Grant Lammi

Today a group of us from work volunteered at the Delaware County Humane Society. It was super fun. This is my new chonky friend Jack.

@ranman I appreciate it. I literally got this hooked up yesterday. I’ve been watching them laying fiber in my neighborhood for months.

No one in my real life appreciates this but my new house has good internet.

What I love is no matter how long you’ve been programming there still are moments when you just want to throw your computer out the window.

I’m thinking of running for Congress. My single platform item is a law that requires car airbags to auto explode if the driver sits at a green turn arrow longer than the F1 lights out start of race time.

For two decades, S3 has been an object store, but today it's something broader. S3 Files lets you mount any bucket as a filesystem—no copies, no sync scripts, no choosing between file and object. @andywarfield tells the full story, including the "filerectories" that almost made the cut. allthingsdistributed.com/2026/04/s3-fil…

My Claude Code /buddy Eavesdrop has been a welcome addition to the workflow. He's a right asshole with his comments, but I love him nonetheless.

Space is cool. #Artemis

“this is a significant refactor” just put the tokens in the bag lil bro

I may be old, but I still know how to party. Updating a ceiling fan firmware on a Saturday night.

Weather is amazing.

@ASpittel @edjgeek The is one of the most delightful things I have ever seen. I love everything about it.

are you a new developer learning the fundamentals of the cloud and how the web works? do you love serverless or want to learn more about it? please watch Serverless with Mama J. it's such a fun video.

The most beautiful flowers are blooming in my neighborhood. Little flags where they are going to install fiber.

Happy first Formula1 race day for all who celebrate.

Context left until auto-compact: 1% The modern day equivalent of driving with your car's gas gauge pointing at "E".

I’m not crying watching Johnny Gaudreau’s kids in the team picture. You’re crying. #Olympics2026 #USAHockey

Woooooooooooo! #Olympics2026 #USAHockey

The other thing I dig about hockey? Coaches still wear suits. #Olympics2026 #USAHockey

The start of this game is everything it was hyped up to be. It’s like a frantic overtime but it’s the first period. #Olympics2026 #USAHockey

Two down. Now it’s time to buy the Ferrari.

That was a SICK final goal in OT for Team USA in the women's gold medal game.