alice in pains

how the fuck do we lose chuck norris to a medical emergency when that piece of shit antichrist can just shovel quarter pounders in his fat fucking orange face 3 times a day and raw dog a stroke every other month like it's a hangover

@hecubian_devil Alright settle down Donald

Fuck that kid

chappell roan and her security guard

@DanielPlager @barkmeta I'm already close enough to have my nuts on your chin, pussy ass bitch

@barkmeta Get over it. It's been this way since the beginning of time. Perhaps you need to be closer to the inside?

Let me explain what just happened 👇 5 minutes before the President announced a halt to attacks on Iran… someone placed a $1.5 BILLION bet on stocks going up and dumped $192 million in oil. 5 minutes… These trades were 4 to 6 times larger than anything else in the entire market. Whoever did this wasn’t guessing. You don’t risk $1.5 billion on a hunch. There was zero public indication this announcement was coming. No leaks. No press. Nothing. The only people who knew were in the room when the decision was made. Someone in that room picked up a phone. And within minutes they made more money than most Americans will earn in a thousand lifetimes. In a single trade. On a war that cost you $4+ a gallon gas and $16 billion in tax dollars. American citizens funded this war. Politicians are profiting from it. This is not the first time. Every major announcement from this administration has had massive suspicious trades right before it dropped. Tariff reversals. Policy shifts. War decisions. This is the most blatant insider trading operation in the history of American politics. It’s not even close. And it’s happening over and over in broad daylight. You would go to federal prison for trading on a tip from your cousin. These people are front running war decisions with billion dollar bets and nobody will ever ask a single question. Nobody will be investigated. Nobody will be charged. By tomorrow this will be buried under the next satisfying headline. Just like last time. And the time before that. The game is rigged. And they’re not even trying to hide it anymore…

@pmjamilla Two things can be simultaneously true

It’s becoming clear that this entire Chappell Roan “controversy” is literally just rich celebrity parents whining online because they didn’t get their way, and now they won’t stop until their entitled asses get a VIP pass ijbol a rich kid cried and now we won’t hear the end if it

chappell roan just slapped chris rock at the oscars

@nekomaxxing So what you're saying is you're hypoallergenic? 🧐

happily announcing to the world i just finished a full body shave after going all natural for awhile and now i feel like this while standing in my bathroom

Kids: “Wow, is that Chappell Roan?” Security guards:

@TreyAngstadt @AdameMedia All this because your diaper-shitting stroked-out narcissist president wants the world to stop talking about him fucking kids

@AdameMedia Ah, yes, the honest Iranian regime. Of course, they were making “significant progress!” We know this because they said so, and they are honest moral people.

Iran Closes the Door Permanently: ​Iranian FM Araghchi: ​"There is no longer any room for talk with the Americans. They deceived us with promises of no attack, after significant progress in negotiations, they decided to attack us regardless."

@ScottBevins4 @AdameMedia You told the world you've never had any nuts on your chin

@AdameMedia You told the world you didn't have any ballistic missiles capable of traveling over 1200 miles. That was a lie. You told them that you have Uranium refined to 60% and could produce 10 nuclear bombs in weeks. We didn't deceive you. You underestimated our resolve.

@missejlee You're laughing. There are people totally unrelated to this eating Satan's asshole as we speak and you're laughing.

There’s a guy rn walking around Hollywood who groomed, murdered, chopped up a 14 year old girl and let her decompose in the trunk of his car so forgive me if I don’t fall for the attempted cancellation of Chappell Roan that’s happening

@Danaidh4 @MikeLevin Figure out deez nuts on your chin, genius

@MikeLevin Pass the SAVE act--which has widespread public support. And then fund TSA. Geez, Mike, it doesn't take a genius to figure that out.

Let me get this straight. The leading Senate Republican walked into the White House Sunday with a bipartisan deal to end the TSA nightmare. Fund everything except ICE now, get TSA agents paid today, handle ICE separately. Senate Republicans and Democrats said yes. Trump said no. Why? Because Trump is holding TSA workers’ paychecks hostage to try and force Congress to pass the SAVE Act, a voter suppression bill that would knock millions of eligible Americans off the voter rolls. He wants to make it harder for Americans to vote. Like a petulant child flipping the board when he’s losing, Trump torched a bipartisan deal his own Senate leader handed him on a silver platter. His tantrum continues as he unleashes ICE agents into airports. Agents with zero screening training, zero TSA authority, and a good chance of making everything worse. Democrats have been ready to fund TSA from day one. What we refuse to do is write a blank check for an ICE agency that gunned down two American citizens in Minneapolis and still demands the ability to kick down doors without a judge’s approval while hiding behind masks. We will not pass the SAVE Act either. Call it what it is: the SAVE REPUBLICANS Act. Non-citizen voting is already illegal. It was illegal yesterday. It will be illegal tomorrow. This bill solves nothing except the Republican party’s losing electoral math. Fund TSA. Reform ICE. End this today. Trump is the one standing in the way.

@Lumidoom they're just memes homie. nobody's trying to take her to court for child abuse

It’s crazy to me watching the Chappell Roan situation play out (idgaf either way, not my clowns not my circus) knowing people like Conor McGregor and Chris Brown are still allowed in polite society.

@vampsob to really kick me in the nuts they even gave mine some extra speed on top

I can't wait to get rid of this FUCKASS trinket

Um pedido de desculpas não vai fazer a criança voltar à vida

Chappell Roan dropkicked my child into a volcano, then looked me dead in the eyes and said "No one will ever believe you".

@lliveandalive damn. can you trade a few duplicates for a shiny?

@fusional I already have a full hand!!! I dont need more lol!!!

Discovering you have a new kink in your 30s isn’t even fun it’s just low-key funny and irritating like what the hell why am I continuing to collect these like Pokémon cards

they’re acting like chappell roan killed her lmaooo

Chappell Roan cuando se le acerca un niño.