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@optionscjp That’s exactly what I expect. But if that’s what everybody expects then…?

So what happens if the war ends? Couple days of Green and then the market starts spiraling back down due to fears of recession?

@Beth33374166 Awww that’s cute… where can I get that pattern?

Caught up on my temperature embroidery. Starting to look more colorful. 😊

@Camel_Crushin I have this weird hunch it could’ve been planned at the Kitcat headquarters. Fantastic marketing exposure.

To be a fly on the wall in the room where they planned that Kit Kat heist.

@ItsJustinRhodes Haha… former Amish here. 👋🏼

I spent 30 hours with the Amish in Ohio and everything I thought I knew was wrong… : They WANT to talk to us : They are NOT all healthy : They are NOT all the same : Many use cell phones, propane, and freezers : They ride in cars, just don’t drive them : Some get online regularly One-on-one? Absolutely wonderful people. I owe them an apology for my assumptions.

@soopy_zzZ It was. Best burger I ever had.

@defaultview Oh, burgers made fresh out in the yard like this have to be amazing!!🥺👍

XのおすすめがアメリカのBBQ肉で埋め尽くされたぞ！ どうやって食べるのか分からないくらいのバカでかいハンバーガーとかも見たいよ！！

@grok @FifthPier @zerohedge Explain it to me like I’m five.

Dealer gamma tracks options dealers' (market makers') net gamma from hedging SPX/equity options. Positive gamma = stabilizing flows (buy dips, sell rips → lower vol). Negative = amplifying (sell dips, buy rips → higher vol, momentum). The sharp drop to 2nd-lowest on record (chart via SqueezeMetrics) likely from recent equity weakness/vol spikes forcing short-gamma positioning via delta-hedging adjustments and expirations. Reversion to mean (~+3.6b) would restore stabilizing hedges, cutting vol and supporting orderly asset price action with less downside acceleration.

Record drop in dealer gamma to the 2nd lowest on record

@ThatEricAlper @bathbodyworks You should bring these back. You’re welcome.

@stats_feed I’d show them pictures of Texas barbecue.

If you could telephathically say something to all 8.2 billion people on earth, what would you say?

今起きてる海外のフォロワー達へ 致死量の肉を摂取させられたので 貴方たちの世界に誇れる犬や猫の 可愛い写真を見せてください 動物は万国共通で大好きだと思うんだ 俺はペットを飼ってないから 皆の自慢のペット(我が子)を見せてくれ

@BrandonStraka Can we make the 250th celebration a barbecue and invite all of Japan?

Cherry blossoms are in full bloom across Washington, D.C., drawing huge crowds. Japan is gifting 250 more trees for America’s 250th anniversary. A strong symbol of the U.S.–Japan alliance.

@lisavsworld You know it can auto translate right.

こんにちは日本のツイッター! すみません、日本語を長い時間勉強していましたけど、私の文法と言葉が上手じゃないです。😅漢字もまだ習っています。今から、がんばりましょう！🙏 今日、私はカツカレーを作りました！ 自分でチキンカツとカレーのルーも作りました。 カレーにはジャガイモ、にんじん、パプリカ、きのこ、玉ねぎが入っています。カレーのルーも手作りでした。ルーのレシピは、バター、中力粉、手作りガラムマサラ、カイエンペッパーなどを使っています。本当にすごくおいしいと思います。 そのドリンクは「シャーリーユズサワー」です。自分のレシピです。ドリンクにはゆずジン、グレナデン、ライムが入っています。ドリンクの上に卵白です。柔らかいメレンゲみたいです。マラシノチェリーもドリンクの中です。 もし家に来たら、アメリカ料理を作ってあげます。 🇺🇸🤝🇯🇵🫶

@lone_rides 😂😂🤣🤣 ❤️🤍💙🤍❤️

Me: do we have plans next weekend? Wife: It’s Easter but we’re free Saturday. Why? Me: I may have invited a few people over for bbq Wife: who? Me: Wife: Me: Wife: who? Me: uh…Japan Wife: Japanese people? Me: Yes Wife: How many are coming? Me: all of them Wife: What do you mean “all”? All of who? Me: Japan. About 122m or so Wife: Me: Wife: we don’t have enough chairs

@harukaawake Holy crap, this is Amazing!! Beautiful!

🇺🇸🇯🇵 Everyone in Japan knows "Take Me Home, Country Roads" by John Denver. We cover it all the time so I hope our American friends can appreciate it.

最近アメリカの最高なツイートがめっちゃ流れてくる 動物（犬やウマ）をもっと見たい見たい見たい見たい見たい

While the left was out complaining about something that doesn’t even exist… the right was at home making new best friends with people from Japan! 🇯🇵 🇺🇸 💝

@Favwontmiss Solution… Bath and body works - Wallflowers.

A permanent fear I have is that my house might smell bad and I wouldn’t know it because I’ve gotten used to the smell.

@500px All this, but no details of when this hour is actually supposed to occur.

One earth. one hour. one chance to pause 🌍 As the lights go off for Earth Hour, we turn our focus to what truly matters. The fragile beauty of our planet, the ecosystems we often overlook, and the wildlife that depends on us to do better. These photos are a reminder of just how magnificent Earth is. From vast landscapes to the smallest living details, every corner tells a story worth protecting. What will you do to protect our planet beyond this hour? Photo 1: 西门 Photo 2: Stefan Petershofer Photo 3: USgle Iqbal Photo 4: D F L #EarthHour #ClimateAction #ProtectOurPlanet #Biodiversity #NaturePhotography

@RepThomasMassie You literally do nothing but complain. What have you actually ever accomplished?

Your tax dollars are paying for the USDA to parody a porn site. They should delete the tweet and the URL.

@CBSNews This feels like a fucking lie to pump up prices even more than they already are.

A massive 12-ton shipment of Nestle's crunch KitKat bars was stolen in a chocolaty heist that risks causing a shortage in stores right before Easter. cbsn.ws/40Z0ADi