Urkey 🚩

Amazing!

@UtdDistrict "On track" Can't even secure the required land 😅

🚨🎙️ | Collette Roche, #mufc CEO of New Stadium Development: “I think when we launched the idea of a new stadium 12 months ago, we did say it would take between four and five years for construction, and that's right.  “But I think people read that as we might have the stadium ready for 2030. “But as you know with a stadium build as complex as the one we are going to enter into, it does take one or two years to get ready for construction, to get the land assembled, the gets the funds in place and to get the planning permission, so that's the part we are doing right now. We have not named a date for opening but we are on track.”

This isn't cringey at all...

Not a chance Tudor survives that, clearly not playing for him.

@Cantona_Collars One of the best - an absolute warrior who could decide games on his own!

31 years ago today – Mark Hughes scored his 163rd and last United goal in a 3-0 win over Arsenal. How highly did you rate Sparky amongst our great strikers?

@vixx_83 @RuncornLinnets 🤣

Accidentally bought the arm length ones, not sure if I’m Princess Belle or checking prostates 😫 let’s get a win @RuncornLinnets

@DannyWelbeck Thanky you Danny! Tuchel has to give you a chance!

3 points, 2 goals, 1 successful Saturday. 🤍💙⚽️⚽️ Buzzing with that result, see you after the break Seagulls! #BHAFC

@TraMufc @ChrisBennett84 Last time I did it was on the way down to Wembley against City. Loved doing it as a kid out of me dad's car!

@ChrisBennett84 Last time I remember was the 1990 Cup Final replay. Motorway was full of cars from Manchester covered in flags & scarfs out of windows

Why does no-one put scarves out of car windows en route to away days anymore? Game’s on.

After the officials did us last night will take both of them being shite !

@MurdishawM @lewis_doyle16 @RuncornLinnets Keep going Lewis!

200 games for our town @lewis_doyle16 🔰👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 A great player for @RuncornLinnets ⚽️ Thanks mate #legend MM🥷

Bring on ya Bury ⚽️🔰 WELCOME TO MURDISHAW This could be the Swansong *Note - Murdishaw Massive have no official connection to Runcorn Linnets FC or the woke lesbian cat identifying anti fun fan based supporters group, welcome to the worlds finest council estate. We don’t condone Aldi eggs chucking or any anti social behaviour of any kind* MM🥷

@JontheManc Can't argue with that analysis mate!

It’s difficult for the ref to give two pens for the same team in the same game, brilliant comment !?!

Would have took a point before kick off, but that is so frustrating, too many times we've dropped points from winning positions. 🔴⚪️⚫️ 24 days to go till we play again 🤣

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@jimmymcbride1 All we need now is a steady supply of them away tickets mate 🤣🤣

Finally some good news for football fans at last …

@utdreport @JacobsBen W⚓️ 's

Barcelona have asked #mufc whether they can loan Marcus Rashford for a second season [@JacobsBen]

Barcelona toying with Newcastle, here, a few teams from "the world's best league" have taken a proper beating from their European counterparts, over the last seven days 😅

@UTDRhody He was a meff.

Next-generation kids will think Anthony Martial was a myth 😮‍💨

@Utdbeni He'd have had more appearances if we were still in cup competitions.

Shae Lacey and other academy players have been frozen out under Carrick but I guess the academy only matters when you don’t like the manager. We now have someone who understands the United way.

@LiamPaulCanning If we only manage to bring one midfielder in through the door, then absolutely yes 💯

Would you want one more year of Casemiro?