alexis avedisian

i almost feel bad for people who can't synthesize their intellect into dark humor to mask their crippling insecurity

@missmayn some of you don’t have abandonment issues and it shows lol

Last year my boyfriend and I moved in together but we have our own bedrooms/bathrooms and I’d like to report it is fucking amazing.

@timeimmemorial_ ok but is it boss on a horse or ton’ on a pon’

You’ve heard elf on the shelf. Now get ready for

@spensersembrat @SquarespaceHelp Having same problem, of course happening on a day in which a major application is due

@SquarespaceHelp Full black color palette?

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@DanielleNicki Breaking Bad (character development) Selling Sunset (“reality”) Mad Men (period piece) Westworld (world building) Euphoria (Zendaya)

@LILGOVERNMENT we were just watching at a bar and I told my bf about you :))

@layajospe Can you buy metrograph just to stream fav tiktoks

@arvidabystrom haha I just want someone to pay me to shop for furniture

@holyurl re your bio!!! It’s not too late!!! You can still get into influencer heaven

@przegrales @TimJDillon same. I just say I’m cutting out grains, bad oils, and processed food/sugar. Then people celebrate it and I’m like….

Every fat person: (1) is on “Keto” (2) said an air fryer changed their life. It’s without fail.

@layajospe @jennnnsta that’s basically next door to me so you should come by lol

@TaraAnnThieke “americans tend to overspend or buy cheap substitutes rather than save up for longer-lasting, better-quality goods” - gotta love when global financial companies shame you for shopping at Target lol

Lotta nerve blaming the people who tried to maintain self-sufficiency for not being self-sufficient enough while also demonizing them at every turn.

People buy stuff because their ability to make and create has been destroyed. If you want a culture of thrift, give people the time for it, teach them the skills. Restore home ec, switch to a 32 hour work week like the French you say you want Americans to live like.

@heatherchristle @LaRia_Rogers smoking cigarettes in the courtyard while pretending to read

What do you remember of the library where you grew up?

the future was never going to be visionary, it was always gonna be corny business meetings in a metaverse alongside decaying public infrastructure

@BrandyLJensen all of these are code for “I’m too soft to ghost you”

“I love how you are unapologetically yourself” is absolutely not a compliment lmao

@Bodegacats_ they simply exist on another plane

@_codeinedreams @grl_fieri makes sense. I’m doing keto to better regulate PCOS and insulin resistance. definitely working for me and the slow and steady weight loss is a great bonus.

@_codeinedreams @grl_fieri keto is still a numbers game. still have to track calories. the point is that fat is more satiating than carbs so you feel fuller, eat a lot less, spike insulin less. I’ve been in ketosis for 4 months, lost 35lbs. Mostly meat, fish and veggies, processed cheese is rare!

@lifecreep same girl

@lycheefrut remember when it was just the new ICA and a giant construction zone, haven’t been back in a long time but I bet it’s awful

@williexwill reality show about hot, late 40’s divorcees that work at the town’s Dunkin’ Donuts

Million dollar idea (no one steal this): Baywatch, but it is set in Hull, MA