Jonathan Resnick

@FColliding @goosetheband Glad we won’t see you at a show.

@goosetheband When you have to put "the band" next to your name for the public to understand, you may have picked a bad name.

Cap Night 1 ✨ Thanks for giving Cotter such a warm welcome!! 🥹 Livestream with us again tonight on YouTube for free 🛋️🪴 youtube.com/watch?v=FVaNot…

@KrisHudson_WX @JimCantore @NWSBUFFALO ‘Possible’ funnel cloud? Be safe all.

A possible funnel cloud from an earlier tornado warned storm. This picture was taken in Deer River looking towards Carthage, NY. Picture from Heather Hancock. #NYwx #NNYwx @NWSBUFFALO

From Barnegat Light #lbi

#NYR No bueno

@LGRed why’d MLB shoot ur Stanton interview w/ you almost out of the frame?

@ManischewitzCo @JewWhoHasItAll #Horseradish

@JewWhoHasItAll We're going places....come along for the ride. #GefilteDogs

We’ve done some great work this past day, having established that hot dogs are gefilte beef / gefilte meat or kishke and corn dogs are kibbeh. Keep it up, chevre! I feel like we are going places.

@FINALLEVEL Brilliant. A close second behind your Lemonade/Ice T Geico ad which was hilarious. ☮️ and ❤️

I was robbed at a gas station in NJ last night. After my hands stopped trembling..I managed to call the cops and they were quick to respond and calmed me down..... My money is gone.. the police asked me if I knew who did it..I said yes.. it was pump number 9…

@AlanZweibel Couple of beers, Scorsese’s “Shine a Light,” then ridiculously looking at Twitter…

What are you doing to cope right now?

@JimmyTraina Love those guys. Hysterical.

Is Steph Curry a top 10 NBA player of all time? I have no idea. But I do know this is one of the greatest moments in television history.

The view in #BarnegatLight @LBIWeather @NWS_MountHolly @LongBeachIsland @LongBeachTwpPD

@NYCPBA God bless @NYCPBA and Pat Lynch

We are devastated. We need your help. #FidelisAdMortem

@CusePulpTashmo 🍊🍊🍊

We probably don’t need to rehash everything that’s wrong with SU basketball. We know what’s wrong with them. It’s the least talented and athletic roster Boeheim has put together in decades, but I think it’s important to note how we got here.

@29alltime @29alltime Best wishes and health in your retirement! Loved listening to you!

@TheOceanAC slight typo on your banner! #oceanAC #TheOceanAC #OceanCounty @alicecooper

@JamesSzuba 🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊

Syracuse sucks. What a backwater, rusty chum bucket dump that place is. There’s nothing to do and all it does is snow 366 days a year because leap year is an annual occurrence in Syracuse because it sucks.

@GioWFAN @DaninCarteret @GioWFAN who is who? Which is which?

Just a couple guys hanging out. @DaninCarteret

I am the Nation youtu.be/0S07v_QxzpE via @YouTube #America #JohnnyCash Listen to this and believe.

Thanks to Tony @AmeriGas for keeping me on hold and then hanging up after I got through! Absurd. No one wants to address a possible broken fuel gauge?

@KaitMarieox @realDonaldTrump Get a life...

My message to @realDonaldTrump is simple. It's time to DEFUND public universities. Not another penny in taxes should go to these left-wing indoctrination centers! #DefundUCF

@DrunkCuseFan Unbelievably New York’s best professional sports team at the moment. Go Bills.

The Bills run at a Super Bowl begins today. Side effects include anxiety, hypertension and shortness of breath. If you experience any of these longer than 4 hours, you aren’t drinking enough.