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The day a mosquito lands on your testicles, you will learn that violence isn't always the answer.

@Deaib_szn I am less concerned about her cheating or whatever, but why date a person who doesn't know basic tenses. What the hell is “I didn't actually bought it ..."

i am cooked.💔

@NASAEarth @Astro_Christina How vast is the universe?

That's us! 🌍 The Artemis II crew captured beautiful, high-resolution images of our home planet during their journey to the Moon. As @Astro_Christina put it: "You guys look great."

@NASAEarth @Astro_Christina Given the vastness of the universe, how likely is it that Earth-like planets or advanced alien civilizations exist? Do you ever find yourself contemplating the existence of life beyond our world?

@XBrianDennis @NjengaWill 😂😂

As a continent, we are collectively foolish

@shezzzz_weird 😂

Representing Nigeria 🥰

@NASASpaceflight The thought of not being there 400 years in the future to witness whatever tech there will be hurts me so much. Ben Franklin once said “I begin to be sorry I was born so soon, since I cannot have the happiness of knowing what will be known a hundred years hence.”

LAUNCH! ARTEMIS II LAUNCHES on the first attempt! youtube.com/watch?v=8c-GAk…

@sneak_011 She started giving birth ukiwa grade 9 na uko hapo unamwambia mambo ya mapenzi?

Kuna single mother of two anataka kutikiza nyavu , sijui nigware niingie mitini ama namna gani apa ?

@sneak_011 I am amazed by how these people are audacious.

@iamjatello I know Albert Einstein called you Master back then

Chukua Carhire one week, mshow uko na gari hata wewe na wewe habana taka mcheso na life pia, juu hana akili ya ku reason fiti ataingia box since aim yake ni kuona uko na Lexus. Lay her on the 4th day, twanga yeye mimba na uache sasa atafute huyo bwana. Mkid ata grow mahali kuna ma Lexus kadhaa.

@queen_subie New always win. Mystery doesn't care about beauty as much as you people think.

Side chic in red and wife

@Samweljug @Maryian96 This conversation should have ended after the first text.

@Maryian96 Had to take a screenshot from own experience with such a lady😅😅. The audacity y'all have 😆tunasonga kusonga.

Ladies if you feel like you are too special to cook for your hubby please don't get married or cohabit kaa kwenu!!!! Mnatesa vijana aje huku nje,huyu ameambiwa akiskia njaa ajipikie🫩😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@AkilengJess Unfortunately it is his choice, that won't change, bitter woman.

It's always the facially challenged!😒

@OWUOR_Mac_ODUOR @mbiti_mwondi Europe has had better stadiums for instance, for decades. Sometimes it's good to accept the reality and work towards being better. If you watch that video, emotions aside, you will acknowledge that.

@OWUOR_Mac_ODUOR @mbiti_mwondi You are the foolish one and the unexplored one. There is nothing fascinating or that interesting to model from Africa largely. The stadium you are talking about is overpriced in the long run and doesn't even meet global standards.

Larry Madowo anapikwa objectively while being “schooled” kwa hio post yake ya Luxembourg. I urge you to read some comments and quotes in that tweet then you’ll discover something very interesting about human psychology. I could talk about that tweet and the reactions it got critically analyzing them for a whole day and in my opinion that was a very impactful tweet. It paints how we Africans perceive ourselves and whether or not did the white eternally fuck us up,to them we believe we’ll always be inferior and the lesser race.

@karigoh @ThatTesoGuy @ItsJeffreyJeff @abuyamasta Yes

@ThatTesoGuy @ItsJeffreyJeff @abuyamasta Even with kids bado ni mancave?

Mlikua mnasema nadanganya?? Well, i come with receipts. Men,kuuliza tu... unaweza kaa na mwanamke kama huyu mwenye hakuheshimu?.. imagine bibi yako akuambie "Watoto ni wako utabaki nao nikisonga"😭😭😭💔.. Some women ave devils

@breezfk @polo_kimanii 😂

@polo_kimanii Ile bedminton iko corporate ogopa sana.After a team building uko ruiru resort niliona ni kama madam boss alikuwa idhaa,l decided to DM her that evening alinishow "If you can't respect me respect yourself."Skuizi nikiskia kuna team building naomba leave ya kutembelea bibi Bomet

The cuckification of Corporate man. Look at the things they are making men do in the name of having fun in getaways. Sasa hapa ukirudi nyumbani unaeza jipata ata umenunua jacket ya pink kwa barabara,juu umejaa umama. Dear men,why cant you just say no

@polo_kimanii 😂

Kama hutakua umeguza 1.5 million before the age of 30. Just know you’re about to become the humble background you used to write about in your composition

@Chetuyachinago Your are such a fool with shitty analysis.

When will Africans finally outgrow this embarrassing and childish tourist syndrome? An African flies to a European country, sees a shiny building or a fancy train, whips out their phone, and immediately runs to social media to cry, "When will our country have this?!" SPOILER ALERT : those train rides are not free. They are directly subsidized by the missing wealth and uncollected taxes of the developing world. Truth is that, while the rest of Europe was tripping over themselves to aggressively extract African resources by sending gunboats, missionaries, and colonial administrators to do their dirty work, Luxembourg was playing 3D chess. They did not need to get their hands bloody or dirty. Instead, they quietly positioned themselves as the ultimate offshore tollbooth for the wealth being plundered from the Global South. Here is how their white-collar criminal network operates: A massive multinational conglomerate digs up copper in Zambia, pumps crude in Nigeria, or mines cobalt in the DRC Congo. By any standard of fairness, the immense wealth generated from those resources should be taxed locally to build the exact same roads, schools, and train networks we keep drooling over. But the global financial system is rigged. Instead of paying their fair share, that corporation sets up a shell company and often literally just a dusty P.O. Box in Luxembourg. And then through the dark arts of corporate accounting known as "profit shifting" and "transfer pricing," the company manipulates its books. The African subsidiary, the one doing the actual extraction, magically records zero profit. Meanwhile, the Luxembourg P.O. Box records billions. Africa gets the environmental degradation, the exploited labor, and a depleted national treasury. Luxembourg gets the capital. Now, Luxembourg taxes these phantom P.O. boxes just enough to make it look legitimate, pulling in about 5% of their GDP. But that’s just the cover charge. When you factor in the massive ecosystem built to service this racket,the armies of corporate lawyers, wealth managers, auditors, and bankers designing these tax-dodging schemes, it accounts for a staggering 30% of Luxembourg’s entire GDP. Put the math together, and you realize that nearly 40% of their national wealth is a monument to laundered money. It is the most flawlessly executed heist in modern history. They managed to siphon the wealth of a continent without firing a single bullet or toppling a single regime.

@kamauwaruhiu 😂

I have never been to kisii , mtu huanza kuskia kelele akiwa wapi ?