Samantha

@mgmjets Lmaoo I just don’t post on Twitter much. Mostly active on insta

@heySeduce Why in the fuck have your posts not been showing up on my tl? The fuck Twitter

Can I just say how much I’m laughing at the fact that I’m preparing my opening speech to request the judge to grant a restraining order against my now ex best friend…because she got mad at a Christmas card someone sent her 😂😭

Like it’s so embarrassing to talk about how she was pissed off at the card & then eventually me which resulted in me blocking her & she sent me 8-14 paragraph emails bc I didn’t want to deal with being called names etc lmaoo

February is officially considered “the new year” how. How & whyyyyy did a Christmas card I didn’t even send result in this lunatic behavior from her LOL my life is weird man.

I keep forgetting Twitter exists

@Nealvy_ Thank you :)

@heySeduce Happy Bdaaaaayy

@Nealvy_ Especially cause my old one was nottttt good haha that’s why he bought me a nice one. When I used it, my mouse worked so well I was getting lost 😂

@heySeduce yesss those big mousepads are the best

Friend came over to celebrate my birthday early (it’s in 3 days) & well, jeebus happy birthday to me :o the mousepad he got me is huge 😂 & they might be brown keys? Idk but holy shit haha

I had to go to the doctors 1-2 times every week since June 8th, a few ER trips & now my left arm looks like I’ve been doing drugs bc it’s the only good vein 😂 I have like 4-5 IV scars now but hey. At least I finally got good news from the doctors. Now to figure out inside damage

Anyway. Hopefully no more injury or sad posts for awhile lmfao my body is ✨tired✨ not just from emotions, but healing that deep ass laceration & the stitches are 🖕🖕🖕 lol is all I can say

She also waited of us all to be together before she opened an envelope. We got to hear small updates from my dad being an organ donor & what really got to us was one lady thanked us for giving her more years to spend & celebrate with her 7 grandkids 😭🥺

A picture of our dad watching the sunset. We went to the farmers market & she got me a bouquet of flowers & some chocolate. Speaking of, these cookies too someone made replicating my dad being silly lol. I don’t wanna eat them!! They’re perfect. I’m happy, but sad is creeping in

Step mom & brother made their way to me. She got me a necklace that’s real silver I think she said? With our dads finger prints (brother got a ring) & the back of my mine says “love you, pumpkin” (childhood nickname he called me), gave me the blanket I got for him one Christmas &

@xBeekeeper People have seen the wound & it’s so fucked 😭😂 you can literally see my muscle the cuts that deep

@heySeduce Girl....da fuck??

Apparently life wants to throw everything at me 😭😂 4 inch laceration, 6 stitches inside to put my muscles back together, 21 on the outside. Crutches tbd but I CANNOT put any weight on my left leg. Looking at min of 3 weeks before sutures can be removed, if no complications

Finally got to wash it & myself for the first time in 48 hours & WHEW. That was gross. My apartment was like a bloodbath too. Random piece of broken glass I walked by too fast: 1 Me:-100 My WHOLE fucking body is killing oh my god.

I went through her jeep to grab her stuff since her landlord gave us one day to pack up her stuff so sadly most of her stuff went to the dump. Found a bookshelf next to our recycling bin & putting all her things on there :) okay sad tweets over lol

My old best friend gave me money bc my (professional) tattoo guy was able to fit me in on Saturday to at least get my sisters script on my forearm :) we went with the one when we were kids

Busy & intense few weeks. We found a forever home for my sisters dog; thankfully he’s staying in the family I’m just trying to get his records from a place that closed down & so the family can have him legally under his name. Lots of love & people showed up for her funeral