pijon

821 posts

pijon banner
pijon

pijon

@jkeyat

22 🇵🇭/🇰🇷 jack of no trades master of mediocrity

Scholastic Book Fair เข้าร่วม Ekim 2021
2.5K กำลังติดตาม23 ผู้ติดตาม
ทวีตที่ปักหมุด
pijon
pijon@jkeyat·
@Misfit_Freaks @bakedbananners1 how is it even possible to be the voice of Space Lesbian #1 on Woke: The TV Show written by John Pronouns and fall for the right wing grift 😭
English
2
15
519
7K
pijon
pijon@jkeyat·
spurs fans are really moving like miles morales fans after he lost to deku LMAO
pijon tweet media
Tony G 🇮🇹@TGTatum4_3

@TheDunkCentral Brunson beat a 22 year old in his first finals and immediately becomes cocky

English
0
0
0
31
pijon รีทวีตแล้ว
َ
َ@nykball·
my champions… <3
َ tweet media
English
6
843
10.6K
75K
pijon
pijon@jkeyat·
@socialistfella @israelophobix Yes. We have hiking trails, city areas, and more locations where you'd go on walks. Also, isn't the cheese and onion sandwich in question supposed to be pub food? You're telling me that your first instinct after getting wasted off of Guinness is to go on a hike?
English
2
0
0
8
Dai
Dai@socialistfella·
@jkeyat @israelophobix When we say walk we dont mean from the car to the front door. Like a hike, a walk. Is that comprehensible to you?
English
1
0
1
14
Fern 🌿
Fern 🌿@israelophobix·
the funniest part about this post is all the Americans like 'why would you eat and walk' The concept of walking to a destination is so foreign to them they cant even conceptualise it. The closest they can get is just the action of walking itself. Theyre like toddlers putting the square in the square hole.
Fern 🌿@israelophobix

Do american just like only eat inside or something? I'm making a sandwich to take on a walk with me, why would I want it cooked? It would just be cold again?

English
36
1
142
7.8K
pijon
pijon@jkeyat·
@TheCartoonLoon But nobody said bologna sandwiches are amazing either?
English
0
0
0
16
The Eggman
The Eggman@TheCartoonLoon·
Here's the thing You toast the bologna because you don't want to feel trashy We don't melt the cheese because we just like it Thats it. Nobody is saying its an amazing sandwich we just like it It ain't that deep dude
pijon@jkeyat

@TheCartoonLoon The same reason why a lot of people like to toast bologna sandwiches here. To make it less trashy. Besides, I'm not the one telling you toast it.

English
2
0
10
254
pijon
pijon@jkeyat·
@ElettraRafiuft @SantiAFC1994 @ParisPhl The ban on our food is because old people are scared of four syllable words. This isn't even an US vs UK thing, it's just a pseudo health guru fearmongering thing.
English
3
0
0
221
Elettra Raffaelli
Elettra Raffaelli@ElettraRafiuft·
@SantiAFC1994 @ParisPhl Right?! There’s a literal BAN on most of their “food” that cant be exported in EU bc of its poor quality standards
English
2
0
39
1.1K
pijon
pijon@jkeyat·
@TheCartoonLoon The same reason why a lot of people like to toast bologna sandwiches here. To make it less trashy. Besides, I'm not the one telling you toast it.
English
0
0
0
267
The Eggman
The Eggman@TheCartoonLoon·
Then why are you all saying we should toast the fucking sandwich?
pijon@jkeyat

@TheCartoonLoon Well, i mean, that's the thing. All this started by some jackass saying we can't comprehend shit like an onion and cheese roll. We do, the proof is right there.

English
1
0
1
98
pijon
pijon@jkeyat·
@TheCartoonLoon Well, i mean, that's the thing. All this started by some jackass saying we can't comprehend shit like an onion and cheese roll. We do, the proof is right there.
English
0
0
0
201
pijon
pijon@jkeyat·
@butleriano I mean as far as the beans go, there's a clear disparity here
pijon tweet mediapijon tweet media
English
0
0
3
61
Canderous Ordoliberal 🫥
Mexicans calling a fried chicken sandwich a “chicken burger” and eating beans for breakfast. 😍 Limeys calling a fried chicken sandwich a “chicken burger” and eating beans for breakfast. 😡
English
5
3
63
1.6K
pijon
pijon@jkeyat·
@TrumpeldorZMC @YungL1917 Hey man, as an American who gets the same way, there's a lot you're justified in trashing us for LOL. Just let us have this one. Just this once.
English
0
0
2
157
N
N@TrumpeldorZMC·
@YungL1917 Legit I always feel a patriotic need to defend English culture whenever an American pipes up but they can have this one. I’m not gaslighting myself into defending medieval peasant food.
English
2
0
176
5.9K
Yung Lenin
Yung Lenin@YungL1917·
A slab of cheese and some raw onion is a shit sandwich. It's fucking awful. Stop defending it just because the yanks are calling us out for it. It is objectively bad. If that makes me un-british then I renounce my citizenship. Fuck you.
English
68
54
2.9K
90.3K
pijon
pijon@jkeyat·
@RealSeanithan Cooper Sharp would be my preference, but at the end of the day, the thing that makes American cheese "American" is sodium citrate, which is why it melts so well. American cheese is just solidified cheddar and colby jack sauce, and shockingly easy to make at home.
English
1
0
1
44
Seanithan
Seanithan@RealSeanithan·
@jkeyat While I've not had one that I've actively liked (some that I didn't actively dislike, though), I would actually be pleased if I were proven wrong here.
English
1
0
0
271
Seanithan
Seanithan@RealSeanithan·
When someone says, "Burgers need American cheese because of how well it melts and is prefect for burgers," I don't trust their opinion on anything food-related at all, much less burgers: if you're willing to defile your burger with that awful flavor just for the nice melting, you make it clear you don't actually care about your food or how it tastes.
English
240
9
161
28.1K
pijon
pijon@jkeyat·
@Leftieloon1990 @AtlantisFell That includes the entirety of the UK including the highlands of Scotland. Michelin only includes major metropolitan areas of the US in their jurisdiction. Also, the wide majority of Michelin-starred restaurants in the UK serve French food, not British fare.
English
0
0
1
26
pijon รีทวีตแล้ว
El Mago
El Mago@AtlantisFell·
Why are the white brits still arguing with americans about cuisine 😭 Let it goooo. You'll never win that argument. We love talking shit in general but food is where you're literally never on the winning side.
English
32
22
240
5.9K
pijon รีทวีตแล้ว
{✦} BIG RAD DEMON DAD {✦}
british people are allowed to make fun of america on a lot of things but our food is not one of them.
English
83
97
1.9K
40.2K
pijon
pijon@jkeyat·
@Emu52May a sweet starchy goo? is there some secret flavor goo i don't know about?
pijon tweet media
English
1
1
98
3K