Jennifer

Slow is smooth and smooth is fast

People who wfh taking their lunch break

@alexissTyler So it’s almost like… you immigrated

@Brieyonce Her karma was being humiliated after being left at the altar by the same guy

@nocontextIestat Literally had no idea

Jet lag is a bitch

your parents house have everything you need except peace

@KCGOrtiz @AmerChemSociety That’s right, Dr. Ortiz

Of the @AmerChemSociety only ~4.5% of members identify as Hispanic. I will absolutely be using Dr. Ortiz or KC Ortiz, PhD in my things b/c I'm proud of me and my Hispanic family is proud of me.

I am screaming! Give them an Oscar! Mrs. Clause: The Untold Story 😂😂

@dieworkwear Trueeeeee

ppl in walkable neighborhoods all look like this

‘Tis the seasoning 🎃🦞

@mannyfidel Dude, it’s a wind turbine

i cannot breathe WHAT is he talking about

@GarbageApe It’s giving Truman Show vibes

I’ve turned a corner on this thing, I think it’s cool now.

“where do you see yourself in 50 years?” me:

@SortaBad I would kill to look exactly like that

RT @sta_schemin: This deserves a doc. I wanna know where everybody and their cars are lol

Deeply obsessed with this tiny Irish child’s trolley problem joke

me if being mean when i wake up was a crime

Call me biodegradable because i break down really easily

RT @Anania00: can i say something else…