jeff
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Wow. Awesome. Thanks.
Please also raise my taxes and destroy my children’s education more than you already have so my family and I can stay impoverished, uneducated and in your indentured servitude while we carry your branding on us.
Governor Newsom Press Office@GovPressOffice
IN HONOR OF CALIFORNIA’S 175TH ANNIVERSARY, WE WILL BE ROLLING OUT A VERY SPECIAL DRIVER’S LICENSE FOR EVERY CALIFORNIAN THIS SUMMER! IT WILL FEATURE A HANDSOME, HIGH-QUALITY PHOTO OF ME, GAVIN C. NEWSOM. MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING IT’S THE BEST LICENSE EVER MADE IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD. THIS IS ABOUT CELEBRATING OUR BEAUTIFUL STATE (IT IS NOT ABOUT ME, DESPITE THE VERY HANDSOME PHOTO!). ENJOY! — GOVERNOR GCN
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@AAGDhillon hard to take yourself off of a voter roll when, y’know, you’re dead.
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@EricLDaugh This is Eric Adams budget. That’s how this works, right?
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🚨 OMG. Ugandan Mayor Mamdani just stunned New Yorkers by all but ADMITTING DEFEAT, begging for a state bailout due to the budget crisis
He’s also DELAYING the city budget
“We need new revenue!” 🤡
You got SWINDLED, NYC!
He can’t pay for free sht!
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Under the previous administration, the Department of Defense’s financial reporting was a disaster — and had been for far too long.
That ends today—the WAR DEPARTMENT will deliver a clean audit for our 2028 financial statements.
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Saturday was yet another traumatic example of the evil in our country and the continued rise in political violence. I’m taking time to spend with my family.
I will be joining The Charlie Kirk Show Wednesday at 12PM ET to briefly address what took place. Enough is enough.
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Being an adult is basically figuring out what to cook with ground beef and chicken for the rest of your life.
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@IngrahamAngle sometimes I am amazed but what Republicans find funny.
then I remember what my dsd laughs at on Facebook and it all makes sense.
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Trigger Alert! The White House has waited months to make this joke. Coast to coast, humorless liberals are seething, veins bulging.
The White House@WhiteHouse
TWO KINGS. 👑
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Melania is the most beautiful and well dressed First Lady in history.
FLOTUS Report@MELANIAJTRUMP
🤍 MELANIA 🤍
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People should start tailgating before movies. Firing up the grill in the AMC parking lot.
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🚨 NOW: King Charles has a PRESIDENTIAL-level motorcade rolling through DC right now
We now have an ACTUAL king on our soil, but there are NO SIGNS of any "No Kings" protests anywhere in the nation right now.
Interesting how that works!
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Would you rather...
A. Be given $50,000 right now
B. Have 100 pitches to hit a HR off of Paul Skenes for $100 million
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