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From reminiscing the wonders of an Argentine World Cup winner in the 80s and idolizing the club captain from the time I started supporting @SpursOfficial to meeting them in person is a core memory. Full praise to the lads from @MumbaiSpurs for bringing this home! #COYS

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CEO of FC Augsburg: “I would advise everyone to buy a season ticket.”

@HardeepSPuri You were milking the taxpayers for last 12 years with all these high duties and taxes when crude prices were in 70 dollar range. You enjoyed discounts from Russian crude for last 3 years. Now the prices have gone up so you don’t have a choice. Don’t gaslight the public.

“The reason for the call today, Pep, is, something just came across my desk, Pep. It is perhaps the best thing I've seen in the last six months. If you have 60 seconds, I'd like to share the idea with you. You got a minute?”

Hamas dug bigger tunnels.

We have been made aware of a distressing image doing the rounds today, suggesting Tottenham have beaten us 3-1. This has clearly been photoshopped, and we will be taking this up with the relevant authorities. Even we'd beat Spurs...

Your defence is terrified

Tottenham HAVE to request the PGMOL to explain why one of their referees, Peter Bankes, was allowed to go onto a TV show and tell everyone that 2 hands on the back “will always be given as a foul” only for a PGMOL referee to completely disregard that several days later

Make it make sense, VAR. ⚽️ Ekitike push vs Spurs - Goal ❌ Romero push vs West Ham - No Goal ❌ Muani push vs Arsenal - No Goal ⚽️ Wilson push vs Spurs - Goal Identical situations. 4/4 decisions go against Spurs.

Wow. Hats off. Words wrapped in absolute GOLD. I don’t think it can be explained any better than this. Respect to Kompany and Bayern Munich. 🙏

Tirupati and Vijayawada 😭😭😭

Hiroshima and Nagasaki recovered but I doubt Seychelles will.

Good to see @xavisimons taking my advice 🤪

Understand League Two promotion hopefuls Salford City are leading the pack to sign centre-back Alfie Dorrington on loan from Spurs today.

@ben_bowman_ David Pleat said ‘Chimbomba’ for his entire career

Every social group in India is now a victim - Upper Castes are victims of an apartheid state - Backward Castes have been oppressed for thousands of years - Muslims are victims of a Hindu-majoritarian state - Hindus aren't getting their rights because 'system unka hai' - Farmers, labourers and delivery guys are victims of evil capitalists - Women are victims of a male-dominated society - Men are victims of laws that favour women - Taxpayer is victim of apathy and indifference from the system If you add everyone up, 99% of Indian society sees itself as a victim in some form or another. Politics in multiple states is about groups wanting to be classified as backward or OBCs. There are entire movements based around it. Victimhood "is" the aspiration. If I can get classified as a 'victim', it will give my group more rights, clout and electoral power. It wasn't always like this. Victimhood wasn't seen as a virtue. People weren't encouraged to see themselves with pity. People were taught to work on themselves and improve their lives. It is why groups like the Parsis flourished - they were refugees from a foreign land who came here with nothing. It was an insignificantly tiny population with no voting power or mass movements. They never asked for separate electorates, or reservations or special status. They built schools, hospitals, businesses and institutions. Disadvantage was treated as a problem to be solved through competence, not as a badge to be weaponised. Suffering did not automatically translate into entitlement. Everyone in the country respects the Parsis for who they are, and what they managed to do as a group. Never be a victim. Be like the Parsis.

🚨🟢🟡 Norwich have submitted €8m package proposal (add-ons included) for Kasper Högh. Negotiations ongoing with Bodø-Glimt.

Are the data freaks at Tottenham looking at this?

Wolverhampton Wanderers

What even is this fucking club?