Mwangi Muchoka

@kericho_Baddie Mwambie hamuaniki kamisi nje...ni ngotha tu

Sahii tumekosana na landlady wa hii ploti , eti juu I posted that choo ni chafu 😂😂, Mimi nimemshow hakuna pahali naenda , itabidi afikirie tena 😫, Kelele yenye ilikuwa hii ploti si mchezo, Me as a whole Baddie ,this is not my level , nafaa kujituma 📌 This is unfair 😩😭

@AwakenChirp Overly religious ladies have no place in my space

Dear men, Stay away from overly religious women. They’ll ruin your home.

@_MissVivie Unapika rice hadi inambao bana

My rice points upwards after cooking. Is it normal?

@AliceMwani71811 Exactly kama hii

This is the size all men want 🥰👇

@kericho_Baddie Hiyo ni ngotha naona hapo ama ni duster?

Hii ni ploti naishi , Choo ni Ile moja ya mabati , Asubuhi nimepatana na feces juu 😩kuishi ploti yenye mnashare choo ni taabu tupu, Hafadhali hata next semester niende hostels ama nitafte boyfriend from a well off family tuishi 1 bedroom 😭😅, Nalipa 2000 kenyarra shillings, 📌

@georgediano Kwani Busia hakuna madem ??....tell me how this face could disguise as a woman?

It was a Big Easter drama in Busia buana after mikora wa ngono was nabbed doing unauthorized value addition business. Brother Okello decided to unlock a new side hustle, night robber by day & melanin baddie by night. Okello has been masquerading as an indigenous baddie with enhanced nyash to attract men who always think with their lower head instead of the upper one. Now things were going smoothly until Kanamba specioo entered the system,, cheap cheap alcohol is bad ayaaam telling you. Madam Okello forgot the assignment and started dancing like a possessed generator,, ululating, shaking nyash, and producing bass that sounded like a broken sayona woofer. One ninja in the club, who had already subscribed and was busy doing quality assurance on the nyash suddenly froze mid-service. He was like,, Hii bass ni ya DJ ama ni ya madam? Before he could process, he noticed one side of the Sundus had inflation, the other had austerity mode. That's when brother Bernard sensed foul play. My guy decided to do a quick boot inspection on Okello’s mafrrrrrrmbanya & Wuueh. He was left seeing with his mouth wide open. The alarm was raised very fast. A quick quality standard inspection was conducted by wananchi, and Madam Okello was discovered with a huge mutii wa ajabu installed where it shouldn’t be. Walimwengu didn't wait for an explanation. Instead of Easter blessings, Okello received a premium package of open-air massage with an unhappy ending. Brother Bernard was lucky, if he had taken Okello to his hacienda with hopes of supplying high voltage electricity, angeporwa pesa yiiote & his Sundus invaded. Ni Mbaya saidii.

@BeabulKing @instablog9ja Precisely

@instablog9ja Setting your camera to explain why.... Is actually unnecessary. Everyone lives with the consequences of their actions without needing to explain to anyone. But living in regret, requires a support system... On to the next post!

“One of the reasons why I’m still unmarried at 32, is because of my zero-tolerance for b¥llshit. I can’t overlook you acting nonchalant around me”- Lady shares reasons why she’s still single at 32.

@EngJohnMachari1 The fact that unamuongelea says otherwise

MBAVU DESTROYER HAS LOST THE FOLLOWING: 1. KSh 3.5 Million cash 2. Brand new Toyota Noah worth 4M shillings 3. Championship Belt 4. Motorbike worth KSh 4 Million from CEO Gatimu — he already has the keys and he keeps it permanently if he wins! 5. KSh 100,000 cash from Pastor Kanyari 6. 30 nights nonstop sleepovers special from Alicia Kanini 7. KSh 1.2 Million + dream date + ride in her car from the Kenyan lady.

@tebogstaT I better sleep in the kitchen sink than share a bed with a fellow guy

Here is the reason to why men never sleep on the same bed together 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙆🏾‍♂️

@Timpiyansupeyo Mkinipata nikifanya huu ujinga mnivunje mguu guys

I'm soo shocked guys isn't this ignorant?

@iamalexkamau Been visiting Embu oflate and I must admit I am falling in love with the place

Kenyan towns I would live in as an outdoor lover if bills were never an issue 1. Nanyuki 2. Njoro 3. Kericho 4. Nyeri 5. Iten 6. Mua - Machakos 7. Kijabe Which is your dream Kenyan town to live in?

@NIGANZENathana1 @Agriculturenott @alexnyandwiii @BiserukaEmmanu1 @MawireLore42351 @Trichiia @Agronommejean @MunezeroCedk @drimtiaz1955 @JoelOptimist1 @Jannie_jennah @nziokamul1 has them in plenty

Where can i find this stuffs my dear friends🤔

@Trichiia CR7

Breed of this goat??

@Machi1Nne Congratulations....you just started your awakening journey

I was raised Christian my whole life and after years of believing in it I don't anyone

@mokayaRED @Drmumbispirit Wee!

@RealAfrican_son @Drmumbispirit They are, a darkweb that spans decades .Politicos ,NGO's ,that Marie hospice among many private facilities even the high end ones and many other multimillionaires/billionaires involved.

An African woman’s placenta is worth 50,000+ usd or 7 million kenya shillings. It was something so sacred to our ancestors and so intimately connected to our children that they always buried it and planted a tree on top to tie the child to mama earth! What do most mothers do now?

@KE_MrBlack Na kuna nongwe itagongwa mahari hapa

Such photos are very important during dowry negotiations😂😂

@Maryian96 Lakini hii sio mansion kairîtu Hii ni bungalow

Former kasipul aspirant Money Bior shows off his mansion wueh🫢 ni kama Niko nchi ingine!!

@fndaga @georgediano I always do this shit hapo Roasters coz kuna Naivas, Quickmart na Magunas🤣

@georgediano Mimi nikienda Carrefour I carry Quickmart bags, nikienda Naivas I carry Chandarana bags, nikienda Quickmart I carry Magunas bags. Napenda kuwafeelisha kiwaru 😁

Another poverty mentality ni kubeba paper bag Ukienda shopping kwa supermarket ati usave 20 bob... Ni Onyango Tate, hide ID!!🥲

@Kabogo_Henry Nature at its absolute best

It is FINISHED! It is over for Kasongo yeyeh, mobali nanga..🥱😭

Shame on those who took over this cultism and worship of Satan. The pink man knew what he was doing.