NADS

I would give every single cell in my ovaries for a large enough amount of green pitted olives.

i think about this at least once a day

@heartlessish Audhubillah

Icon vs User ❤️❤️

@_Arc_x I want to join and I need to be ranked high

Making a gc to rank twt accounts by who's most likely to be a future wife beater, lmk if u want to join

@CHUUMARXAJ Defffffoooo I have a long ass baby names list but idk if I’m ever gonna use it 😭😭😭

for my somali mutuals do you all plan on using somali/arabic names for your kids lol

@bint_hind11 @BirawiBoi He’s Bulgarian and German please

@BirawiBoi @flaminqu I only use my powers against yahood, sorry.

I need someone to do sixir and hex my old manager. Willing to pay £0.75 !

@mzzeyni I genuinely wanna know what makes them think that the knowledge they’ve gained from a sad ass life is so valuable and neeeeeeds to be shared 😭

@flaminqu It’s like “don’t stay with the guy who punched a whole in your apartment” like chirrrpppp we aren’t all birds

I hate those “XX things I wish I knew in my 20s” videos because you think they’re gonna say some insightful eye opening pieces of advice say dumb shit like “don’t get pregnant by a man who hates you” ??? DUHH!! OBVIOUSLY!!!

@cuntycel Best male role model oat ??

@flaminqu i eat less than 1000 a day if i’m feeling cheeky 1.2k.

What dua can I make for the average woman’s maintenance calories to be 4000kcal and the average man to have 1250kcal a day. Jazakallah khair

i want 2 boyfriends n i want them to fight for my attention

I need to stop assuming everyone on the internet is a somali girl

@BirawiBoi @kingofarabiaa I’m not even willing to drive up the road sorry 💔💔💔

@flaminqu @kingofarabiaa Ohhh ok yeah that might be a problem lowkey, are you willing to drive a few kilometers to Yemen?

I need to try khat so bad im gonna die

@bennumberx Maybe to you Ben 😭😭😭

@flaminqu all drugs are normal

It will always shock me how normal cocaine is to white people

@kingofarabiaa @BirawiBoi Now how does this help me in london…

@BirawiBoi @flaminqu Idk tbh but I wouldn’t be surprised. Many Yemenis fled there after the civil war

@wasted1717 Good for you croski

Sheesh I might actually be a whore bro

@dblocksoomaliya Thank you so much this will be put to great use. I’m starting with you.

@flaminqu Kinda similar but اللهم إني أسألك علما نافعا ورزقا طيبا وعملا متقبلا

Business idea : biscoff cake flavoured biscoff lotus biscuits

@offgridc4 Unforch 😭

@flaminqu You’re one of them aren’t you

Women that drive really close to the steering wheel scare me