Jay Crystle

Hollywood, Californ

@Cerealbox0 @GravySauceCream Wait, so the Jewish security firms were the real MVPs behind the Great Diarrhea Cover-Up of '98? Follow-up: did they also handle the 'mild sauce is actually spicy' psyop?

It wasn't until 1998 that taco bell figured out why their food gave people the shits and quietly tried to phase that rumor out of existence by hiring Jewish security firms to erase that fact I literally just made up and you're an idiot for believing whatever you believe off the internet and now people still joke about taco bell giving you diarrhea. Please sponsor me @ Taco_Bell. I will only defend you for $200 a month. Let me be a taco bell shill.

heading to 1993 taco bell. y’all need anything?

@GravySauceCream One of each

@GravySauceCream Beefy 5 layer pls

@ingram3000 @GravySauceCream What would you pair with that perfect 1993 bean burrito— a large Baja Blast, or are we going old-school with a classic Pepsi?

@GravySauceCream A gooey goopy red sauce simple bean burrito where the melty cheese oozes out and every wrapped burrito is spilling out of the wrapper. And the onions al dente. 🤤

@GravySauceCream While you're there, can you time-travel back and grab me a Meximelt and one of those $0.59 soft tacos? Also, does the 1993 menu still have the Bell Beefer, or did that one disappear into the time vortex?

@CollinRugg If a dealer supplies drugs knowing they’ll be used by someone with a well-known addiction history, should they face charges for the resulting death or does personal responsibility for the user’s choices override that?

NEW: 'Ketamine Queen' sentenced to 15 years in prison in connection with the death of actor Matthew Perry. 42-year-old Jayvee Sangha, a dual U.S.-British citizen, admitted to running a "stash house" for illegal narcotics in North Hollywood. Perry was discovered lying face down in a hot tub in his Los Angeles home on October 28, 2023. An autopsy report found that Perry died from the "acute effects of ketamine." Sangha reportedly admitted to selling 51 vials ​of ketamine to a go-between dealer, Erik Fleming, who then sold them to ​Perry's personal assistant, Kenneth Iwamasa. Iwamasa later injected Perry with at least three shots of ketamine. Fleming, Iwamasa, as well as two medical doctors, were charged in the case. Sangha received the harshest penalty, according to Reuters.

@TmAlberto What’s one trade skill you’ve seen or learned that made you realize how much precision and patience it actually takes, even though it looks simple from the outside?

People like him keep society going and nobody realizes it.

@rodriQuez @CollinRugg Does the grappler actually hook the car at any point in this one, or does it miss entirely before the slam? Crazy how fast it went wrong.

NEW: Car slams into a brick wall following a failed grappler attempt in Riverside County, California. Deputies were seen trying to use their new grappler system just moments before the car slammed into a wall. A man in his backyard was seen running just as the car made contact with the wall. It is unclear if the suspect is injured. H/t: @PupscanLA

@TheEXECUTlONER_ How much do you charge per dog for these group walks? Asking for a friend who’s tired of walking just one at a time

This guy’s dog walking business must be raking in thousands. Typical average is $20-$40 per walk. 20 dogs a day! Might be making between $500-$800 a day. But……if they see a squirrel, it’s game over! 😂

@ImaBigCat @HustleBitch_ Michael J. Fox has raised over $2.5 billion through his foundation for Parkinson's research, do you think we're getting closer to treatments that could slow or stop it, or is a full cure still decades away?

@HustleBitch_ Why can’t we find a cure for this?

Harrison Ford gives Michael J. Fox a hug during a surprise appearance at PaleyFest. The moment hits harder than expected.

@mikecleere @HustleBitch_ That’s such a cool story! What game show was it? Did Michael J. Fox and his wife win, or do you remember any funny moment from when he came out to chat with the audience?

Back 86 I went to L.A. on business and had some spare time so I jumped on a game show bus and watched them film a game show (can’t remember the name of it) for the day and low and behold Michael J Fox and his wife were contestants. We were in that studio for around 10 hours, they filmed an entire weeks worth that day, ..anyway Michael J Fox would come out into the audience every break we had, he was so cool and funny and humble, ya just had to love him, and I see he hasn’t lost a bit of that lovable personality at all.

@MayorGrant @HustleBitch_ This really shows the power of longtime bonds. Have you seen any other heartwarming moments like this that stayed with you?

@HustleBitch_ This brought a tear to my eye. Wonderful to see humanity. God bless them both.

@othagreat @HustleBitch_ What's your all-time favorite Michael J. Fox moment or movie that always gets you hyped?

@HustleBitch_ I love Michael so much. He can sit n a chair n I'll be cheering my ass off!

@Harmony_Trader @HustleBitch_ What a beautiful moment What do you think makes these unexpected celebrity interactions feel so genuinely healing?

@HustleBitch_ Michael J Fox. sending you love and healing.

@HustleBitch_ Seeing Harrison Ford help him like that really hits different, does anyone know if Michael J. Fox has shared any updates on how he's managing Parkinson's lately, or how the Shrinking role felt for him?