Ethan Marsh

@kenmartin73 Absolutely pathetic leadership but it’s what you’re known for.

Let’s be clear on what really happened: Today, the Resolutions Committee voted to pass a resolution condemning the corrosive influence of ALL dark money in Democratic primaries. We had various resolutions that focused on different industries and groups, and instead of going one-by-one, we passed a blanket repudiation. I have made my position on this clear from day one: We must end the influence of dark money in our politics and restore power back to the people.

@mikeroweworks Thank you for posting a picture of you next to your political views. No "homespun" wisdom from a millionaire Blue Collar cosplayer is going to not make Markwayne look like an incompetant, childish idiot.

If you haven’t heard, and even if you have, Jimmy Kimmel said this about Markwayne Mullin, former Senator from Oklahoma, and our newest Secretary of Homeland Security: “We have a plumber now protecting us from terrorism.” Apparently, there has been some backlash. Plumbers were offended, obviously, as were parents of plumbers, spouses of plumbers, children of plumbers, and millions of people who have had a plumber show up when they needed one. Comedians were also offended, (the funny ones, anyway,) along with a surprising number of terrorists - especially those with access to hot and cold running water. However, in spite of the ensuing kerfuffle, @jimmykimmel doubled down. “I’m not upset that the head of Homeland Security was a plumber,” he said, “I’m upset that he isn’t still a plumber." He further elucidated by adding, "I wouldn't put a plumber in charge of Homeland Security for the same reason I wouldn't call a five-star general to pull a rat out of my toilet, OK? We all have our areas of expertise.” Being offended is always a choice, and I don’t choose to be offended by a joke, even one that comes at the expense of the skilled tradespeople my foundation tries to elevate. But I am a tad butt hurt by the suggestion that skilled workers should never evolve into something new, and that competence is somehow limited to one vocation. Obviously, expertise and skill are important. If I need a new kidney, I’d prefer a doctor do the surgery, not a late-night talk show host. But if the doctor in question used to host a talk show, why would I hold that against him? Ten years ago, during one of the presidential debates, @MarcoRubio answered a workforce-related question by arguing that America needed to get shop class back into high schools. He concluded by saying, “What our country needs are more welders and fewer philosophers.” A lot of people on this page commented that Rubio and I were singing from the same hymnal, but in fact, we weren’t. At least not entirely. Because I don’t think the current shortage of welders has anything to do with an overabundance of philosophers. In fact, I think it’s a mistake to promote one vocation at the expense of the other. What we really need in this country, are more welders who can talk intelligently about Aristotle, and more philosophers who can run an even bead. More Generals, in other words, who can fix their own toilets, and more plumbers who can hold a powerful government job. This is what Mullin did. He was a private citizen who mastered an essential skill and then turned that skill into a multi-million-dollar company that employed a lot of people and served a lot of customers. That gave him the freedom to do other things with his life, including a career in public service which got him into Congress, where he’s spent the last eleven years doing whatever Congressmen do. Now, he has a very consequential position in the Cabinet of the current administration. Is that not the embodiment of the American Dream? I get that Jimmy Kimmel might have a problem with Mullin’s politics, but what possible objection could he have about the trajectory of his career, or his desire to do more than one thing with his life? The only sensible thing to do in the wake of a moment this tone deaf, is remind America that the skills gap is wide, and getting wider. The shortage of skilled tradespeople is now headline news and closing it is nothing less than a matter of national security. This year, my foundation has set aside $10 million dollars to help train the next generation of plumbers, and lots of other essential workers. I'm talking about hundreds of thousands of AI-proof, six figure jobs that don't require a four-year degree, waiting to be filled. The money is currently available to anyone who wants to master a useful skill at mikeroweworks.org. Apply today. As for those of you genuinely offended by Kimmel's comments, consider expressing your disappointment with a modest donation to mikeroweWORKS. Our work ethic scholarship is making a real difference, and your money will be well spent, I promise. The donate button is big and red and hard to miss, at mikeroweworks.org I’d love to chat but I’ve gotta pull a rat out of my toilet…

@RobSchneider Jesum crow Mango calm down eat a fruit or something.

In a Constitutional Republic these buffoons are FREE to March and say asinine assumptions based on nothing more than grievances that THEY DIDN’T GET THEIR WAY in the last ELECTION because they weren’t able to CHEAT ENOUGH this time to win…

@StevenCheung47 Dude imagine working for a demented pedophile and calling someone classless. You disfigured toe-shaped loser, you look as awful on the outside as you are inside.

Jimmy Kimmel (Mr. Blackface) is a classless hack who is self-projecting his depression and sadness onto others. He lives a pathetic existence where nobody— not even his family— enjoys his miserable company. The only people giving him any attention are Hollywood Elites. BUH-BYE!

@JakeLang @NYCMayor Hey Jacob, I heard you like em young. You were a pathetic joke before being outed as a skinner. x.com/Tallahassee505…

@NYCMayor Zoran the gig is up 😳 New Yorkers KNOW beyond a shadow of a doubt, YOU ARE A MUSLIM TERRORIST ENABLING PYSCHO!!!! How tone deaf do you have to be to post this GARBAGE a couple days after the first Muslim terror attack in NYC since 911? POLITICAL CAREER OVER!!!!!

For Mahmoud Khalil, this past year has been marked by profound hardship—and by profound courage. A year ago, Mahmoud was walking home through our city after sharing an iftar with his wife Noor when he was detained by federal agents, flown to Louisiana, and then held in an ICE facility for months. In that time, he was forced to miss the birth of his first child. All of this for exercising his First Amendment rights in protesting the ongoing genocide in Palestine. And yet, even in the face of that cruelty, there has also been beauty. New Yorkers raising their voices in solidarity. A city refusing to look away. Mahmoud won his freedom, and a father was finally reunited with his child. Last night, as we marked the one year anniversary of his detention, Rama and I were honored to welcome Mahmoud, Noor, and their son Deen to Gracie Mansion to break our fast together. Mahmoud is a New Yorker, and he belongs in New York City.

@lilpump We are all set. Your break at Arby’s is almost over.

Yall want 2016 Pumpp back watch this

@RepFinstad Hey man, do you have enough brain cells in your head to care about people being murdered in your state? Or can they elect a machine that will post talking points and save money on your salary?

Thank you, President Trump and Governor Walz. I am pleased to see these recent developments. The only way to a resolution is through productive conversations. Public safety shouldn’t be partisan, and cooperation is how we deliver real results for our communities. Real leadership means putting law and order above politics.

@roisinmurphy @Terry1Paula Festivals can save a lot of money by not booking a transphobe bigot.

@Terry1Paula Jet2 holidays- you can save up to £250 on a family trip to the wrong side of history!

What you are doing here is dangerous and very irresponsible.. Please read this and sort your head out! gov.uk/government/pub… “The way that this issue has been discussed on social media has been insensitive, distressing and dangerous, and goes against guidance on safe reporting of suicide. One risk is that young people and their families will be terrified by predictions of suicide as inevitable without puberty blockers - some of the responses on social media show this. Another is identification, already-distressed adolescents hearing the message that “people like you, facing similar problems, are killing themselves”, leading to imitative suicide or self-harm, to which young people are particularly susceptible.”

@FindingMcKinzie @NetflixIsAJoke bless yr heart, buddy.

@emarshcomedy @NetflixIsAJoke Stfu go back to your dark hole Ethan marsh comedy is a flop disappear into a career. J Jensen is new and bold and HOT

P*rn just isn’t the same anymore 🎤 Jordan Jensen: Take Me with You is now playing!

@andrewcuomo You’re going to grab this race like the staffers you assaulted. Read the room, creep.

In it to win it.

@RealDeanCain I love how the right wing is triggered by basic kindness. Go back to being a has been, people need their Uber Eats orders.

Maurice thinks he’s clever…

@lindayaX @elonmusk How did you help free speech? Uplifting white nationalists? Your mechahitler chatbot? You are a MASSIVE failure.

After two incredible years, I’ve decided to step down as CEO of 𝕏. When @elonmusk and I first spoke of his vision for X, I knew it would be the opportunity of a lifetime to carry out the extraordinary mission of this company. I’m immensely grateful to him for entrusting me with the responsibility of protecting free speech, turning the company around, and transforming X into the Everything App.  I’m incredibly proud of the X team - the historic business turn around we have accomplished together has been nothing short of remarkable.  We started with the critical early work necessary to prioritize the safety of our users—especially children, and to restore advertiser confidence. This team has worked relentlessly from groundbreaking innovations like Community Notes, and, soon, X Money to bringing the most iconic voices and content to the platform. Now, the best is yet to come as X enters a new chapter with @xai . X is truly a digital town square for all voices and the world’s most powerful culture signal. We couldn’t have achieved that without the support of our users, business partners, and the most innovative team in the world.  I’ll be cheering you all on as you continue to change the world.  As always, I’ll see you on 𝕏

@thehonestlypod @AgnesCallard @bariweiss How moral is it to use your power to try to bang your own grad student while your husband has cancer? Any philosophy majors to weigh in? What a weak, pathetic person.

Agnes Callard (@AgnesCallard) was married. Then she met her husband. Today on Honestly, the philosopher talks to @BariWeiss about love, marriage, divorce, kids—and living with her current and ex-husband. Watch it now: thefp.pub/4jpfHMZ

@Rothmus I agree lock up all those rich pederasts.

@jessicaramosqns You are so right we need another guy who sexually assaults women to stand up to Trump. Must be hard to sell out other women for political power.

I wasn’t on the debate stage tonight, but I was watching and listening. New Yorkers deserve a mayor who sees past the headlines and delivers real results. Trump is coming for our city and change won’t come from yelling at the gate. We need someone ready on day one—and that’s @andrewcuomo.

@Riley_Gaines_ She should have mocked you more for making a whole movement because you’re a 5th place loser. You are pathetic.

I accept Simone's apology for the personal attacks including the ones where she body-shamed me. I know she knows what this feels like. She's still the greatest female gymnast of all time. A couple of things. Sports ARE inclusive by nature. Anyone can and everyone SHOULD play sports. Competition, on the other hand and by definition, is exclusive. So the idea of "competitive equity" is nonsensical. Secondly, the boys are publicly humiliating the girls. To suggest that women and girls must be silent or ignore a boy who is PUBLICLY hurting or humiliating them is wrong. You can't have any empathy and compassion for the girls if you're ignoring when young men are harming or abusing them. I am not ashamed to be a voice for the voiceless. Lastly, I agree with you that the blame is on the lawmakers and leaders at the top. Precisely why I'm suing the NCAA and support candidates who vow to stand with women. That's why I joined @realDonaldTrump at the signing of his Executive Order. I didn't see you there or championing this effort with your platform. Women's sports can't be used as an excuse for girl's to center the feelings and validation of men and boys. I welcome you to the fight to support fair sports and a future for female athletes. Little girls deserve the same shot to achieve that you had.

@politico @debra_kahn Hi I’m from the Dumbest Fucking Take awards and I need to drop off a grand prize.

Column: Will Democrats take Elon Musk back on climate issues? They should, argues our California policy editor @debra_kahn. politico.com/news/magazine/…

@StephenM Who was railing your wife while you were on the campaign trail?

I was on the campaign trail with President Trump all across America. He promised in every rally to pass the tax cuts, fully secure the border, deport the illegals, dismantle the criminal gangs, unleash American energy, build the missile defense shield, reshore our manufacturing base, and enact no tax on tips, overtime and social security. To thunderous applause. In speech after speech. He won in a landslide. And he overcame ten years of lawfare, witch hunts, persecutions and two near-assassinations to deliver on this extraordinary agenda. The House has passed a bill to codify each and every one of these promises. Which is why the house should be loudly and enthusiastically celebrated for keeping our sacred vows to the American People. The libertarian candidate, who ran on the Rand platform, got one half of one percent of the national vote. This isn’t hard. The only choice is to keep our promises to the American People.

@elonmusk @realDonaldTrump @DOGE The pathetic failure of @DOGE was will go down in history along with @Tesla. So many children that need aid in the world died to show you are a drugged-out dipshit.

As my scheduled time as a Special Government Employee comes to an end, I would like to thank President @realDonaldTrump for the opportunity to reduce wasteful spending. The @DOGE mission will only strengthen over time as it becomes a way of life throughout the government.