Vernon Dursley

Saw this on another site, man this would awesome and is doable. Closing in the stadium with the graphics and the roof overhang would instantly be one of the coolest looking stadiums in the country. @TerpsADJimSmith @JCLaBue

@charles2ofspain @DiscussingFilm Petunia was definitely a dumb bitch, lord help her soul. But this one is just sooo much worse

@doctorshagger69 @DiscussingFilm Sounds like a pretty accurate portrayal of your wife.

First trailer for the ‘HARRY POTTER’ series. Releasing this Christmas on HBO.

@charles2ofspain @DiscussingFilm Yeah I mean it’s bullshit. Hagrid looks like a crackhead and the woman who plays my wife just seems like a dumb stupid bitch. The actor who plays me better do me some fucking justice and be the absolute boy

@DiscussingFilm @doctorshagger69 thoughts?

The biggest piece of Buzz Williams' plan for a quick turnaround next season appears to be in place. Star center Pharrel Payne is expected to return to College Park next season, sources told InsideMDSports. Huge score for the Terps, though there's one last hurdle to clear. Details below 👇

Hannah Montana anniversary doc was ass. WHERE IS MITCHELL MUSSO AND LILLY AND RICO?!?!

@jakekauderer Yea this makes me feel even worse

Michael Locksley said he was at the Indiana-Miami National Championship, and that the final 4 playoff teams were all led by Nick Saban disciples — like Locksley. "If you want any hope ... I sat in the same meeting, same classroom, the same classroom that those guys did."

Big Ten runs college sports. So glad that we could contribute to that this year. The Terps made these teams better.

@bydylanjohnson Soon that nest of red hair of yours is going to look like the man’s on the TV above you.

I’ll have a story up tomorrow about the end of the season and the future of the program (which is good). However, I just wanted to take the time to thank everyone who supports my Villanova basketball coverage. My work is meaningless unless people like you are reading it.

@NolanRogalski @Philly_Mays You have one job, and it’s to rant about all of your shitty Philly teams on your podcast. You talk about Sirianni all the time, How did you miss this one?

"Kevin Willard is a bad guy, we're here to remind him of that." Maryland fans felt their ex-coach destroyed the program when he left 51 hours into the postseason. On his return to the DMV, some went the extra mile to show their anger. Check out my story: testudotimes.com/maryland-terps…

@PardonMyTake @InsidetheShell1 @forthepeople We don’t give a flying fuck about Villanova. But if you don’t care about us at all, tell your psychotic coach to do a home and home with us @Philly_Mays

Maryland sends their regards to Villanova @forthepeople

@charles2ofspain I bet she had a nice cushion on her.

@doctorshagger69 My ex-wife was called “Villanova’s Bench” because she was so shallow.

FUCK BIG RED. Best game they’ve played all year with a home crowd and they’re going to accomplish nothing this tournament. They are garbage. Big Red is what I called my fat ex-wife. God they fucking suck. How does that not fall?!?!

The refs working Sunday’s game between Dan Hurley and Mick Cronin.

@AndrewBrandt Yes, and frankly I am really hurt by this. His staff probably worked their asses off to get to where they are. And he wants to fire them because Utah State scored 8 points off inbounds?! Kevin Willard needs to be held accountable for this.

Did people really think he was serious??

@DCBarno Well said, Rudy

If Willard weren’t a complete fraud and coward, he would schedule a home and home with Maryland beginning next year. These two fan bases already despise each other (well they hate us at least, we just despise their alcoholic coach). The hype would be unreal regardless of records.

That Villanova collapse may be a fire the coach type collapse.

Coach Milk Dud for Mizzou looks like fucking fire in that suit. Bring suits back!!!

@YahooSports @charles2ofspain I wish this was Battle Royale. Imagine seeing this in your kill feed: DoctorShagger69 Eliminated TheBaldBitch47 with a stink grenade.

Villanova fails to win its first NCAA Tournament game since 2022.

@CoachTonySkinn Did you interview for the Maryland job? Would you have come to College Park?

Everybody relax, this was tweet in support of his sense of humor. He is 1000% the reason I grew as a coach and he’s a genius. Mount Rushmore of coaches.

I can’t believe I worked for this guy for half a decade. @KevinWillard 🐐🤣🤣

@awfulannouncing BALD AS HELL

Villanova HC Kevin Willard: "I'm gonna fire my staff." Lauren Shehadi: "Not now." Willard: "Yeah, I am. Because we've given up 8 points on underneath out-of-bounds defense. The only thing I'm gonna do is fire them and get a new staff." #MarchMadness