40 oz. Miller High Life

@BentonSwathford Golf. Brews. Peter Millar.

One of the gayest bios I’ve seen in a while

Yall remember when Brian got Stewie pregnant. What the fuck was Seth McFarlane’s problem

Blaming this loss on ESPN overplaying Country Roads

@TGvngsh You need a summary execution if you watch pregnant porn

@hardedgeball Can’t perform with a torn ACL but you definitely can perform being pregnant…

Is getting pregnant the porn industry equivalent of tearing your ACL?

@AnalogJuul Pornhub’s version of the Drose ACL tear

@hardedgeball Gabbie Carter retired in her prime after she got pregnant

They said we weren’t gonna beat Kentucky either #BELIEVE

Lowkey sold this conversation down the road but we are moving in great directions #wearesoback #LFG

White people when TOOL comes on

@hazardpounder Have you tried turning 21 yet?

Mom said if I use my fake at this restaurant she’s snitching to the server. I am being raised by nazis.

@MattSumf 100% chance this was taken inside of a squatted truck judging by that crown bag

Gay son is on a generational run

@Devinnealburner Sounds like the #RentDue

Reload and beat troy Tuesday, but you gotta leave Brodie at the hotel

Kresser is getting hazed in that locker room tonight

Caved and bought the shirt #shrinkme

@PowerstrokeChad The worst fit checks are the ones from guys going through the AIRPORT and they’re dressed like it’s Augusta National talking about “you have no class if you wear shorts on a plane.” buddy #fuckyou

This app sucks now. Everyone is just mean. We used to get on here and finger beers and talk ball now it’s just exploiting drunk college girls and gay ass fit checks

@johnwoodyharr Would she consider selling beer to highschoolers a business?

Why is “running a business” ALWAYS included in these. Good ole fashioned #nuke

Grandpa has the best movie collection I think I’ve ever seen #expand