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@PatBarr52364730 @Poker_Traveler I moved to Vegas from Texas! 🤣

@dk2852 @Poker_Traveler You should've said something!

GG lodge GG

@luvblessingz What's stopping you from hitting a tree

Doing this in the dark is insane.

@UMuskBeMistaken @MensHumor Pizza Hut did have buffets, but it didn't happen at the same time as McDonald's all day breakfast.

@MensHumor -Starry > Sierra Mist -McDonald’s didn’t have breakfast all day when I was a kid in the 70’s and 80’s. -Pizza Hut had salad bars, not buffets. -Walmart didn’t exist where I grew up. We had Big K/Kmart, Sears, et.al.

If you fell asleep on the couch, you woke up to infomercials about knives

@crocsmuggler69 @BellegardeSZN @artienater16 @Davis24X @LiteralMem3s Only for 7 years

@BellegardeSZN @artienater16 @Davis24X @LiteralMem3s Your credit is fucked then.

@artienater16 @Davis24X @LiteralMem3s I'll file for bankruptcy

@Davis24X @LiteralMem3s debt

@harls_quin @greennofire @_Boomhauer Be bisexual, eat hot chip, and lie.

@greennofire @_Boomhauer What did she do in the new season?

@Squirrelmob75 @_Boomhauer And she's a horrible person

@_Boomhauer No one is divided on peggy.

@_Boomhauer People like cotton? I always thought he was an asshole.

@thechosenberg Asexual honestly

I got news for you

@finallyeden2 @karbonbased @thechosenberg

@karbonbased @thechosenberg eating pussy sucks bro

@daviscreates @TheWapplehouse That's a G35, the luxury Altima 🤣

@TheWapplehouse Of course. An Altima.

Sorry but you gotta straight up m***** that driver after this. Why do people even attend these stupid fucking things.

@TheWapplehouse To get hit by cars

@ronsterd89 Yes

charger prong stuck in the plug. Can I just grab it and pull it out

@AAAHHHbby Poor impulse control

video games i can understand breaking your shit but with games out of your control i just dont get it

@BaronBoehm @9mmsmg Badass

@9mmsmg 🚬😎

Smoking is cool, it has always been cool and will always be cool. You shouldn't smoke because it's absolutely horrible for you. It's why we all quit, but it doesn't change the fact that it's cool. Caveat: It is extremely uncool if you're fat. It just makes you look like an out of control animal with no self control and you look like you're going to drop dead. Gotta pick one poison at the most.

@tuffsmurfen96 @FibreTigre @Gtwy @HazelAppleyard He was talking about the "anywhere in the world" part. There are probably many places on earth no one has stood.

@FibreTigre @Gtwy @HazelAppleyard Sure, but do you live within 100 miles of any of them?

… NO??

@SweetestRads @HazelAppleyard You have to stay within 100 miles of your location

@HazelAppleyard The trick here is you need to consider biblical times and Pangea. You may think to go to Antarctica but maybe that land mass was somewhere where people could live millions of years before

@emmyontwt @OurLadysDonor @jeff_of_norwich The face of a cuck. Works all day while his wife cheats with a black man.

@OurLadysDonor @jeff_of_norwich You’re mad as hell Mr Heatmeiser

I refuse to believe that Americans only get two weeks off a year That's bloody criminal You should get at least five, NOT including public holidays

me as a poll worker in a swing state after turning away 100 registered Republicans cause they lacked a passport