Mark Charlez

Inflation is down, wages are up and new jobs numbers show this @AlboMP @AustralianLabor Government has delivered the lowest average unemployment of any Australian government in the last 50 years. #auspol #ausecon

OK can we all admit this headline is perfect

But have you approved enough renewables to offset all the new coal & gas you approved? Bet not!

🚨 TRUTH ALERT: Deliberately or not, Senator Canavan finally said the quiet bit out loud … #auspol

Australia has the highest per capita takeup of rooftop solar. Our lived experience is that renewables are cheaper and cleaner zero emissions technology than high risk nuclear reactors with radioactive waste. Dutton’s plan is political cover for extending vested coal/gas.

@SHamiltonian Oops, forgot to show income for context.

@CraigHill01 Is this a humble brag you’ve got a pic of your right nut? I wasn’t even offered a pic when I had right nut ultrasounded. Just a compliment on my diligence to find a lump so small.

I had to get an ultrasound done on my right testicle, and I was advised by the hospital not to share it on social media. Do people actually do that?

Says the cunt committing genocide on the paper owned by the cunt poisoning democracy. #auspol #murdochguttermedia #abcnews

@troyhunt For me it was a great read on the Indian Pacific just after it was published. Fascinating how a few random events coalesce into something unique.

A few years ago, I wrote a book. It was the culmination of my most important posts and the stories behind them. Writing this book also helped keep me sane during insane times, and as of today, I'm giving it away for free 😊 troyhunt.com/pwned-the-book…

@DavidPocock Fascist governments don’t care about separation powers. Might be a hint?

During the Migration Bills last night Labor and the Coalition wouldn’t even bring themselves to support my amendment to that simply noted that importance of the separation of powers in the 🇦🇺 constitution 🤯🤦‍♂️

Hey spambot Rick, The reason it’s the longest is because it started under previous incompetent corrupt LNP government.

The problem with the Labor Party is that ever since the sacking of the Whitlam government, they've tried not to be a government the powers that be ever want to sack again. When they should have tried to be a government the powers that be wanted to sack every time.

@AlboMP Always the bare minimum with you. Just enough for bragging rights, never enough to be actually good.

PASSED: Our bill to wipe $3 billion in student debt for more than 3 million Aussies.

@strangerous10 We must remember that Albo wanted LNP on board for NACC legislation. Why? Who the fuck knows. Maybe that meeting with murdochs would elucidate. The LNP must be very happy with the NACC they agreed to. Works exactly as intended!

The no of times those in a pos. to act at the #RobodebtRC insisted they didn’t “turn” their “mind” to doing their job was disgraceful. The fact NACC Commr Brereton now uses this excuse to justify why he didn’t do his job on Robodebt & hold any1 to account is extremely disturbing

@JEChalmers Shame you won’t tax the deadbeat multinationals and add to the fund. You want Australia to stay weath robbed , just like LNP have always done.

We're modernising Australia's Future Fund. It will still maximise its returns, but it will also deliver for Australians by investing in energy, housing and infrastructure. We'll make the Future Fund stronger, more successful and more sustainable. You can read more about how we're modernising Australia's future fund here: ministers.treasury.gov.au/ministers/jim-… #auspol

The Member for Kooyong @Mon4Kooyong has introduced the Lobbying (Improving Government Honesty and Trust) Bill 2024 in the House this morning. ℹ To find out more, see: aph.gov.au/bills.

Consecutive govts talk about the “pacific family” while continuing to approve fossil fuel projects that’ll make some pacific islands uninhabitable 😰 The major parties are captured by fossil fuel industry who put their profits ahead of our futures. theguardian.com/australia-news…

@techAU The agreement is doubtful whether cybertrucks even exist yet. Seems an odd thing to agree to given there are some on the roads. The agreement is as shoddy as the product.

Cybertruck MotorVehicle Pre-Order Agreement (Australia)

@deemadigan Are you not the person your friends and family come to for all their tunnel recommendations ?

For the love of god can this shit stop I drove through a frickin tunnel. It was a perfect good tunnel. It functioned exactly how a tunnel should. I am NOT going to rate the experience

@PaulRob11880584 @AdamBandt Imagine nationals taking on liberals. Sheer idiocy. But @Greens take on @AustralianLabor and think they have any chance, apart from minor peripheral damage? Sheer idiocy!

Hey @AdamBandt stop blocking Labor’s legislation. You haven’t learnt have you? Maybe this will…..