Engr. Village People

Pregnancy wasn't 50/50.. Birth wasn't 50/50.. Breastfeeding wasn't 50/50.. The mental load wasn't 50/50.. Postpartum recovery wasn't 50/50.. The sleepless nights weren't 50/50.. The physical changes weren't 50/50.. By the time the bills came.. she had already paid in ways a man never could.

Cristiano Ronaldo should be grateful he's even being compared to Messi. He's not close at all.

A guy said he has 5 boxers and changes one every 3 days… and still asked me if that’s normal 😭 And according to him, only ladies need to change underwear daily. Ogbeni, let’s be honest, you are dirty 🤭 So over to you people… how often do you change your boxers?

Update on My Neighbor!!!! I know you guys have been waiting for the gist. Sorry, I was still trying to process everything because e get as e be o. My landlady’s daughter told me that Oga wants pregnant lady to relocate to Canada 🤦🏾‍♀️ According to her, the wife called my landlady yesterday, crying seriously. She said Oga claimed he had cut off all contact with the pregnant lady, but the wife later saw messages with their agent where he was arranging for her to come to his office to sort out her passport. She checked his chat with the pregnant lady, and everything had been deleted. When she confronted him, he said he doesn’t want his unborn children to "suffer in Nigeria." He promised they won’t even live with them and said he’s just worried about the insecurity in the country. And mind you, the pregnant lady is carrying twins. Remember when she came to the compound recently to beg my landlady for money? Apparently, it was all staged, just to make it look like he had stepped away so the landlady and wife could trust him again. Right now, the wife is saying she's ready to end the marriage and start over in Canada. From the look of things, Oga is really the father of the children. I’ll keep you guys posted if I hear anything new.

My company recently gave out Keke to five riders 3 Hausa and two of my Igbo brothers. The hire purchase was 6.5m, to remit 60k every week. Mind you, other companies charge 70-80k on 7.5m hire purchase, My guys knew this. For the first month, they remitted normally every Friday. Then I noticed one of them, who is even from my side, started misbehaving. He wouldn’t remit until Sunday. I pretended as if I didn’t know what was going on. Like play like play, two other riders in his badge started doing the same thing and it because a habit.Maybe he felt i wont notice. I remember my PA calling to remind me that the Igbo guy hadn’t paid for one week and he didn’t even call to give reasons why. One day we calculated and it was two weeks he stylised didn't pay. Their Keke isn’t up to 6 months oooo. So early last month, I called the five of them to my office. They came. I collected all their keys and told them to leave my office. But before they left, I called the two who had no issues and handed them back their keys. The Igbo guy went and brought his mother with the 120k he had defaulted on, crying, begging, saying he won’t do it again. Today makes it one month and one weeks since I gave him back the Keke and he has not defaulted since. Including the Hausa guys he had corrupted. If you don’t install discipline early, human beings will think you are weak. I actually seized the Keke for one week despite his mother’s plea. The same Igbo guy who started this whole thing called me this morning, just to say hello 🤣🤣 that he wants to greet me and my family. You see human being eh.

Twitter is just an amazing place.. Not the first birthday this would be happening… People I don’t know at all would DM me, ask for account number and be sending me money Azin people i’m not even following back.. Some send clothes/shoes I want to know.. Is it the same for other influencers too ni ?

I no be your fellow poor man again son. First in my bloodline to rock Adilette Aqua Slides in Green, make aboki no sew am khe 😂..

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