Derek Morgan

@hodgetwins I cant handle your crap any longer, unfollowed.

President Trump has completely LIED to his voters, backstabbed our country and has disgraced is legacy beyond repair at this point, biggest fall from grace i have ever seen.

@bennyjohnson Next announcement arriving momentarily. "CUBAN BORDER GUARD SHIP DESTROYED"

Secretary of State Marco Rubio responds to reports that the Cuban Border Guard fired on a U.S. boat, killing and injuring passengers: “We're going to find out exactly what happened here and then we'll respond accordingly.”

Join Rupert Lowe in Restore Britain, because he is the only one who will actually do it!

@constantino Lookin good! Mmmm

The Vote for Trump sign now visible on Google Maps satellite view!

@DefiantLs Rewatched that hit—looks like the dude had a gun tucked in his waistband, and when the dude slammed him, it got knocked loose and ended up right there on the ground. NFL scouts might pass, but that tackle probably just stopped something way worse. Wild clip.

30 missed calls from the NFL

@DefiantLs Meanwhile, ICE is finally doing the job Congress funded them for. Thanks to Trump, not thanks to Bernie. Cry more, commie. Deport, deport, deport!

Bernie Sanders: "We got to figure out a way to stop ICE from what they are doing as soon as possible."

@PatRyanUC I VOTED for this! What's un-American is all the fraud going on.

$38,300,000,000 of your tax dollars. Not for healthcare. Not for education. Not for small businesses. But for mass-detention camps. It’s flat out UNAMERICAN. Nobody can sit on the sidelines — it will take all of us fighting back together to stop this.

@Raindropsmedia1 I need to outfit my Frunk!

Black Women’s Tesla Club Goes Viral! ✨🍾🚙

@AntiLeftMemes Lookin good. Im sure they wished they were home.

@SamBrownUSA Kids are much smarter than we give them credit for. They keep us on our toes.

My youngest son announced this morning that he conducted a “diabolical experiment” last night. He pulled a loose tooth and placed it under his pillow without announcing it to a soul. His test proved the tooth fairy isn’t real and I’ve now been exposed as a liar. 😬

🚨 JUST IN: Pima County SWAT and mobile command center have just rolled out, an action potentially related to the Nancy Guthrie case The only other time they’ve left in 11 days is when a person of interest in the case was detained. Fingers crossed 🤞

Bill Gates is sinking in quicksand, what would you throw him ??

@middle_class_us You should have made better choices when you were younger.

$2,000 rent. $535 car note. $370 insurance for TWO cars. Explain to me how a $20/hr family survives. I’ll wait.

@gracieback2 Does the carpet match the drapes?

Can you say something nice about this car?

@BeardedTesla Zero tip, every time. I would even consider not going to these places who try to guilt trip you into tipping.

“It’s going to ask you a question” 🙄 I hate tipping culture so much. Literally a pizza by the slice place. Zero reason for tip. This is the first time I’ve had no option for no tip though…am I in the wrong here?

@4thOfJuly365 No tip, every time!

I love tipping people who work for tips, but I hate being asked to tip just because you rang up my order. Do you tip the cashier? Be honest.

Y or 3?

@ClownWorld Protester: flails like a toddler denied a second juice box Trooper: 'Alright little man, nap time.' scoops him up like expired Costco pizza Act like a kid, get carried like one. #ClownWorld"

Act like a kid expect to get treated like one

@DirtyTesLa You should do some videos on openclaw!

Man talking to my openclaw is a lot of work. I need an AI to manage my AI