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@firstname11212

Those who mean to misunderstand will succeed in misunderstanding. 52.2 posts

เข้าร่วม Kasım 2024
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OddPossum
OddPossum@firstname11212·
Just my opinion, but [Insert wildly offensive or obviously imprecise fact here]. But what do y'all think?
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OddPossum@firstname11212·
@sacredgeometry @YouTriedALittle @InsaneCope You don't understand "no one" is two words, so I'll dismiss your opinion as coming from someone on the left side of the IQ bell curve. If you're going to come at me about intellect, maybe proofread your message.
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sacredgeometry@sacredgeometry·
@firstname11212 @YouTriedALittle @InsaneCope Noone else is understanding it which insinuates something doesnt it? Or are you really that fucking stupid? It clearly wasn't a well formed joke if it were one at all No more likely is you retroactively renaged on it when you realised how stupid you were bing and are pretending
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OddPossum
OddPossum@firstname11212·
It appears to me the enemy doesn't need to oppress anyone. Nobody is the gatekeeper to their success as an organism because there is so much underutilized resources on earth and now that space is opening up, there will be more in space. But the oppressors are determined to pigeon hole the whole population and fence-off parts of the world. Their intent is evil. How do we account for evil?
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kouji 🇯🇵
kouji 🇯🇵@yoyonofukuoka·
この投稿はダウンロードだから絶対に間違っていない。 本当に重要なのは、この物理領域内に存在する敵を捕捉する事ではない。 本当に重要なのは、人類は何故これほどまでに騙され続けてきたのか?その手法はなんなのか?それはどの様な構造によって実現してきたのか?に着目する事であり、その手法や構造を理解する事だ。 そして、それを知らない人達に伝え続ける事だ。
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sacredgeometry
sacredgeometry@sacredgeometry·
@firstname11212 @YouTriedALittle @InsaneCope there are fewer than 1/5th as many people in the usa. So 99% of Americans could shower more than 3/4s of Indians and that still could be true in absolute numbers. But wouldnt be true in the way the info was presented. i.e. most Indians still dont shower as much as Americans.
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OddPossum
OddPossum@firstname11212·
@YouTriedALittle @InsaneCope If you understood it was a joke, then you'd understand i was saying only half the people in India shower. 🤣🤣
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kouji 🇯🇵
kouji 🇯🇵@yoyonofukuoka·
日本にチップ文化は必要無いという投稿をした事で、急に思い出した事がある。 数年前に、僕がよく行く激安の立ち飲み屋で飲んでいる時に、4人の欧米人がその店に入ってきた。 内訳はアメリカ人2人と、カナダ人と、オーストラリア人。 そのお店は日本人しか来ないような店だったので、それはとても珍しい光景だった。 彼らは僕の隣に並び、日本語のメニューを難しい顔で見ていたので、僕は翻訳アプリを使って何が書いてあるのかを彼らに説明した。 彼らはそれぞれにお酒を飲み、お店にいる日本人達とコミュニケーションを取りながら、その空間をとても楽しんでいた。 彼らはそれぞれ2杯くらいお酒を飲み、十分に満足したみたいで、お会計を済ませようとした。 僕は、彼らに良い思い出を作ってもらいたいという一心で、彼らが受け取った伝票を奪い、お会計をしようとした。 彼らは、それを全力で阻止しようとしたが、僕は彼らを静かにさせる為に、「僕は大金持ちだから問題ない」と嘘を言った。 彼らは僕に何度もお礼を言って、店を出た。 僕は彼らを喜ばす事が出来て、とても嬉しい気分だった。 僕は家に帰って、ベッドに入りながら、彼らとの会話を思い出していた。 彼らは、国際的な会議の為に日本に訪れていた研究チームだった。 その時に僕は思った。 彼らはおそらく、僕よりもはるかにお金持ちだ🤣🤣🤣 僕は少し笑いながら寝た。
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OddPossum
OddPossum@firstname11212·
@jayroo69 Any dad with young children could do this well
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Jayroo@jayroo69·
Cat-like reflexes!
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YouTried
YouTried@YouTriedALittle·
@InsaneCope I also love the “actually” part, because even they know nobody believes this shit
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山中@yamanakanobody·
アメリカ人って普通に運転する車と壊れた時用の予備の車を持ってんだってさ! 凄くね?
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OddPossum@firstname11212·
@YoppKy @yamanakanobody Inside the cities, the only people who own multiple vehicles really are those who like to work on their own cars and one is usually a beater car.
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Henry Yopp
Henry Yopp@YoppKy·
@yamanakanobody If you are in rural America this is usually the case. I have a work truck, a farm truck, a backup truck, and a classic muscle car. The more urban of an area you get into, the less likely this is.
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Dr. Clown, PhD
Dr. Clown, PhD@DrClownPhD·
Her dog kept acting weird whenever she turned her back… so she recorded it. What she caught on camera is wild 😳 What would you do if you saw your dog doing this?
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OddPossum@firstname11212·
@goneers We're in a vice, trying to breathe financially
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OddPossum@firstname11212·
@Archwinger1 Replace the word judgment with feeling and you'll be more correct
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OddPossum@firstname11212·
@tanomuzeA I really like how Japanese is translated into English in a way I speak English with the "lol" and "freaking out" 😁 Is this a real literal translation? Do you know English well enough to know that?
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頼むぜエディタ
頼むぜエディタ@tanomuzeA·
裏庭でこれ見つけてビビってるニキ草 何か悪いことが起きる前兆と捉えられてるw
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OddPossum@firstname11212·
@TGrammie2 That's actually really nice. I don't care all the cope, "it's yucky" immature children have to say about it.
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🇺🇸 Bekah 🇺🇸
Sorry, I think that’s an ugly shower and I would’ve never spent $60k on it even if I had it
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OddPossum@firstname11212·
@alphafox Maybe wash it? You know, wash it before you use it. Maybe after you use it?
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AlphaFox@alphafox·
That’s not what I expected: 🤮
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OddPossum@firstname11212·
@ChrisWillx Which two teeth are your favorites and why?
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Chris Williamson
Chris Williamson@ChrisWillx·
4.2M 🚀⁣ I'm recording a Q&A tomorrow. Ask me a question ⬇️ Love you long time x
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