@PalmyrPar >the 8 syllable long aentence is short hand for 2 syllables
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Chad Girthington II Esquire
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Chad Girthington II Esquire
@girthist
Well respected by dogs
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Does "take your time and make no mistakes" work anymore or is it just some sort of prayer-like incantation that we'll turn into shorthand for "good luck" in a century or two
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@Romy_Holland @musings_blonde Goddamn you are one passive aggressive cunt
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oh hey, another person with bad reading comprehension making weird stuff up about me again.
i never actually took acid that weekend, but also i’m a neuroscientist and read all of the available literature about lsd transfer to breastmilk and understand things like half lives, so if i did decide to consume something that transferred to breast milk i’d know how to do so responsibly.
but i don’t think you care about that, i think you wanted to post something that would get you attention.
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KEEP IT ON YOU! A masked white man fatally shot three Black people inside a Jacksonville, Florida, Dollar General store in a predominately African-American neighborhood on Saturday, in an attack where he used a gun painted with a swastika, officials said. The shooter, who had also posted racist writings, then killed himself.
pbs.org/newshour/natio…
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DNA likely matching Tyler Robinson, his lover Lance Twiggs found on towel wrapped around rifle near scene of Charlie Kirk shooting: FBI trib.al/nG7uWoW
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Chad Girthington II Esquire รีทวีตแล้ว
@CovfefeAnon It was a risky gamble that unfortunately didn't pay off, but ultimately safer than having her try to land.
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>A student pilot was forced to land her plane alone after her instructor 'jumped' from the aircraft
>investigators are looking into the reasons behind his sudden death
Hitting the ground was probably the cause of death
dailymail.com/news/article-1…
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Nagging world champion in that plane
Covfefe Anon@CovfefeAnon
>A student pilot was forced to land her plane alone after her instructor 'jumped' from the aircraft >investigators are looking into the reasons behind his sudden death Hitting the ground was probably the cause of death dailymail.com/news/article-1…
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@nypost You're going to get this woman killed. She is not on trial. She had nothing to do with it.
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@splitintothree @nypost THIS MAN FUCKS MEN IN WIGS AND POLYESTER SOCKS 🫵
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@nypost You people are fucking pussies. Will literally do anything to put trans women in harms way.
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Incline Railway conductor in Tennessee has been fired for “demeaning language” after 4th of July footage of him went viral.
“To the very, very few Americans in here, happy Independence Day,” the conductor said.
“To the rest of you, welcome to the greatest country on the face of the planet, and if you disagree, you can leave.”
The part-time conductor at the Lookout Mountain Incline Railway has since been fired.
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This was the kind of girl my mom use to hire to tutor me when I was in middle school and they never touched me 💔
nora 🌱@norafawn
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My dumb gf (girlfoid) never drinks any water and always complains about headaches so every time I see her I make her drink a glass of water and she just accused me of having a piss fetish
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@noggfather Which of those cases do you think is more likely
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@nypost I love how everyone in the comments just assumes the dude is fat. You really don’t think there aren’t people on the planet that eat 6–10k calories a day who are absolutely in better shape than you are? No? Retards.
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Insulted diner gets 'fat-shamed ' by restaurant order screen at all-you-can-eat buffet: 'So dystopian' trib.al/OEHPuwi
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@bumbadum14 I'm 6'2 and when my 5'8 gf asked me how tall I was i told her 5'9 and she believed me
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You gotta just lie dude. No girl over 5’11” knows what height really is. You can tell a 5’9” girl you’re 7 feet tall and she wouldn’t know
Harry “Hootie” McDarius@Spunkyhorn1987
#nuke Hinge these foids are out of control
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are you actually going to try to tell me I looked better in the first photo?
madiiiii ⋆.˚⟡ ࣪ ˖@madsdanae
sorry to break it to the burners but I actually like my soft tummy, thick thighs, and juicy ass
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So this girl in friend group was hammering drinks last night. At least 12 in 3 hours.
Got super sloppy, and cheated on her BF.
After ditching the girl group to leave with the guy, she texts the girls the next morning:
“I think someone drugged my drink”
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@Deve_Dy Again, because you're a murderous leftist and you want to destroy this country for the sole reason it is a first world country
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@girthist No because I think shutting down immigration, visitors, hell foreign internet access all to combat the threat of the CCP funding a local news website is insane and stupid
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I like how they just pretend that it isn’t a glaring security issue that our largest geopolitical rival on earth just has boundless access and money to imbed their people in our highest institutions
Osita Nwanevu@OsitaNwanevu
So what's Step II of this plan? You're President Xi. Your hospital ship has returned safely to Chinese waters. Congratulations. You now have 100 sleeper babies in a country of 340 million people. What's their first mission? Montessori school?
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@AFpost This is the safest position she's ever been in
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@smomwetgobam Firework shows, well known for their nuance
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@notstalin2 I watched it live, in person. It was a show of quantity, a show of numbers. I’ve seen far more nuanced fireworks shows before.
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Some creativity would have been nice. It was pure quantity over quality.
Alejandro Alvarez@aletweetsnews
The entire National Mall fireworks show in about a minute, seen from the webcam at the top of the Washington Monument starting with the B1 Lancer flyover.
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@Deve_Dy What you're implying is that we need to shut down any and all immigration altogether
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