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SPTE Hezekiah Ochuka, the junior Airforce serviceman who had balls of steel and led the '82 Coup against Moi's regime. Your place in the history of Kenya will forever remain indelible.

@nyangeoffspring @bungomaduke It's a diesel engine, 6k to Bungoma is possible

@bungomaduke I don't to believe that Nairobi bungoma trip is 6k fuel. Too good to be true

If you want to become a millionaire in just one year, rush to the nearest bank on Tuesday after the Easter Holiday and take a loan. You are not doing this for consumption but for an income-generating asset. This is how people move fast. Take that loan and buy a clean 14-seater like a Toyota Hiace. Put it where the money is. Ilete kwa hii Bungoma to Nairobi route. This route is always active. Day and night people are always moving.. Now let’s break everything down step by step so you understand clearly. First, the setup: Cost of matatu: Ksh 1,600,000 Loan finances the full amount. Tuseme Monthly repayment is Ksh 60,000. Let's go to how you will operate. You don’t operate casually. You maximize the vehicle. Daily plan: Morning: Bungoma → Nairobi Evening/Night: Nairobi → Bungoma That is 2 full trips per day Now income per trip: Passengers: 14 Fare per passenger: Ksh 1,500 So: 14 × 1,500 = Ksh 21,000 per trip Two trips per day: Ksh 21,000 × 2 = Ksh 42,000 per day Now monthly income: Assume 26 working days: Ksh 42,000 × 26 = Ksh 1,092,000 per month (total revenue) Now subtract expenses step by step. Fuel: Approx Ksh 12,000 per day Monthly: 12,000 × 26 = Ksh 312,000 Crew (driver + conductor): Ksh 3,000 per day Monthly: 3,000 × 26 = Ksh 78,000 Maintenance & other costs: Monthly estimate: Ksh 40,000 Now total expenses: 312,000 (fuel) 78,000 (crew) 40,000 (maintenance) = Ksh 430,000 Now subtract from revenue: 1,092,000 – 430,000 = Ksh 662,000 Now remove loan repayment: 662,000 – 60,000 = Ksh 602,000 net profit per month Now let’s make it even clearer. Monthly profit: Ksh 602,000 After 2 months: 602,000 × 2 = Ksh 1,204,000 You have already crossed one million. After 12 months: 602,000 × 12 = Ksh 7,224,000 From one matatu. Ukimaliza kulipa loan in about 2–3 years: You remove Ksh 60,000 repayment. New monthly profit: 602,000 + 60,000 = Ksh 662,000 per month At this point, the matatu is fully yours na pesa inakuja kukuja. This is how people scale: Year 1: Buy 1 matatu Year 2: Add a second using profits Year 3: Build a small fleet The secret is not just buying. Make sure you manage them well. Ensure full capacity trips ju demand iko high. Stick to a busy route like Bungoma–Nairobi Use disciplined crew Track daily income Maintain the vehicle properly If you get this right, one matatu is enough to completely change your financial direction. Stop looking for complicated businesses. Sometimes the simplest models executed with discipline and consistency are the ones that create real wealth. Hii ni Siri nimewapea...

@fndaga @georgediano Umenipee Idea🤣🤣🤣🤣

@RealAfrican_son @georgediano Mimi na wewe, same Wozap group 😂🤣

@fndaga @georgediano I always do this shit hapo Roasters coz kuna Naivas, Quickmart na Magunas🤣

Another poverty mentality ni kubeba paper bag Ukienda shopping kwa supermarket ati usave 20 bob... Ni Onyango Tate, hide ID!!🥲

@fndaga @georgediano This is very valid. Juu niambie mbona Naivas wananilipisha bag yenye iko branded jina yao already? That’s using me for free marketing

@MuyaSheWolf @georgediano Hapo sasa! Kwanza it looks crazy and nice to see shop attendant pale Naivas in uniform packing your shopping kwa bag yako ya Magunas, haezi kataa na hakuna kitu anaeza fanya 😂😂

@fndaga @georgediano Exactly.. Wakitaka ubebe yao ,iwe free bana.

Help her re-unite with her family, she has been missing since the 1st of April.

Man to man. You see that new girl who just appeared in the neighborhood the other day? Yes, that one. Avoid her like plague. She’s a schoolgirl and if you mess with her, your ass will be yanked wide open pale Kamiti maximum. #AvoidSchoolgirls

Mtu mpumbavu sana Huyu 😂😂

@2njerii AI has made sure the female officer is actually wearing Somalia Police uniform.

You don’t have actual cop uniforms!?! Hawa ni wa Mogadishu ? Si ndio ?

@_Sakko 0722***333 🙈

@fndaga Ni gani ?

hii kampuni ya airtel hukuwa na head office ama ata customer care number inaenda through kweli ? .. buana my line which must be having over 100k hapo Airtel Money ilipotea January na mpaka Leo sijaipata help ..everytime nimeenda kuirenew naambiẁa niende head office na ID ..nikipiga hizo customer care number zao haziendi through

@e_mokera Isn't that what the 'E' in your name also stands for?

Mnaita aje mtoto Elijah in 2026

NEWS BREAKING: @CA_Kenya orders @SafaricomPLC and @AIRTEL_KE to merge their mobile money services by 31st March 2027. New service will be simply known as e-Pesa and means the end of M-Pesa and Airtel Money as we know them. Transactions below 2k will be free. Deposits maxed at 1M

@kel_vin19 @SangKip4 That's the most appropriate nickname for it. Thanks for proposing it 😂

@fndaga @SangKip4 Tarzan 🤔

You rarely see the Land Cruiser 200 series on the road I don't know why. It's always the 100, J120 , 150 , 70, 76 and now the 250 and 300

@fndaga @anj_116_ One of the mwananchi shell is at their abandoned yard next to KCB.

@kel_vin19 @SangKip4 Its my daily here in the bush 😂

@fndaga @SangKip4 it might be hustling in tourism😄😄

@kel_vin19 @SangKip4 Very rare indeed 😊

@fndaga @SangKip4 rare spec😒

@kel_vin19 @SangKip4 Yellow. Why?

@fndaga @SangKip4 what color is your lc200