effectfully

8.9K posts

effectfully banner
effectfully

effectfully

@effectfully

Haskell, compilers, mental decay

เข้าร่วม Ağustos 2016
1.1K กำลังติดตาม10.3K ผู้ติดตาม
ทวีตที่ปักหมุด
effectfully
effectfully@effectfully·
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man Haskell and he'll be asking for fish for the rest of his life.
English
20
17
281
18.7K
Tbobesboobs
Tbobesboobs@tbobesboobs·
@effectfully Also they will try to punch you in the dick during sex, it's not worth it imo
English
1
0
1
14
effectfully
effectfully@effectfully·
Damn I'd like to bring a girl like that to some nice place and watch how people there can't do shit about it.
English
2
0
8
310
effectfully
effectfully@effectfully·
Oh yeah, and what's that hairy boy?
effectfully tweet media
HSVSphere@HSVSphere

@effectfully Fact check: TRUE Note: You cannot find any transaction that implies that I have sponsored effectlessly.

English
2
0
15
1.7K
effectfully
effectfully@effectfully·
My former teammates are debating how to fix code that is never run. @IOGroup you should offer reimbursements for vitamins, therapy or whatever it is that they need to stop doing this retarded shit and instead delete the dead code.
English
1
0
29
1.2K
effectfully
effectfully@effectfully·
@orbeezgosh @ChShersh Nevermind, I just noticed the tattoos. Can't believe I wasted fine Dmitrii's rizz on you.
English
1
0
6
132
orbeez gosh
orbeez gosh@orbeezgosh·
Going to get drunk and watch a movie is that ok?
orbeez gosh tweet media
English
21
8
1.1K
13.2K
effectfully
effectfully@effectfully·
@RubenMoor School did prepare me for life, it demonstrated to me early on that people are retarded.
English
1
0
1
15
Ruben Moor
Ruben Moor@RubenMoor·
That school prepares me for life.
Ruben Moor tweet media
English
1
0
1
23
effectfully
effectfully@effectfully·
@JM0x5C lmao you have an accurate idea of what my mind looks like
English
0
0
5
36
Jose Cardona
Jose Cardona@JM0x5C·
@effectfully I can imagine "Blyaaaaaaat" followed by a rant to your dog about how go programmers are subhuman
English
1
0
4
41
effectfully
effectfully@effectfully·
Yelled at my dog so hard a kid 30 meters away hid behind his mom.
English
4
0
29
1K
effectfully
effectfully@effectfully·
@Kick_Champ I once had sex that started like that, you just gotta slap back.
English
1
0
15
755
KickChamp👑
KickChamp👑@Kick_Champ·
Clavicular had a girl ARRESTED after she randomly SLAPPED him in the club 😳
English
2.4K
1.9K
45.2K
11.5M
effectfully
effectfully@effectfully·
@ChShersh @orbeezgosh It's so sweet of you to say all these things completely unprompted. @orbeezgosh wanna slip in a group chat with me and Dmitrii and continue this exciting discussion?
English
1
0
6
303
Dmitrii Kovanikov
Dmitrii Kovanikov@ChShersh·
@effectfully @orbeezgosh I don’t have to rizz her up for you. You’re naturally charismatic, confident, funny, kind, rich, and smart. You’ll be alright.
English
1
1
10
454
mads campbell
mads campbell@martyrdison·
young men make you feel chosen
mads campbell tweet mediamads campbell tweet mediamads campbell tweet mediamads campbell tweet media
mads campbell@martyrdison

why a successful woman should date young men: - they have more time to give you constant attention - endless compliments - high sex drive - understands internet culture - thinks you are always right (you have more experience) - treats you incredibly well - straightforward (has no filters) - still believes in love - not traumatized by other women (ill be the one) - worships you and kisses the ground you walk on - still believes in gifts (will buy you anything you want even though he’s broke) - parents still pay for most things so he can spend on you - talks to you like he actually likes you because he doesn’t play games - broke but will be successful in a few years - no wrinkles - no erectile dysfunction - no beer belly - gives you accomplishment because it feels like taking care of a child - training you to be a mother (see above)

English
56
3
155
42.8K
Lucas
Lucas@rvcas·
i don't care what anyone says the GPT models even 5.4 are just bad
English
4
0
16
878
effectfully
effectfully@effectfully·
Fuck my wife. Make no mistakes.
effectfully tweet media
English
6
0
117
5.5K
effectfully
effectfully@effectfully·
@hkozachkov In Russian. I feel somewhat confident that I asked her to surrender that vomit with roughly the same tone and choice of words that my ancestors asked nazis to surrender their weapons.
English
1
0
5
58
Henry Kozachkov
Henry Kozachkov@hkozachkov·
@effectfully In what language? I'm imagining something hilarious to me and I wanna know if it's accurate.
English
1
0
3
98
effectfully
effectfully@effectfully·
A 180‑year‑old executive agency of the British government is so utterly incompetent it grants write access to other people's sensitive data without even being attacked lmao.
effectfully tweet media
English
2
0
15
720
effectfully
effectfully@effectfully·
@HSVSphere If you hate yourself, you can also just I use Ubuntu. Speaking from personal experience.
English
1
0
17
1.6K
HSVSphere
HSVSphere@HSVSphere·
new day, new canonical (ubuntu) backport failure never use ubuntu, mint, popos, or zorinOS. you can't trust Canonical to be competent prefer Bazzite or if you hate yourself, NixOS
English
49
10
323
14.5K

ค้นพบ

@tbobesboobs @IOGroup @orbeezgosh @ChShersh @RubenMoor @JM0x5C @Kick_Champ @martyrdison