ahoysteve 🍳
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ahoysteve 🍳
@djockstrapped
see you later, live and be well 🔑 | ao3: ahoysteve 📝
20’s | UK | she/her | MDNI 🔞 เข้าร่วม Kasım 2025
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Sorry ahoysteve is slacking she had to socialise I’ll try and get it up tomorrow maybe idek what fucking chapter we’re on
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Been really into listening to the ice age score whilst writing so god knows what that’ll produce
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Guys she spent 6 days out on the streets in the cold in torrential rainfall because we had a solid week of storms. I put her in rice for 2 days and she’s charging like a dream. I might be the luckiest girl in the world
ahoysteve 🍳@djockstrapped
I lost my AirPods case a week ago to the streets and found her on a wall again today down the road from me all wet from the rain and scratched up and it made me so sad thinking of her waiting for me to find her again. (I was listening to au pays du cocaine at the time)
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Long fic writers start losing it after like chapter 10. Everything will be going normally for the character/reader then suddenly they get fired from their job, they find out they have a long lost sister, they get pregnant, their baby is a demon, and a zombie apocalypse starts.
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The UK is so lucky to have Dan and Phil the gay comedy duo otherwise they'd have to ship Ant and Dec
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@HITITWES Literally so problematic and people still stan. Could never be me
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@djockstrapped I was there he called me slurs as he got escorted out of the venue
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Using this photo of him is homophobic actually
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Happy birthday to half of the iconic Dan and Phil, Daniel Howell! 🥳 Dan came out in 2019 by posting a video titled 'Basically, I'm Gay', which detailed his journey with his sexuality. In an October 2025 YouTube video, and after 16 years of fan speculation, Dan and Phil revealed that they have been in a romantic relationship since 2009. 📷 Getty 📷 IG/danielhowell
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@HITITWES My theory is that u broke the other one on purpose to sleep in my bed I just can’t prove it
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Am I allowed to talk about this again. No reason I just want to
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ahoysteve 🍳 รีทวีตแล้ว
I lost my AirPods case a week ago to the streets and found her on a wall again today down the road from me all wet from the rain and scratched up and it made me so sad thinking of her waiting for me to find her again. (I was listening to au pays du cocaine at the time)
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