Doug Barth

3 yr old— Daddy, why do you have short hair? Me— I look better with it. 5 yr old— Not really.

Today is the last day I'm 2^5 years old. Assuming I even make it to my next "power of two" age, I'll be an old man. 😅

Last day at Stripe today. On to something new on Monday.

@raykrueger @leonc Father in law’s score: 1

A 6. I need to do better.

@raykrueger Oh no. Hope everyone is safe.

Tool concert in Pittsburgh 🤘

**Hall of Fame winner** Great #cybersecurity and #infosec novel by @dougbarth and @evan2645. Read the full review here: bit.ly/CyberCanon

@theckman @davywtf Already got it

@davywtf I wish polls could have more options. Would love to see the sentiment of fully vaccinated folks on the booster. Do they plan to get it?

This was amazing (gone now)

@Lethain Definitely needs new cords, but never done that myself

Um… what do I buy to attach to these so I have working shades?

Moving day! After almost 9 years in California our family is moving closer to family. Gonna be in a suburb of Pittsburgh PA.

@ebellis @jeffheuer @KennaSecurity Congratulations! 🎊

When @jeffheuer & I set out to apply a risk based approach to VM, we couldn’t even imagine the incredible journey it has been. I’m proud of what we built @KennaSecurity & the talented teams who contributed to our success along the way. kennasecurity.com/blog/evolving-…

Honored to be listed

@djhoffma @b0rk taught me this. jvns.ca/blog/2018/02/1…

Aww yeah. Got a copy of the Chinese version of Zero Trust Networks. Thanks @OReillyMedia!

My youngest child showed me today how she subverts screen time restrictions to listen to audio books (save the one more minute for the next day). Proud dad moment.

Enter Sandman (Metallica) 2020 Halloween Light Show youtu.be/jY8DLFy31Bg via @YouTube

Me: rips out actual Blu-ray of Wall-E Kids: OMG, THIS LOOKS AMAZING!!! Me: ... yup.

Turns out she was opening tabs to see if “sparks would come out of the computer”

8yo: It felt like half my day today at school was deleting tabs. Me: same

💦 Added #Miami to the list of places The @HumanUtility is assisting with water bills. Lots of Latinx families down there were hit by coronavirus-related job loss. Water shouldn't be a right reserved just for people with a job. Pitch in if you can. detroitwaterproject.org/thetap