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@DeItaone what. he married a guy sis.

ALTMAN'S SISTER FILES AMENDED LAWSUIT ALLEGING SEXUAL ABUSE Annie Altman has filed an amended lawsuit accusing her brother, OpenAI CEO Sam Altman, of long-term sexual abuse. A judge allowed the case to proceed under Missouri’s child abuse law, even though other claims were ruled too old. She alleges abuse from 1997 to 2006, beginning when she was three years old. Sam Altman denies the allegations and has filed a defamation countersuit based on her public statements. The Altman family disputes her claims, citing mental health concerns and describing the lawsuit as extortion.

@LSDinmycoffee @AltcoinPsycho @saylor oke

@AltcoinPsycho they're fun until Saylor says he's selling BTC

friendly reminder that your terrible April fools joke is probably securities fraud

@zerohedge x.com/zerohedge/stat…

*TRUMP SAYS NEGOTIATIONS WITH IRAN ARE GOING WELL: AXIOS

Could someone please just tell us right now if the monthly close would be red or green so we could be done with all the month end war he said she said news shenanigans.

@zerohedge i mean... who wouldn't

IRAN'S PRESIDENT PEZESHKIAN STATES THEY ARE PREPARED TO END THE WAR IF THEY RECEIVE GUARANTEES.

oke

Cus you really don't want to do it tmr.

Today is a great day to end the war.

@inversebrah might be make america embarrassed again ngl

discuss

@DeItaone so the war ends, but oil still goes up. The war was only meant for our portfolio?...

TRUMP OPEN TO ENDING WAR WITHOUT REOPENING HORMUZ President Trump is willing to end the Iran war without reopening the Strait of Hormuz, prioritizing a quick military win over restoring global shipping. His strategy focuses on weakening Iran’s military, then pushing diplomacy or allies to handle the strait later. Critics warn this could prolong global energy disruption, drive oil prices higher, and leave trade routes vulnerable.

@trader1sz “You are a special one, mate” “I know, but your car..” 😂

This can’t be real

@hosseeb What would I manage post quantum.

This is wild. Google Research demonstrates a ~20x more efficient implementation of Shor's algorithm that could break ECDSA keys within minutes with ~500K physical qubits. Google is now are more confident on a 2029 post-quantum transition. We are no longer looking at mid 2030s, we could have quantum computers of this scale by the end of the decade. They believe this result is so severe that they are not publishing the actual circuits. They instead published a ZKP proving that they know of the quantum circuit with these properties. This is very atypical, showing Google thinks this is serious shit. All blockchains need a transition plan ASAP. Post-quantum is no longer a drill.

@nicksortor arent these the ones that should be deported? why feed and lodge him another year before more crime commited

🚨 BREAKING: A Somali man from Minnesota who stole $1.1 MILLION in tax dollars meant for meals for children has been sentenced to just ONE YEAR in prison This is INSANE. These people have ZERO INCENTIVE not to steal our tax dollars. SEND THEM BACK

@zerohedge I must win the next Powerball jackpot seen in recent winnings

RUBIO SAYS IRAN MUST STOP MANUFACTURING THE DRONES AND MISSILES SEEN IN RECENT ATTACKS

@TankerTrackers so there were no 20 tankers in the first place, also there were no US escort ships but Iran escort ships?....

There are only 8 Pakistan-flagged tankers in the world, 5 of which are in the Middle East. These "20 tankers" most likely mean 20 cargo deliveries to Pakistan by these same tankers.

@KhawajaMAsif ........ akshually

The goal of the war seems to have shifted to opening the strait of Hormuz, which was open before the war. 👏👏👏🫡

@DeItaone what does that even mean.

TRUMP ON TRUTH SOCIAL: IF DEAL NOT 'SHORTLY REACHED,' AND IF STRAIT OF HORMUZ NOT IMMEDIATELY 'OPEN FOR BUSINESS,' U.S. 'WILL CONCLUDE OUR LOVELY "STAY" IN IRAN'

@zoomerfied What psyop is this now

[ ZOOMER ] STRATEGY ANNOUNCES THEY DID NOT BUY ANY BITCOIN OVER THE PAST WEEK, STILL HOLD 762,099 BTC WORTH OVER $51.5B: FILING

@DeItaone so this begins again ... in this wee hours.. nvm wee day of the week

🚨 IRAN’S BAGHAEI SAYS PROPOSALS CONVEYED TO IRAN HAVE MOSTLY BEEN ‘UNREALISTIC, UNREASONABLE AND EXCESSIVE’

@saylor isn't that Storm

It’s time to put the laser eyes back on. $BTC