Kurt B

@JackMac @TomScibelli No

WATCH/COMMENT/SUBSCRIBE (youtu.be/mnTJ-pcgOiE)

Clav is looking into pressing attempted murder charges on a girl who threw a cheese stick at him in the club. He detailed to me on Episode 3 of Journalisming that it is “not a joke” and he could “literally die” if he eats cheese. This is thanks to a drug that he takes which allows his dopamine levels to always be high.

@TheXMatriarch We still do. That broad looks like she was run over by public transportation.

In the old days we called this a butherface.

@KiddFugly @BarstoolBigCat Facts. Dave and Dan wouldn’t know since they don’t watch the Yak, but without Bosco the Yak would have been a dud. Look at everyone that bailed on work to attend THE CUBS GAME but Bosco getting shit for putting in overtime is WILD. WE RYDE!!!

@BarstoolBigCat Bosco carried the yak today In your absence.

In Rico’s defense. I told Jack he could offer to Bosco if he wanted to come Thursday to stream and fly back because I know he loves March. Totally forgot he would LEAP at the chance to get 10 seconds with Oats. It was never about the streams. Needed the coach FaceTime

@ryanwhitney6 @tBushGaming Don’t worry, i’m sure it’ll be ready in 8-10 weeks.

I need another @tBushGaming owners meeting like I need air to breath

@tBushGaming Oh, Mook finding another excuse to delay the release of content on schedule. This is very #onbrand of you.

The “Jerry drives through London to Birmingham Vlog” has been shelved for the time being

@DonnieDoesWorld But Donnie, what about if @mireshpatel drives and it’s not only NOT his first time in London, but in fact he has LIVES in London before. Thoughts?

Deciding to drive yourself in London, especially when it’s your first time in the UK, is an insane move.

@hannahcmontoya @StooliesClub Hannah’s clearly pegged 1 or 2 guys in her life. Respect, mommy.

Mintzy’s doing 3 sets of receiving.

@Flomoney_hobby @stoolpresidente @tBushGaming @mireshpatel It’s hilarious. The fact that it was the ONE person who has actually lived in London before couldn’t be any more on brand for the [BUSH]

@kurtbert @stoolpresidente @tBushGaming @mireshpatel Of all people he’s the only one who doesn’t get a pass for an accident like this

Tiny little fender bender

@mireshpatel was that you, too? @stoolpresidente @tBushGaming

@ProjBigScreen @JackKennedy Kenjack has really shitty fucking takes.

Here’s what @JackKennedy was watching the past week and his (brief) thoughts on each… 📺: PROJECT HAIL MARY 📺: SPIDER-MAN 📺: THE PITT 📺: NEIGHBORS 📺: PARADISE 📺: WINNERS & SINNERS

@tBushGaming @ConnorMook_ @GianniCapuano2 Gianni the GOAT. W [BUSH]

50k+ views within 24 hours, thank you guys so much!! Big shoutout to @GianniCapuano2 for the edit, more to come #unshaven 🇬🇧🌳

@TJHitchings Yes. Make content. Whatnot style.

The studio very definitely looks better with decorations, but it is for sure a messy room. I think it would be fun to make content out of a live auction for a slush fund for the show for future content ideas. We sell stuff on a live auction, viewers get a chance to buy stuff from the show. We could make the usage of the slush fund public (travel vlogs, buying something at The National this year, etc). I feel like some people have pushed back on this because they see this as us selling things that they wanted the show to have, but I feel like inevitably the other option would be stuff just getting thrown out. Might as well make content out of it if the opportunity is there for it. IDK what the right move is. I lean make content out of cleaning, rather than just throwing stuff away, plus it gives the audience a chance to get something from the show, but I don't want to offend. Let me know what you think we should do.

@rgfray1 If you need help understanding I think I have a fair explanation from an American stoolie perspective. We enjoy laughing AT Canadians, not with them. He makes for a good person to laugh AT.

I’m Canadian 🇨🇦 Live in a small rural town Love hockey I check all the boxes but I will never understand the Oldie appeal…

@BarstoolPAT @Dailyupdate33 @nickysmokess @RobbieBarstool @WayneJetskiii You’re also not a moron.

@Dailyupdate33 @nickysmokess @RobbieBarstool @WayneJetskiii This isn’t a compliment

PeptideMaxxing episode one with @WayneJetskiii

@MeganMakinMoney We’re just waiting for you to come back.

BBA is always one of my favorite productions and it’s BACK! 👇👇👇 youtu.be/2VKbjl-b8sY?si…

@Keystone80435 @ChappellRoan Now you know what most of us actually stoolies think pf you, Cliff DeMarweirdo.

Hey @ChappellRoan you suck

@ThePerezHilton @grok please summarize this for me and anyone else not willing to waste their time listening to this moron speak. Thanks.

My stupidity landed me in the hospital for 21 days!! | Perez Hilton recounts why he ended up in the hospital for 21 days, shares the mistakes he made and reveals the lessons learned. This has been the worst AND best experience of his life. Perez Hilton explains why and all here!

@StooliesClub @KButter_22 @PicksCentral @VivaLaStool As a RYDER would I be opposed to a show with @Return_Of_RB + @JeffNadu produced by @LucasGuido13 + @MeekPhill_ in the booth, clipped by @StooliesClub as part of the bet with @stoolpresidente? Nope, I think the @barstoolsports universe NEEDS that content.

What a day! I’m gonna tell my kids that this was the war in the Middle East

@StooliesClub @PicksCentral @BarstoolHubbs @martymush @DoubleVodkaDon @ChrisKlemmer @MeekPhill_ @VivaLaStool @barstoolsports @stoolgambling Well done, well done. I think the universe would benefit from you showing face in small doses like this.

I was so nervous, first time on camera and definitely stumbled a couple times but it was absolutely a dream come true to be on a live Barstool show! Thank you @PicksCentral!! Viva!!!