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@russellquirk If you replace prisons with flogging and hanging, it would probably work 🤣🤣

This is Kate. She is a Green Party election candidate this May. Kate says we should ‘abolish all prisons’. Just imagine if she gets elected and gains power. The Greens are not environmentalists. They are anarchists and ideological fruitcakes.

@MattCas04807118 I would just eat it without any sauce. That bacon looks so nice.

A bacon roll that’s completely ruined by brown sauce!!!🤮🤮 Nobody does this in real life, do they? 🫣 Tommy sauce all the way.❤️

@lukeappleton I had to deal with a lot of Trinity misconceptions. Jesus is subordinate to the Father. The Holy Spirit in turn is subordinate to Jesus. Some believe they are three aspects of God. My talk seemed to spend more time explaining what The Trinity isn't. Start with the Crede.

The thing about these trinity deniers is they can’t actually tell you who they think the Lord Jesus is.

@mirthincarnate No idea. Nothing to do with Jesus. That is not where the nails went. Sorry.

Every year around Easter I get this weird wound in the middle of my hand and nobody can tell me what it is

@sola_chad Hand it in to the police.

If you’re a Christian and walked up on this, what’s your next move?

@ronsterd89 Put them in a stew.

What can I put in canned green beans to improve their flavor? I hate them, but we're on a budget and have plenty of them.

@sola_chad Agree

Any sex scene in any movie is unnecessary.

@JohnCleese No

Yes

@daveguitarjones He is risen indeed, alleluia.

Happy Easter…..🙏🏻❤️

@lukeappleton He is risen indeed. I hope you opened your service with the traditional declaration and response.

Happy Resurrection Lord's Day #Easter #HappyEaster

@WorkElizab 🤣🤣🤣

🤔🤔

If the Jew Hunters come to your area and knock on your door - you don’t have to engage and you can close the door without saying a word to them. Then they don’t know if you support them or you don’t. Afterwards what you should do, if you are Jewish or support Jewish people in your community is go online and complain to the police about feeling intimidated by them and scared of what they will do with your information. The police are saying they will only stop them if reports are made from householders. So please do it. Stand up to the new fascists in High Viz and Keffiyehs. An online complaint doesn’t take long. #SheffieldJewHunt

@WorkElizab Tile cutter. Ok I'm old.

No way you know what this is, unless you're rocking some serious vintage memories!

@lukeappleton God breathed.

The Holy Bible is God's infallible word. True in all things. Accurate in all things. Not one error.

@WWUTTcom This is my understanding too. Best guess the face is Leonardo da Vinci.

Marshall blocked me, so I can’t repost. • Multiple tests affirm the Shroud of Turin is from the medieval period. • An entombed body found near Jerusalem and dated to the 1st century does not resemble the SoT in how the Jews buried their dead. • John 20:7 disproves the SoT.

@BenGrahamUK I'm so glad they don't need to spend the money repairing potholes like the rest of the country.

£48,174. That’s how much Hounslow Council spent on a single rainbow crossing, the most expensive in England. Meanwhile, councils claim they’re struggling to fund basic services. Is this a justified expense, or a complete waste of taxpayer money?

@Dr_mira_yaftah 😥

ألمُ أمٍّ على فقدان ابنها… وجعٌ لا يُوصف، يا رب اربط على قلبها، واجعل العدالة تتحقّق. إنه بطلٌ دافع عن بلده، وستبقى ذكراه خالدة. 🙏

@lippyent Me. A good work out parking it.

Hmm 😒 🤔?¿

@lukeappleton I am a fan of Josh McDonald. He uses evidence without any preconceived ideas, i.e there is no supernatural explanation. I would suggest people look from this start and make their own mind up.

Christian creationists are NOT anti-science. We just care more about truth than those who don’t question secular orthodoxy.

@lukeappleton I know some say you should burn them on Ash Wednesday. I have one from my mother who died 25 years ago. It is on permanent display.

Not everyone is a fan of the palm crosses in my window. But you know why… I DONT CARE!!!