
Seanithan
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Seanithan
@RealSeanithan
Do people actually read these? I'm Sean. I have a wife. I have some kids. That's it. Interrogate de semitis antiquis, quae sit via bona, et ambulate in ea
Oklahoma, USA Katılım Şubat 2011
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@crochet_mom314 I am 30 minutes from Tulsa and I have no knowledge of this or even where it is.
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@Rosie_Gamgee_ Use me for motivation: it was 92 with an index of 107, and I went and push mowed.
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@crogers_htown @xwanyex Think about Pluto: Goofy is a dog. So Pluto is a...retarded dog? The dog who is at least a full step above him is so mentally incompetent that his name is "Goofy" (formerly "Dippy Dawg").
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@Strangeland_Elf I'm no footballer, but I think the best way would be to use one's feet, chest, head, or any other legal appendage to guide the ball into the goal guarded by Spain.
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How far back? If my name were Shawn (it isn't but let's pretend), it would be the American of the British Shaun, which is from Irish Sean (that's my name), which is from French Jean, which is from Latin Johannes, which is from Greek Ionnis, which is from Hebrew Yochanan. My name is Irish, not Hebrew.
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@BloatMcQueen @mattbramanti Get a Lodium of this guy from Minnesotium on his Sodium Podium, slinging around his massive Scrotium.
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@PapistWhimsy @threnye Hitler was in a meeting with his advisors. One of them says, "We seem to be mining far too many useless ores." Hitler just shrugs and says, "So mine less." A grammar nazi bursts in and says, "Mine *fewer*." Hitler looks up and says, "Yes, what do you want?"
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@threnye If you spent less time on X, you’d have fewer writing distractions. 😁
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People: Their/they're/there are all different!
Me: *Nods*
People: Then and than are different!
Me: *Nods*
People: Pique, peaked, peek: different!
Me: *Nods*
People: Less and fewer have Rules!
Me: Wait, I can't think of an example in my writing where I have this distinction
Mary Shurtleff (has a book out 👀)@mshurtleffwrite
I honestly don't care about people's spoken grammar, and I speak grammatically incorrect on purpose a lot. But for some reason, my brain has fixated on the difference between less and fewer, and I correct myself every time now even though I could swear I don't actually care
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@TheMiddleborne Used to be my favorite movie: People prefer not to travel in the dark, go to great lengths to keep the lights on along the way.
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Tiny person goes on a walk to destroy jewelry
Peter Cook@_Peter_Cook
Young boy joins neighborhood association, but over time, he regrets his choice and eventually leaves their employ.
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@SongEternal I do. They were put there by my baby sister: apparently baby sisters retain baby sister privileges up until at least age 25. I never would have had a baby sister had I known.
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@RealSeanithan You appear to have twisties in your beard sir. I don't know if you were aware. 😛
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@TridentineBrew I also promised my wife that the trip cash was earmarked for Jungle Jim's and Hothead.
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@RealSeanithan You couldn’t make the 150 mile detour with the four kids?! LOL
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Miguel has partaken in the beergrimage, and reaped the rewards. Will you?
Miguel Herrera@aedificatorllc
Just stocked up, while driving through Illinois. @TridentineBrew
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@SongEternal "Hey, Grok. Replace Anthony with a hamster as big as Anthony."
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@RealSeanithan Just have grok replace it. Pretty easy
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@BloatMcQueen @mattbramanti If that's top-flight wageslop, what's titleist wageslop?
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@SongEternal I have a picture of my daughter in a room at my church that I can't put anywhere because a fairly popular traditionalist influencer is in the background, and he doesn't want anyone to know he goes to my church, so I get needing to change the background.
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@RealSeanithan We take pictures after church every week haha
By that time they are SUPER fussy and ready to go home. It's pretty hard to get them to settle down lol.
I replaced the background so the place couldn't be identified.
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@crogers_htown @Ruesavatar For the record, I wouldn't care if you were crumby.
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@Ruesavatar To be fair. The sex was before the movie and snacks.
I think of the Doritos as an award.
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If you love me while EATING IN BED getting CRUMBS ON SHEETS, then I absolutely do not want your love your filthy animal. Have some standards!!
Raven@Real_Ravenx_
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