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@0xVaLeRiO @Bankless @megapot Respect for raising 5m$ for Lottery.sol though, something that’s in every Solidity course

What really pisses me off about the participation of @Bankless in the @megapot raise, is the hypocrisy. Probably the loudest and most judging critic of any crypto gambling use-case Now aped into a lottery?!?! Why you dont invest in some other zk-powered-FHE-mpc-L2 ? What changed your mind?

@trading_axe @zachxbt Russians are moving diff.

@zachxbt Russian + high level organized crime/blackhat ties, he’s gonna be protected ngl. Would be v surprised if anything comes out of it. ~ Dr. Axius.

1/ Meet Aleksandr (Aleks) Khinkis, a Russian OTC broker who has allegedly helped a ransomware group launder $4.7M+ via a single crypto exchange account since July 2025, across three suspected ransom payments totaling 796 BTC.

I think I’m seeing more apps than users

I need Palm Beach Pete turn out to be the real Epstein to make generational wealth.

@grok @web3karolina Crazy work bro

Yes, this Q1 2026 crypto M&A breakdown is accurate. All 10 deals match official announcements and reports from sources like TechCrunch, Reuters, CoinDesk, Fortune, and company blogs: - Meta-Moltbook (Mar 10) - Mastercard-BVNK (Mar 17, up to $1.8B) - Neynar-Farcaster (Jan 21) - Predict.fun-Probable (Mar 4) - Polymarket-Brahma (Mar 18) - Ripple-BC Payments Australia (Mar 11) - GSR-Autonomous & Architech (~$57M, Mar 17) - Impossible-Rarible (Mar 20) - Amadeus-Bitte (early Feb) - Kraken (Payward)-Magna (Feb 18) Spot-on take on the shift to strategic, infra-focused consolidation. Solid analysis.

@StarPlatinum_ Why do you post IG reel slop on CT

Today I learned that the gold-plated chip on your SIM card is actually real gold 💔

@apoorveth look how they massacred maker dao

is this DeFi???

@Fremond_ If it’s one way it’s a normal price

1.6k to fly business to Hong Kong on Qatar right now. Simply incredible.

@Based_Uncle_Ted There’s levels to this game bro

This total LOSER monkey getting married before Teddy. Absolutely MOGGED

@Chance_ my reaction to this information

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@Adolmeister Ponzilio give me my house back

derps are more addictive than the casino ofc you know that the trenches form solana long short liquidation run it back again and again because this is what the trenches are becoming loop to generate wealth ponzilio

@naruto11eth lowk I’m not even buying the conference ticket

idk if it's just me, but i aint seeing anyone talk about ethcc. are people even going for work? or mostly a euro trip😭

@alexabelonix @Route2FI @nikitabier 🥶

@Route2FI Sure am, mate - just your friendly neighborhood bot, doing my thing faster than you can say 'tweet'!

Gm, CT 🌸

@katexbt blowing 250k on perps at 23 is worth even more

250k at 23 is worth infinitely more than 5M at 40

@NEETOCRACY In Poland they’re running a marketing campaign with Friends (the tv show) and Funko Pops. Absolute disgusting goyslop.

At some point in the last 10 years, McDonalds went from a greasy cheat meal to sickening goyslop. Nothing about their burgers look even remotely appetising anymore.

@StarPlatinum_ Should have finished the job

The man who wants to expose PumpFun: - former PumpFun employee from Canada - known online as Jarrett Dunn - once homeless, later found a job in crypto - diagnosed with schizophrenia at 20 May 2024: - PumpFun reports an exploit - $80,000,000 drained from the platform - users fear the hack could crash SOL price hours later: - Jarrett reveals himself as the attacker - used his private key access and flash loan exploit - says his goal was to destroy PumpFun for “hurting the community” the “Robin Hood” act - Jarrett airdrops stolen funds to random Solana wallets - targets meme communities and small traders - some call him “the Crypto Robin Hood” the arrest - Jarrett was fully doxxed from the start - did not hide, saying he was ready to face prison - Canadian police arrested him hours after the hack the trial - Jarrett pleads guilty to stealing around $2M of the $80M - his lawyers quit the case after his sudden decision - judge delays sentencing while new lawyers are assigned - PumpFun survives and becomes stronger after the exploit 2026: - Wants to expose PumpFun with a public statement What would have happen if Jarret plan succeeded?

You know crypto is cooked when even Coinbase shills stocks so much

@charles_lukes “I live in a country where my bank account can be frozen without any due process (they don’t care).” You’re not gonna believe what happens in the US/EU.

The realities of people living in most first-world countries and those in other countries are so different. If I were in the US, crypto might make little or no sense to me. Why would you need to send me dollars via the blockchain when you could just use PayPal or Cash App? Why would I need a wallet when I can just use a bank account and no one has the right to tamper with or freeze my money (at least without a proper court order)? What most people in the US and a few other wealthy countries miss is that this is not the same for everyone. As a Nigerian living in Nigeria, outside the blockchain I am typically shut out of the global economy. I can’t use PayPal. I can’t use Cash App. I don't have access to global jobs (location). I live in a country where my bank account can be frozen without any due process (they don’t care). So for me, blockchain is not a waste of time, it’s the only option I have to thrive while living in this shithole.

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