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My book is offering the literal worst bet of all time

Most underrated/overhated presidents of all time: 1. Nixon 2. Jackson 3. Polk Most overrated/underhated presidents of all time: 1. FDR 2. Reagan 3. Eisenhower

@Abyssness1 Unfortunately true

@formerlyrando It didn't matter what he did. He was the chosen golden boy for this year's tournament. They do it every year. They choose someone to highlight and praise no matter their production.

Elliot cadeau was 5/17 with 6 turnovers in the final four, and then the only player on the team with a - in the +/- category in the natty and they still named him most outstanding player?? 😂😂😂😂

@YN_Washington I mean nicotine is literally neuroprotective and improves focus and memory retention but obviously it’s a double-edged sword if you just use it to lock in on reels all day

Gay, not gay - summer 26 (daily hobbies edition) Gay: Weed Energy drinks - debatable Sleeping past 8am Zyns/nicotine NBA Instagram Pretending “widespread panic” is good Not gay: A job - 40 hr min. Coffee Seeing family NHL/MLB History documentaries Bodies of water 🍺 Grilling

@TreAmosBurner Claiming he mogs someone while still clearly being ashamed of his face by hiding his chin and averting his eyes 😭😭😭 truly maybe the gayest thing I’ve ever seen

“I mog the fuck out of you kid”

@LadymayLLC They didn’t even cover

Lord have mercy I’m gonna bust

Lane Kiffin outside Sally’s door the night before the 2024 Kentucky vs. Ole Miss game

“Hit the gym” “2xl” yea hide behind your burners you fucking pussies

-used PEDs for 17 years -had a tumor removed from face at 25 -Rich Paul eyewitnessed picking up his peds at Bosch clinic -Manager, Randy Mims, and trainer busted buying his PEDs from known DEA target -Fraudulent husband-Outed for doing orgies with Drake in Canada; has cheated on his wife repeatedly -Has cheated the game in every way possible (PEDs, superteams, coach killer, backstabbing teammates) -Ruined the NBA as its worst face ever -Ruined the All-Star game -Pulled his son into the league fraudulently for a self-serving photo-op -Bronsexuals and LeMedia twerk and do backflips to protect him but can't

@capitol_aloha @CLEisMyCity216 @notwhydeegee2

@CLEisMyCity216 @notwhydeegee2 if someone lived their life based on believing in star wars, would you find that weird?

Would love to know why there’s an uptick in young people 18-26 clinging to religion so fervently lately. This is weird as someone who’s also this age range

@sketchy_cactus No it’s a famous argument

@formerlyrando ? Is this a dig or

The Acts of the Disciples is the whole reason why I’m a Christian. Not even the historical evidence of the Resurrection. All 12 of them died horrible deaths. No one dies for a prank. They saw the Son of God perform miracles, get crucified, and rise from the dead. Incredible.

@craiginthecut If you get manipulated by a woman, you’re actually retarded and deserved it

Do girls major in Psychology just so they can manipulate men easier?

@LadymayLLC He mogs you lil nigga

Anyone but aberg, I hate that adderall abusing piece of shit and his caddy is an alcoholic.

Name a better combo than Easter morning and the biggest whore you’ve ever met posting He is risen on their ig story

My god this is genuinely a Cinderella story hiding behind the veil of a UConn brand name. This is fucking ridiculous.

Dan hurley had to have made a deal with the devil, this is the most untalented, worst team I have ever seen make this run. Nobody will believe it because they are a 2 seed but they are DOGSHIT

I’m distraught

@PittsHoust54938 Good man

Happy Easter