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@Timmysofine Ffs people even talk during a movie in dream sequences now!

Last night, they played 'Michael Jackson' the movie in heaven where MJ, Chadwick Boseman, Paul Walker and several others watched.

@JustaDude2i Nothing beats a Jet 2 holiday!

Jet 2 - fight on plane, mid air. From Antalya - London Gatwick. Woke up and see someone getting punched in the face after being aggressive and shouting disrespectful & racial insults This was the aftermath, Pilot ended up landing the craft 2 hours into flight in Bulgaria to get local police to remove the passengers. Not the journey home I was expecting

@PopCrave He was so hot! Now he looks like Bill from the homeless shelter.

Timothée Chalamet & Kylie Jenner spotted at the Knicks game in New York City tonight.

@superTV247 More shite!

Netflix have announced another Harlan Coben drama that has been commissioned with Michelle Keegan - ‘The Woods.’ This is in addition to ‘I Will Find You’ which comes early 2027, featuring Severance star Britt Lower.

@TheSun He is acting.

@WhichBingoUK @ross_adams He was awful in Hollyoaks!

Ross Adams on Hollyoaks: “I do feel like that chapter has closed now." In our exclusive interview, @ross_adams reflects on life after Hollyoaks, LGBTQ+ representation, and adoption struggles 👇 whichbingo.co.uk/news/ross-adam…

@superTV247 Hoping for Hammond and Alex Jones just to see the viewing figures tank!

The new #Strictly hosts have reportedly been chosen. All week, screen-tests went underway with 10 top presenters — complete with judges, a band, and the ballroom dance floor — finishing yesterday. Contract negotiations are now underway with an announcement expected within weeks.

@superTV247 Yup he’s good. But he is Filipino. They have too many foreigners on it.

Effortlessly, one of the best vocal performances I’ve ever seen on this show. If anyone deserves 2 Golden Buzzers, it’s Matty Juniosa. #BritainsGotTalent

@__Austin97 @vicioushardy Good. Means he’s not mutilated!

@vicioushardy He’s so fine. But then I found out he’s uncut.

his leaks are insane not even lying

@charityslimo Yeah Lisa Riley is a national treasure. She’s a massive embarrassment!

im absolutely howling at national treasure lisa riley explaining gay emmerdale lore to angry ginge this is iconic 🤣😭 #emmerdale

@MyTimeToShineH Yeah it’s all because of you 😂😂😂

Shrek 5 news: After I leaked that Zendaya is set to star as Shrek and Fiona’s daughter, it forced DreamWorks to reveal it with a first teaser. And apparently, after I leaked the plot they delayed the film to change it 😭 So because of that, I’m going to reveal the original story for Shrek 5—and then I'll reveal the updated plot, because I don’t believe they’d dare delay and change it again… right? 😭

@superTV247 Adam is a massive wet lettuce.

This is the worst final 4 of all time. Just give it to Adam tonight, I can’t be bothered with a whole 2 hour live show in London for THIS #ImACeleb

@DefiantLs What happened to Paul Dano?

This is actually physically painful to watch.

@superTV247 This is desperate.

Maura Higgins has been revealed as the first celebrity contestant on this years season of Dancing With The Stars. #DWTS

@GriftReport He is laying this shit in too thick. Oh poor me!

Adam Thomas broke down in tears as he revealed he is in therapy after his I'm A Celebrity stint and feud with David Haye left him 'broken'.

@nostalgic__pop Sorry

What is the best song on this album?

@fotodocorte Very unusual show. Had great moments.

queria esquecer essa serie pra poder assistir como se fosse a primeira vez

@HamishCalvert @MediumSizeMeech 😂😂😂

@MediumSizeMeech tom aspaul would like a word !! 💃🏻🪩✨

The fact that we don’t have any gay male pop stars anymore is so sad. The Aging Australian Twink made hits but now he don’t wanna work! Canadian Makeup Husband lost his (good) showmanship, British Hair Transplant can’t sing and wears ugly clothes, a MESS

@ImACelebUKGoss Adam is laying this act on far too thick. Going for the sympathy vote.

Following on from Jimmy Bullard quitting the Trial and Adam Thomas losing his place in Camp, pal Scarlett Moffatt consoles an upset Adam. Meanwhile, Ant and Dec have some news… #ImACeleb

@HannahIamthest1 It’s always very easy to break into any government computer system. Just tap a few keys and shout “i’m in!” and hey presto, you’re in!

Things I have learned from the movies" Having watched hundreds of movies, they have taught me many things that I would like to share with you today: 1. If being chased through town, you can usually take cover in a passing St Patrick's Day parade - at any time of the year. 2. All beds have special L-shaped top sheets that reach up to armpit level on a woman but only waist level on the man lying beside her. 3. All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French bread. 4. Once applied, lipstick will never rub off - even while scuba diving. 5. The ventilation system of any building is a perfect hiding place. No one will ever think of looking for you in there and you can travel to any other part of the building without difficulty. 6. Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German officer, it will not be necessary to speak the language. A German accent will do. 7. The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window of any building in Paris. 8. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds. 9. When paying for a taxi, never look at your wallet as you take out a note - just grab one at random and hand it over. It will always be the exact fare. 10. If you lose a hand, it will cause the stump of your arm to grow by 15cm. 11. Mothers routinely cook eggs, bacon and waffles for their family every morning, even though the husband and children never have time to eat them. 12. Cars and trucks that crash will almost always burst into flames. 13. A single match will be sufficient to light up a room the size of a football stadium. 14. Medieval peasants had perfect teeth. 15. All single women have a cat. 16. Any person waking from a nightmare will sit bolt upright and pant. 17. One man shooting at 20 men has a better chance of killing them all than 20 men firing at one. 18. Creepy music coming from a graveyard should always be closely investigated. 19. Most people keep a scrapbook of newspaper cuttings - especially if any of their family or friends has died in a strange boating accident. 20. It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessor. 21. During a very emotional confrontation, instead of facing the person you are speaking to, it is customary to stand behind them and talk to their back. 22. When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your room will still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish. 23. Dogs always know who's bad and will naturally bark at them. 24. When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other. 25. Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer to kill their arch-enemies using complicated machinery involving fuses, pulley systems, deadly gases, lasers and man eating sharks that will allow their captives at least 20 minutes to escape. 26. Having a job of any kind will make all fathers forget their son's eighth birthday. 27. All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they're going to go off. 28. It is always possible to park directly outside the building you are visiting. 29. A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty. 30. If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.