Graham McLeish

@realDonaldTrump Great. I’ve been looking for a joke book

Don’t forget to get a copy of my son Eric’s book, “UNDER SIEGE,” which is breaking records everywhere. It’s a phenomenal book, that’s a must read for everyone—Congratulations Eric, you deserve it!!! a.co/d/7oPyLF5

@RealBobMortimer I’ve just finished The Long Shoe and I must say that I’m disappointed, that is disappointed that I finished what is a cracking read too quickly. Is there a The Long Shoe part deux in the works ?

Time to go @AngelaRayner

@AngelaRayner How about you pay the full tax on your own property first ?

We’re breaking down the barriers stopping us from building the homes needed. Our New Homes Accelerator is already removing blockages and speeding up delivery of almost 100k new homes. Six new sites will deliver another 12k homes. We're turning the tide on the housing crisis.

@mileshuntTWS Happy birthday, Malc 🎸🍻

Wishing this guy, my partner in musical crimes since 1981, Malc' Treece, a very happy birthday. Keep on rockin' Brother, love ya all the world! 🤟💕

@CrowleyOnAir @BBCRadioLondon Nice one, Gary 👍🔴🔵🦅

We’re back @BBCRadioLondon @ 1pm with our 60 minute music mix. Joining me for a Saturday Session special today is an old friend of mine, #CPFC chairman Steve Parish talking football & music ahead of the game against Aston Villa. Listen👂@ 94.9, Digital bbc.co.uk/radiolondon

@RealTimVine A train station

Quiz- What station is this?

@RealTimVine Santa’s been clamped for illegal parking by Network Rail

Just looking at the front wheels of Santa’s train on my Christmas window sticker and that strut between the front wheels doesn’t look right. It has to be longer surely?

@thewonder_stuff @mileshuntTWS What are tonight’s stage times ? Need to allow for the trains being crap.

@mileshuntTWS So sorry to hear such sad news, Milo. Will miss all the posts with the Winkster.

@mileshuntTWS The Winkster clearly has his eyes on the prize rather than the camera 😁

It’s The Winkster’s eighth birthday today. Here he is with his once yearly sausage. Happy Birthday Wingman! ❤️

@mileshuntTWS Get well soon Winkster and best wishes too from our Millie

The Winkster isn’t very well at moment, give him a good thought for me would you? Just about to go in for his second plasma transfusion in a week. And by the way, he’d stay flopped out on my shoulder like this for hours if he could. 😁❤️

VIP ticket available for @pweiofficial show at The Piper. Have caught COVID and unable to make it now.

@willcud @100clubLondon @CUDband Superb night. Thanks @CUDband and @willcud

What time do the world famous @CUDband hit the stage at @100clubLondon tonight ?

@ujwaliofficial @KingsCollegeNHS @NNUH all the best your new role. Thank you for everything you did to help our son make a full recovery after his car accident in January last year.

So. My last day at @KingsCollegeNHS. It’s been fun, I’m lucky to have worked with amazing people who have, over the years become like family but Major Trauma is not a Trust priority. New adventures at @NNUH as a substantive Consultant in Emergency General Surgery & Trauma await!

I seem to have upset the @Nigel_Farage fan club - so let me be clear. This man sows hate, lies and division. He is a grifter and a conman. He does not represent the vast majority of Britons. RT if you agree P.s. multiculturalism is great.

Happy birthday @mileshuntTWS So sorry to hear the news about Pat Collier

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