It's me, John

Not only have you stopped stocking little tins of regular white-label slimline tonic, @sainsburys, but the bottles now too. Gold label ‘slimline Indian tonic’ is totally different and we do not like. 😭😭😭 #clapham

@deliver_ooHlp Send me your bank account number and 6-digit sort code first and I will

@deliver_ooHlp X is trash

@IgififJolie @chrisgolds Rosé first. Hehe. #thirsty

Last night was such a giggle. We had a scream! @johnrahers

@msloobylou Me? Never 😇.

@johnrahers And all you want is the chance to be rude!

#Grindr - when you’re rude not replying to a message from every Tom, Dick and Harry, but you’re also rude telling the ‘say if not interested’ guys “I’m not interested”. And you’re rude if you block. Right.

Does Farage have COP-D? He sounds and coughs like he does. 🤔

My mum and dad in Ireland are definitely not sick of my shit already

@SquareSupport I have got in touch. To what you are replying to. Dig in.

@johnrahers Our team may be able to help shine a light here, please get in touch when you have a moment, so we can dig in.

@SquareUK Hello. You’re making my life unbearable. Can somebody come back to me as soon as possible re payments, fee invoices and the fact your systems are awful, please. Your phone-lines and ‘online help’ are insufferable. Thanks.

✨ I AM FUN ✨

@magic_in_london @X Thanks. That kinda worked. It is still not chronological though. Still a mess!

@johnrahers @X Next to “following” top right is a little arrow. Can reset to chronological. No idea why they changed it.

Why is the @X feed all over the shop the last couple of weeks? No chronological feed whatsoever. Sort your shit out @X girl. It’s beyond tiring now.

@chrisgolds My birthday! 👀

BREAKING NEWS: On 29th March 2026, Disneyland Paris enters a whole new era. The legendary second gate, Walt Disney Studios Park, is being reborn as Disney Adventure World. This is a multi-billion-euro transformation that will almost double the size of the sister park. With new attractions, new rides, new worlds, 14 dining locations, and a brand-new nighttime spectacular, there’s a lot for guests to be excited about and I got to see it before anyone else. For the first time in Europe, we can explore the Kingdom of Arendelle. The beautiful land from Frozen has been brought to life on a breathtaking, life-size scale, complete with a new family-friendly attraction, a daytime show, a royal encounter with Queens Anna and Elsa, and character interactions including a true-to-size, walking, talking Olaf. (Just one example of the jaw-dropping magic coming out of Walt Disney Imagineering). I was blown away. I can’t wait to show you more in a behind the scenes exclusive look. Find out more on the Disneyland Paris website and more coming very soon bThere Magazine @DisneylandParis @DisneyParksUK #DisneyAdventureWorld #WorldOfFrozen #DisneylandParis #PressTrip

@Pret Sent. 33 mins ago. Help please.

@johnrahers Hi John, we are sorry to see this, kindly pop us a DM with the shop details so we can have this sorted for you

Is this a joke, @Pret? Where’s my chicken lunch?… 🤨

@chrisgolds Such larks!