The Carnivore Curmudgeon

@SenWarren Corporations don't pay taxes, they collect them by a. hiring fewer people to pay the tax bill, b. paying fewer dividends, or c. raising the prices to the public. Maybe grab you a beer and shaddup for a minute.

If you paid even a penny in federal income tax last year, you paid more than: Tesla Southwest Disney Live Nation HP United PayPal CVS Health Palantir Citigroup PG&E 3M That's right. They paid $0 in federal income tax. It's time for big corporations to pay their fair share.

@MattBraynard What if we do it 10 times?

Pet peeve: to "decimate" means to reduce by 10%, so stop using it like it's a synonym for "destroy." Just say "destroy." You don't sound smarter, you sound stupid.

@Timodc But I was assured the Iran War was to get us to refocus off the Epstein files.

Strong move to refocus on Epstein in order to distract from the Straight of Hormuz disaster.

Why can’t the first lady speak english? It’s been 10 years since her husband ran for president consider getting a tutor.

@VinnysCorner1 Bill Freehan

Age yourself by naming an MLB Catcher you grew up watching….. I’ll start: Gary Carter

@Sadie_NC Hard boiled eggs.

Fresh soft pretzel.

@MZHemingway Don't get me started on "further" vs. "farther"

My toxic trait is correcting everyone with “objects are hung, people are hanged,” when I should just let it slide.

@DefiantLs I don't know about all that, but his embalmer is doing a pretty decent job.

John Kerry: "Every year now millions of people around this planet are dying because fossil fuel and methane emissions called greenhouse gas pollusion."

@KCOnTheRadio It's like Taco Tuesday, only with bridges and power plants.

Is that like leg day?

@REMASCULATE If google is correct, Charo was 21 years old here.

How awesome is this? It totally sums up EVERYTHING about where we/life was and felt then!… An Easter Seals telecast from 1972 featuring Adrianne Barbeau, Marty Allen, Charo, Ben Gazzara & Peter Falk. It just might be the greatest historic clip ever preserved! - Vintage Los Vegas

@KCOnTheRadio They're warming up the engines to drive to "war crimes town" just like they did with impeachment.

Yes, because up until now, no military has ever taken a bridge out was part of a warfare strategy.

@alexchristy17 Mamdani would smile with that glint in his eyes while he slowly slid that knife into your liver.

Stephen Colbert asks stand-up comic Ramy Youssef that the key to playing Zohran Mamdani on SNL was and Yousef says "Well, I would just watch him smile, no matter what he was saying. You know, no matter what was going on. Like, it was just everything, it could be the most serious thing and he would have a smile and be incredibly serious and I thought, kind of, the way in and it was very fun." Colbert added, "Wow, even things that shouldn't make you smile. He smiles when he says them."

@drcateshanahan @mikeroweworks Mostly incorrect. Heat and air are managed for every individual for correct conditions and efficient cremation. But yes, it takes longer for an obese person because of their body content and the need for it not to get out of control. There are no special barrels for humans.

....the deceased in a special barrel that prevents the grease smoke from getting into the bricks, where it would eventually explode in flames. That special barrel has to be cleaned every so often, and it's a real dirty job. @mikeroweworks

This is gross, so naturally I have to share. My accountant just explained crematoriums have adapted to the obesity epidemic to prevent massive...grease...fires. Here's what they do: Turn down the heat from 2800 to 1500 Bake the entire day, instead of minutes And put...

@KCOnTheRadio You mean you went to every restaurant in Cary?

Sitting in a restaurant in Cary that was mind numbingly loud until that rocket launched and it’s so silent you’d think it was closed. Tell me people aren’t interested in the moon again!

Maybe the perfect low-carb dish! youtube.com/watch?v=zDWkPs…

@CaryKelly11 I make my own Kielbasa and now store bought just happens as a last minute "have to" situation.

It’s nearly impossible to find kielbasa in grocery store without corn syrup. This Whole Foods brand is an exception. Ingredients are a 9. Taste is 7.5. Price was $9.99.

@GuntherEagleman They're most likely to do down on each other.

Who would you like to see go down first, Adam Schiff or Eric Swalwell?

@BiggestComeback Well done. Did I just see you on a commercial drinking a magical elixir ?

285 x 1 Not much explosive power but it feels like I can manage more.

@KCOnTheRadio His eyes are flipping you the bird.

Quadruple amputee cornhole pro Dayton Webber flashes ice-cold stare in new mugshot. nypost.com/2026/03/31/us-…

The @American_Heart says that RFK Jr's NIH is wrong and Americans should get their protein from plant sources, not animal meat, to avoid heart disease. Let me say this clearly: If you follow the advice of the AHA, you are setting yourself up for heart disease. The AHA has been lying to the American people since Ancel Keys got on the AHA's Committee on Epidemiological Studies back in the 1950s. Furthermore, the AHA represents the very people who will suffer considerable financial loss if the American people become healthy!