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@malenchi_alex Switched in the 90's... The insufferable smugness will come naturally. Just give it a few days.

Just bought my first Mac ever 🥳 What to do first ?

@butchewing Sell arms to Iran, in direct violation of the ongoing embargo. Note, I can't take credit for this idea.

You need money fast, what's you plan?

@RYoungNY Yes Ryan, it was

was that an earthquake?

@matteocollina TLDRYOLOLGTM

I've worked for 2 weeks on a massive refactoring of Platformatic internals in order to implement a significant new feature.... the result is a PR with 124 files changed with 9535 lines added and 2542 lines removed. I'm so sorry for my colleagues going through it right now!

@_anniebabannie_ A deal was made

How is every song about a musical battle with the devil an absolute banger

@seldo Back then, you could DDoS yourself by going mildly viral.

They simply did not. They would fall over for days or weeks even.

I have a question for experienced #teachers: Have you observed a downward trend in the willingness of students to collaborate with their teammates (Group Projects).

@karlgroves @jquery Same. It was a blessing back in the non-standards dark days (Prototype too). My sentiment to John Resig and the jQuery contributors will always be "Thank you for enabling me to spend more time with my family."

@ohhoe The new Prius looks pretty cool/sporty. It's a little more $$$ but has amazing MPG to offset. My kid has one and I like driving it.

also are there any other hatchbacks around same MSRP that look cool, i want a cool little dumb car

@seldo Why are you doing this Laurie? What do you hope to gain by making old people feel, uhm, old?

Madonna’s song “Like a Virgin” debuted closer to world war 2 (1944) than today. ift.tt/fbISAV7

@cooltechtipz I had to try this because I was skeptical. It worked first try and looked good, but it's not a Windsor. It'll come loose easily. Perfect for a kid, though.

Grandpa taught me this

@getifyX XSLT... Peace to all the XML haters, but it's fast AF and is so perfectly suited for rendering HTML that it's like the whole language was purpose-built to do that. Oh, wait, it was :-P

a programming language that has a templating mechanism (with more than just string interpolation, but not just the whole turing complete lang syntax) built in. this needs to be a thing.

@America1stLegal This is some of @TheOnion 's best work ever

If you have faced racial discrimination in your workplace under the guise of "equity" or "DEI" policies, contact us TODAY!

@brianleroux @JohnPhamous I confess to overlooking "aesthetics" and only registering "UI" in your tweet. It's all clear now.

@dtex @JohnPhamous What I'm trying to say is the operating semantics are far more important than the visual aesthetics. Even if you have tens of thousands of domains. (We do!)

where do you buy your domains?

@brianleroux @JohnPhamous Unless (one hour a year) X (the number of domains you're responsible for) = enough that UI/UX matters

@JohnPhamous Route53. Semantics easiest and fastest to keep all this stuff close to where everything runs. It's wild ppl choose DNS based on UI aesthetics when you interact with that part maybe one hour a year.

@trek Also, get their email passwords if you can. It's the key to password resets and access to all those online things you will need (including the little things that nobody will remember until later).

@karlgroves My '70 was my first car as well. Looking forward to seeing pics when you are finished.

@karlgroves Exciting! Is it a '75? I had a '70. Total death trap, but I loved it.

@brad_frost .bat for sure

Reply with your most nostalgic file extension.

@getifyX ~ Reeeeaaaal Operaaaaator... Coast to coast, L.A. to Chicago, shift it right, Put results, back into the left side, Fuck the siiiiign ~

JS #protip >>>= is a real operator yw