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We must continue to support the @WilliamsRuto President’s unwavering fight against corruption. Public officers who break the law should not wait to be told to step aside they must resign and answer for their actions. Joe Sang, PS Liban, and Kiprop of EPRA resigned before being taken to court, and now they must face the full force of the law. Their attempt to create an artificial fuel shortage for personal gain was unethical and a betrayal of public trust. Such conduct has no place in our country’s leadership.

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@C_NyaKundiH @b_kigo This is the reason why they always review the fuel prices upwards 😭😭

Ksh 500 Million was recovered from the houses of Petroleum PS Mohamed Liban, EPRA boss Daniel Kiptoo, KPC MD Joe Sang, and official Simon Wafula.

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Msani hasira imepanda saidii akaamua kuweka bibilia chini. Kutolewa Nyama kwa mdomo huwanga bad, hujuangi hasira imetoka wapi. May Yehova Wanyonyi remember the Ben Kumis out there,. it's not easy Oooh!!🥲

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@georgediano The Chief pathological liar right now 😂😂😂

The mountain is aligning itself. Uhuru Kenyatta and rigathi Gachagua moments in Kirinyaga today.🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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@DougAMacgregor Viva Iran 💉💉🫵🦾

BREAKING: Four missiles penetrate central Israel. Casualties reported.

@itskipronoh Ruto and his surrogates 😂

BRAKING NEWS: Tanzania's President Samia Suluhu Hassan Resigns for Personal Reasons.