El Rey

Thank you for 500 mutuals and loyals🙏. Aluta continua!

@mikeronim @itslayies Shida ni mwalimu

@elphas06 @itslayies Why would he do that in an exam that's clearly in Swahili??

@livescore @DannyWelbeck one man army.

An entire Premier League era is coming to an end 💔🐐

@mkisiifinest Kwani kuna wave , should we stay indoors?

Hapa heri tu unyonge

@MagokaK @itslayies Lumasaba

@elphas06 @itslayies Well, I speak German, do you?

@mkainerugaba Zima hiyo kitu .

I hear our friends in Israel are looking for a division to capture Tehran. Personally, I think a division is too much. A UPDF Brigade would do the job quickly.

@kijanayamwingii Kumbe hua anakua ni yule mama wa Wrong Turn.

Tunajua the original one

@Dr_Chibuike_M A castrated bull is always docile and submissive to its master.

This is a scrotum in the picture and the procedure being done is vasectomy. Vasectomy is a safe, highly effective and permanent method of family planning. The doctor will just cut and seal the tubes that carry sperm from the testicles. It is just 15–30 minutes. Ejaculation and sex drive continues, but sperm is no longer present in the semen. Men, will you be willing to undergo this? 🤔

@kijana_misa Shaulin soccer stadium

Ndo huyu Muka wa kweru

@KE_MrBlack Vitzuko

What do we call this?

@Mastardcesh Who still cares about news and interviews?

WHICH CITIZEN TV JOURNALIST IS NOT BIAS AND TAKING SIDES DURING INTERVIEWS BETWEEN: 1. Jeff Koinange 2. Trevor Ombija 3. Yvonne Okwara 4. Sam Kituku

Are you the farm or the chick?

@omambia029 Wewe uko kingdom plantae not animalia.

What can I do to get rid of this ? I am suffering

@mwangi_Aib @itslayies Say one word in Germany ata kama ni Wantam.

@elphas06 @itslayies You're joking right?

@MagokaK @itslayies Let me tell you Mogoka, this is CBC.

@itslayies @elphas06 No German there😄 Kind could be having some sort of learning disability maybe.

@UtdKobi RVP

First player you see ?

@itslayies Yea DM nikufunze .

@elphas06 Hizo zote ni German words?

Majembe atalimwa Mbavu.

@opolot_ronnie Man got 2 big roles; Playing a huge role in midfield and a heavy role off the pitch.

Declan Rice with his girlfriend Lauren Fryer. He has been with her since their teenage years but he has never publicly talked about her🫡

@ntvkenya Hii mumewekelea yeye Tu. He is not capable of the demands.

Kindiki ataka Sh450m zaidi za helikopta na chakula afisini mwake zurl.co/7QL0g