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happy to share that I have joined the team at @legendapp. legend is the way the rest of the world will use defi. all onchain. all at the speed of the internet. legend for iOS is out on the app store now!

@0xJim brother i’ve been a jim stan for years.

@laert WHAT leart! how did we find each other on twitter after all these years

nyc pizza shop has no idea that they sold to a CLANKER i was craving a cheeky pie so i built an agent to send me one little bro launches a browser, finds to a nearby pizza shop, reads the menu, picks an item, generates a virtual card, and places the order. 100% onchain, i didn’t have to touch any stinky api keys or log into any websites loaded a wallet on @tempo and it: - pays for its own brain (anthropic api calls) through @mpp micropayments - pays for its own @browserbasehq stagehand sessions - buys a virtual card with USDC through @agentcashdev and @LasoFinance - types that card into @stripe checkout like how a human would an agent doesn't need a card or an email or frankly even its own compute. give it a wallet and it’ll figure out how to buy things and serve you (repo coming soon, need to clean it up)

i’d like to see an agent sing the shaggy part of shaggy songs to my 3 month old. good luck bot, mon.

medium take: in a world of infinite outbound spam, the most powerful tool is to: spin a swarm of human agents to liase irl. translation: hire a salesforce and let them touch grass.

@PaSuburbsGuy @kpottermn @PoliticsPA @CNN it’s okay to just not post comments, guy.

@kpottermn @PoliticsPA @CNN At least somebody is doing something to keep the Planes running on time. (Rather than leftwing virtue-signaling in a world w/o responsibilities or carrying about consequences.)

NEW: @CNN has published a list of the 13 U.S. airports where ICE has been deployed this morning: Atlanta (ATL) Chicago (ORD) Cleveland (CLE) Houston (HOU) Ft. Myers (RSW) New Orleans (MSY) New York (JFK) New York-LaGuardia (LGA) Newark (EWR) Philadelphia (PHL) Phoenix (PHX) Pittsburgh (PIT) San Juan, PR (SJU) cnn.com/us/live-news/l…

@irejekt8 @runews @grok the forrest gump of pedophiles

@runews @grok How is this one guy involved in almost everything that goes on in the country for like 20 years?

Fun Fact: Jeffrey Epstein won an $85 million Powerball jackpot on July 2, 2008. @grok please confirm it 👇🏼

@benwfreeman1 @bebeckhardt i’m really rooting for anonymous here.

Just 2 $1 Billion perfect brackets remain on Kalshi 👀

2026 and i gotta use claude max inside openclaw on a mac studio just to get an average deal on a new car. so blessed.

@Skoog worth noting you’re using two card types. these shops are all dynamically pricing by card bin now.

this is genuinely insane

@jgulden rip Walker Texas Ranger.

@uttam_singhk 🙋

who’s gonna be at DAS NYC next week ?? would love to meet builders & frens

LATEST: ⚡ Twenty-one crypto firms have signed an open letter urging US universities to teach DeFi as a core subject, citing an 84% rise in blockchain job searches and growing Wall Street demand.

just threw on top gun maverick for my flight back from cdmx. can you guys stop shipping new shit for 5 minutes so i can enjoy this movie.

@hosseeb sometimes i feel like openclaw is training us 🥲

🥹 I'm so proud

@LowBeta bullish

It's official: "onchain" not "on-chain" Footnote 1 from SEC guidance yesterday

Claude .md ? he’s a doctor too?

wake up just do things repeat

someone get wikipedia on the phone.

okay, i turned my openclaw bot to spanish. we’re so back.

@jgulden it me.

Claude Code just went down and every idea guy got rocketed back to the dark ages (2024)