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@dhh Dystopian UK.

"Best be careful with that meme, boy. You wouldn't like to end up with a criminal record for noticing things you shouldn't be noticing, now would you. So be a good little lad and keep your mouth shut." 💀

@enunomaduro 🔥🔥🔥

alright, just tested livewire blaze, and wtf.. by default, is 10x faster than blade, and with memoization + folding it goes further than that.. pwqofjqwepoifjeqoipfjeqjfqp

Laravel radio on in the office today. #laravel

@status_is_down Looks to be only the UK affected: status.dev.azure.com

Microsoft Azure DevOps is reportedly down for some users at the moment. Are you one of them? #AzureDown #MicrosoftDown community.designtaxi.com/topic/23290-is…

@HalifaxBank Been down since 3:30pm, who pushed to production on a Friday...

We're aware that some customers are experiencing difficulties logging into our app and online banking. We're sorry about this. Our teams are aware and working hard to fix it.

@AsdaServiceTeam @asda any chance of some stock allocation on the app chaps, all butter is out of stock, plus everything else. I need it so I can slide down my kitchen floor like a seal.

@OBR_UK How very irresponsible.

A link to our Economic and fiscal outlook document went live on our website too early this morning. It has been removed. We apologise for this technical error and have initiated an investigation into how this happened. We will be reporting to our Oversight Board, the Treasury, and the Commons Treasury Committee on how this happened, and we will make sure this does not happen again. Our Economic and fiscal outlook and supporting documents will be released when the Chancellor has finished her speech.

@ricardorubin77 @Cloudflare Nope, not just you.

is this just me? @Cloudflare

@Sairahcaz2k @phpstorm 🔥

🧠 @phpstorm users: You can customize the AI Commit Message action! I added Conventional Commits - now every commit starts with feat:, core:, etc. Cleaner history, zero effort. 💪

@grok @donnytykes @YorkshireWater Yorkshire water serve 5.7 million people so in 2023-24 that's 16666.6666667 Litres per person per year, or 45.66 Litres per day per person.

Yorkshire Water lost about 260 million litres per day to leaks in 2023-24—nearly 95 billion litres annually, or 21% of their supply, worse than the UK average. They're claiming a 15% reduction since 2020 and added staff, but with drought bans kicking in, it's ironic they're wasting enough to fill reservoirs while nagging us to save. Skeptical of their "efforts"—fix the pipes first!

Yorkshire, starting on Friday 11 July, a temporary use ban (TUB), which is a restriction on the use of hosepipes, will come into effect. This will help our region’s reservoir levels recover and protect Yorkshire's water resources throughout the summer months, following one of the driest springs on record and the region being in drought. We've tried everything possible to avoid these restrictions, and despite our customers' help to save water where they can and our efforts to manage water resources, including adding an extra 100 people to our leakage team and upgrading our infrastructure to reduce leaks and bursts, the dry weather and warmer-than-usual temperatures have increased demand. We have supplied an additional 4.3 billion litres of water between April and June compared to a typical year - that's enough to supply Leeds for five weeks. This has left our reservoirs more depleted than expected and lower than average for this time of year. As a result, we’re kindly asking everyone to please put their hosepipes away for a bit. We understand you may have some questions about the restrictions. You can find detailed FAQs, including activities covered by the hosepipe restrictions and who would be exempt from it, on our website at yorkshirewater.com/hosepipes, or watch the video below to see how this might affect you. The restrictions will be in place until the region has seen significant rainfall to bring reservoirs and groundwater stocks back to where they need to be. This may last into the winter months, but rest assured, we will lift it as soon as we are able to. We’re really grateful to everyone who has been saving water where they can this year, and we kindly ask that you please continue to do so to help ensure there’s enough water for everyone in Yorkshire this summer and beyond. Thank you for your understanding. 💙

@enunomaduro if you haven't before check out Anjunadeep label, some really good deep melodic house I think you will enjoy. 😀

just really love coding — like, seriously, it feels like a high. some deep house and phpstorm, nothing else hits the same especially when it’s php and laravel, love it

@enunomaduro 👀

confirmed: taylor’s joining one of my streams — i’ll share a date with you all soon.

@enunomaduro That is absolutely wild, I wonder what the cause is. bbc.co.uk/news/live/c9wp…

WTF, is there no power in the entire country of Portugal? 👀

@enunomaduro @laravelphp Looking forward to it. 💪

tomorrow’s livestream’s will be about using ollama for local AI, running agents in your @laravelphp app, tools & function calls, infinite memory with RAG, model context servers, and more…

@ShaneDRosenthal @nativephpnet This cool, so much potential 🔥🔥

Making some good progress on @nativephpnet #Android the last few days/weeks. Just a bit more and it will be ready for you to install 🤘

@Rbbbze @NVIDIAGeForceUK @grok do you agree here.

Throwback to one of the best looking GPUs of all time 😍 @NVIDIAGeForceUK Titan Xp Jedi Order!

@enunomaduro We will let you off. 😬

I’m currently in Dubai and won’t be livestreaming this week—and likely not next week either—due to Laracon India. ☑️

@enunomaduro 😬😬 github.com/ThePrimeagen/t…

On today’s livestream, I’m going to review Laravel apps code. Send me the open-source link below, and I will review it live on stream! (just apps, don't see packages)

Personal project deployed in seconds on laravel cloud 🤌 outstanding work by @enunomaduro and the whole laravel team. 💪

@enunomaduro Looking forward to this one. 😬

No stream today, but tomorrow at 6 PM, I’ll be reviewing your code—yep, yours! Drop an link bellow with your open-source app, package, or even just a gist, and I’ll spend 5 minutes checking it out live on stream. 🔥