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@itsdpkk

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เข้าร่วม Haziran 2016
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surebuddy
surebuddy@itsdpkk·
AVOID CONFLICT AT ALL COST!!! I say a lot of things on this account and most of those are sarcasm or jokes so dont get offended but even if i say something that offends you, i just have to say one thing…
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@MissionAmbedkar I mean he will go to jail cause she didnt attack regardless of the talk he raised his hand first and that too on an older woman…
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Mission Ambedkar
Mission Ambedkar@MissionAmbedkar·
"Panditain must be crying now." 🤣😭 He tolerated all her abuses, threats, and caste slurs. But when she touched his wife, he thrashed her brutally. Instant justice.
Mission Ambedkar@MissionAmbedkar

"Pandit hun, teri tarah Chamar nahi." 😡 This mentally retarded, casteist woman is openly flaunting slipper at a youth and hurling caste slurs without any shame or fear. Indian society is sick when it comes to caste. Abusing Dalits has become common thing.

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surebuddy@itsdpkk·
@jasveer10 This is so beautiful… thats a legend and we shoild all try to be a bit like him
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Jasveer Singh
Jasveer Singh@jasveer10·
Interviewed a backend developer. Guy was at 21 LPA. We offered 28 LPA, roughly a 33 percent hike. He agreed and confirmed joining. Yesterday he emailed saying he got a 32 LPA offer elsewhere and now wants 36 LPA from us. Nonsense. Why agree in the first place. If you are still shopping offers just say it upfront. We stopped interviewing other candidates and waited through the notice period for the joining date. Now two days before joining, he came back with a new price tag.
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surebuddy@itsdpkk·
@dhawal20jain Wearing decathlon with that salary is criminal but sure save man
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Dhawal Jain
Dhawal Jain@dhawal20jain·
One of my gym friends earns 60-70 Laks per year. ∙Monthly SIP 1.5 lakh ∙Wears Decathlon clothes ∙Lives below parents ∙No car (Uber everywhere) ∙Emergency fund: 12 months Age 34. Portfolio: ₹1.8 crore. Discipline pays. What a story 🫡 …. see more
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DramaAlert@DramaAlert·
Trippie Red responds to KSI saying he was hard to work with.
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surebuddy@itsdpkk·
@WadePlem @MMAJOEYC I mean people buy that shit cause they want to… no scam in selling stupid stuff that probably means something to the person buying
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Wade Plemons
Wade Plemons@WadePlem·
@MMAJOEYC Fat boy is upset because a credible source comes out with Trump reporting pedo behavior? Also yes Khabib is a known scammer lmao
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MMA Joey
MMA Joey@MMAJOEYC·
Doesn’t surprise me the guy willing to call Khabib Nurmagomedov a scammer with no evidence worships a proven scammer who also is a proven sexual abuser
Wade Plemons@WadePlem

Well well well..

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surebuddy
surebuddy@itsdpkk·
@venom1s The driver is in the wrong… AC is not a premium feature
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︎ ︎venom
︎ ︎venom@venom1s·
> A woman booked a cab > She got a WagonR car > Got angry > Cab driver told her to book premium for a better car, but she didn't want that > She said she got better cars in Dubai > She must have paid money But here she wants a BMW for 180 rs. Why are they so greedy and entitled?
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surebuddy@itsdpkk·
@chiragbarjatya Its maybe cause they dont admit to it… imagine if you asked the doctor should i take dolo cause you know you use it for fever and he says no i just ran 10kms and fever was gone some shit like that
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surebuddy@itsdpkk·
@amitkilhor I mean put down the dog who attacked and cause actual harm… i think thats fair cause in the end they are animals and if not properly trained a dog like that is dangerous to the society but most dogs are nice so thats also a very factual thing… but obviously you wont get that
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amit kilhor
amit kilhor@amitkilhor·
These vaccine gang and NGO donation cult are psychopath and every one shall start calling themselves out with equal aggression. Let's make streets safer. These people are dumb rabids. Evil witches. The parents needs to be protective of their child. Now. #amitkilhor #Kilhor #straydogs
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Yash Chokshi@ChokshiYash·
@venom1s First of all, why is he asking for money? Does he not have insurance ? Under what law, was he asking for money?
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︎ ︎venom
︎ ︎venom@venom1s·
> A delivery boy accidentally scratched a man’s BMW. > The owner said repairs would cost 1.5 lakh and asked how much the boy could pay. > The boy cried and said he only had 3–4 thousand. His mother has last-stage cancer. He showed medical reports. > The owner decided to pay for the repair himself. > He also told people to help the boy. It’s good to see such acts of kindness in the world.
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surebuddy
surebuddy@itsdpkk·
@Monz_ah Next year he will beat elon musk… lock in guys
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surebuddy
surebuddy@itsdpkk·
@SlatDontMiss I want to read to better my vocabulary but wont pull up my pants… wtf is this retardery
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Slatt♱
Slatt♱@SlatDontMiss·
Kai Cenat created his first ever leather bag for his clothing brand “Vivet” by sewing 👀🔥
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surebuddy@itsdpkk·
@hell_line0 Wtf is that reasoning… being childfree is what you got from that? Not that he is cheating? Am i reading it wrongv
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Maryam
Maryam@hell_line0·
just met a guy last month who casually told me he has a baby that’s only a few months old and asked me out (ick). Moments like that reminded me how differently parenthood is for women. He’s outside flirting and living life like nothing changed. Meanwhile the mother of his child is at home with his kid not even thinking about dating because her whole life has shifted. This is why nobody can ever shame me for choosing to be childfree.. these men don’t want a family unit & yall keep falling for it 😭
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surebuddy@itsdpkk·
@Dank_jetha He is very knowledgeable on film and arts but you hating cause you dont prefer his comedy… being successful in such a cut throat industry shows he has paid his dues and deserves every bit of it
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Dank jetha
Dank jetha@Dank_jetha·
Most overrated, annoying and unfunny (not even a comedian)
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surebuddy@itsdpkk·
@CoderUday The best whey protein cost 80rs for 31g protein wtf is this guy taking…
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Uday
Uday@CoderUday·
Thank you everyone, didn't expect that so many people will share their diet plan Based on suggestions I changed my diet & started cooking my meal - Air fried Chicken - 65gm - 200rs - 2 eggs - 12gm - 20rs - Whey protein - 24gm - 100rs - meals - 10gm - free 111gms = 320rs Cost reduced from 550 to 320
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Uday@CoderUday

How the hell you guys are meeting 100 gms protein target? I am spending money like water, but hardly matching 100gms - 2 Eggs - 20 rs (10gms) - Whey Protein - 100rs (24gms) - Chicken dish- 250rs (30gms) - Yogurt - 60rs (12 gms) - Protein bar - 120rs (20 gms) 96gm = 550rs

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Chirag Barjatya
Chirag Barjatya@chiragbarjatya·
Just for 30 days don’t eat any junk food. No samosa no bhature no biryani no patties no frankie no poori no dahi balle no pani puri. Just for 30 days. You will live for 27000 days. Just 30 days no junk. Take religious oath or take kasam of someone. Whatever helps. But only 30 days. Then on 31st day, eat some junk. Your stomach will tell you almost instantly that why it was a bad idea to add junk to the diet and you will subconsciously start avoiding junk easily. Remember, just 30 days.
Kanan Bahl@BahlKanan

After having no control over my sugar intake for over 10 yrs, I finally decided to cut "added sugar" intake. Just after 2 months of quitting, I went to Amritsar. Couldn't resist my temptation to have Lassi. What I once craved for months became something I couldn't drink. Not only did I find it weird, but I couldn't even finish drinking half the glass. Sugar, I realised, once you quit, there's no going back. There's no better way of quitting something once you start despising it! Health experts here – is there any way of despising junk food as well? I've been told that having 4 litres of water a day helps. Your craving does go away but you don't start despising it.

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surebuddy
surebuddy@itsdpkk·
@Zoyakhan7025 Well that’s why people need to understand marriage is an option not a necessity…
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Zoya Khan
Zoya Khan@Zoyakhan7025·
Ek bhikari... Humesha ek bhikari hi rahega 🤡
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Steve Will Do It
Steve Will Do It@stevewilldoit·
Im not tryna be a cocky person but I think im The coolest YouTuber out there .
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surebuddy@itsdpkk·
@PallaviSinghh_ I mean most mothers in india are still “unemployed”… their job is to keep the kids safe and healthy which i think he did aswell but realistically any one of them could be wrong but saying ek aurat ka kamaya khata hai is insane because roles reversed and its misogyny
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Pallavi
Pallavi@PallaviSinghh_·
most hated woman in India rn, because she exposed unemployed men 🤡
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The Notorious AKG
The Notorious AKG@NotoriousAKG·
@Simon_Ingari They are welcome to take this approach, but they cannot get angry when someone else is willing to stay late for a large project without a raise or additional pay and the company opts to hire them instead of the Gen Z.
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Simons@Simon_Ingari·
A Gen Z joined the team. Week one. During onboarding, the manager said, “We sometimes stay late during peak periods.” Gen Z nodded. Then asked, “Is that paid… or just expected?” The room went quiet. - No attitude. - No rebellion. - Just a question. Later that day, HR mentioned “growth opportunities.” Gen Z replied, “Does growth include raises, or just more responsibility?” Again, silence. - No laziness. - No entitlement. - Just clarity. That’s when the team realized something. When people say “Gen Z is lazy,” what they really mean is: Gen Z watched old generation - skip meals, - miss birthdays, - work weekends, - and burn out only to be told “budgets are tight” and “be grateful you have a job.” So Gen Z chose differently. - They don’t romanticize overwork. - They don’t confuse suffering with ambition. - They don’t trade health for praise. They still work hard. They just refuse to work for nothing. It’s not laziness. It’s pattern recognition. And honestly, after everything old generation went through… Can you really blame them?
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