Derek Robertson

Domestic bliss, the pressures of fame, wild swimming. All this and more in my chat with @futureislands for @guardianmusic. theguardian.com/music/2020/oct…

@JDVance You’re a fucking idiot.

Clearer than ever that @elonmusk and @realDonaldTrump are facists. @Nigel_Farage too. huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/is-elon-…

If anyone is left here or still reading this, I’ve gone over to the happy place too. Come say hi.

@yeoldemother Yes please!

Still have Bluesky invite codes available. Hmu if I know you and you want in

So, @Eurovision 2024 is coming to #Malmö you say, where I live? Who wants me to cover it for them?

@KCMANC @LizTray "the narrative", LOL - listen to yourself. When it comes to a persecution complex, Citeh fans are worse than Trump's MAGA brigade.

@derekrocks @LizTray 🤡 buying into the narrative propagated by City hating imbeciles like Ronay, Liew, and Delaney. I’m tired of the bitterness from people who know fuck all about anything.

Anyone being a cunt about this can unfollow me immediately. This is not about anything but individual joy, effort, energy, grit, fans, players, the manager, hard work, luck and a million other things. This is about fans like my dad, 72 years old and never thought he'd see this.

@LizTray Enjoy your purchased “triumphs”! #cheats

@derekrocks I can see you're one of the aforementioned 'cunts' I asked to unfollow me. Thanks! Much appreciated! 😂😂😂 Bye!

@jakebam Absolutely. Can’t wait until it’s taken away from them.

@derekrocks the asterisk treble*

Citeh fans celebrating like this means something …..grow a pair and own up to financial doping. You’ve cheated this like you’ve cheated everything else. So pipe down. #cheats

Wrote the bio for my all time favs @dEUSbe’s new album, which is really very good.

@Sheridan_Repton @DaveeGallagher1 @TicketmasterCS @TicketmasterUK So, I *finally* got a response from customer service. Two in fact! One said I’d be emailed the tix, the other said I had to collect them at the box office… ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@DaveeGallagher1 @derekrocks @TicketmasterCS I bought them for the original gig! Piss poor organisation at @TicketmasterUK

Hey @TicketmasterCS, 2 hours I’ve been trying to get your chat bot to work - no agents, been cut off TWICE, endlessly filling in the same info, and STILL no response to an urgent query. How can I talk to an ACTUAL PERSON????

@mad1507 @ReeceHolloway10 @TicketmasterCS Mental isn’t it? Genuinely don’t understand why this show has to be so last minute for tix (with other shows you get the e-ticket instantly)

@derekrocks @ReeceHolloway10 @TicketmasterCS My pal who I’m going with just told me his chilli pepper tickets didn’t drop until the day before …….is a shambles though

@ReeceHolloway10 @TicketmasterCS Likewise!

@derekrocks @TicketmasterCS I hope this gets sorted for you aswell mate

@ReeceHolloway10 @TicketmasterCS No, it’s for Guns N’ Roses on Friday. Can’t believe they are having to “finalise” details for tickets 4 days before the show tho, absolute farce.

@derekrocks @TicketmasterCS What are you trying to find out if its about the lorde tickets for tomorrow I've now been told there's a delay and they are still trying to finalise the tickets. I think this is so bad considering the show is tomorrow

@TicketmasterCS Not good enough. I’ve emailed a query as well, and still no response. This is awful customer service.

@derekrocks Hi Derek. If the live chat is busy please use one of the other options on our website. Please see DM. Thanks!

Yes, I can confirm - Swedish people *do* feed their guests. #Swedengate is absolute nonsense. nytimes.com/2022/06/02/wor…

Pseudo-intellectual “critics” take note - THIS is how you should interview St. Vincent. Wonderful profile for @ClashMagazine by the always brilliant @matthewgneale. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 clashmusic.com/features/the-d…

Off to #London to see one of my very favourite bands, @Grandaddy, play one of my very favourite albums, The Sophtware Slump. Anyone I know going, or around in Soho tonight for 🍜 and/or 🍻?