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Laugh Now But One Day We'll Be in Charge 🙊🙉🙈

X เข้าร่วม Nisan 2023
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Laughing Monkey@laughnowmonkey·
Kanye West @kanyewest Milan Mazurek @MilanMazurek Eva Vlaardingerbroek @EvaVlaar Lauren Southern @Lauren_Southern Renaud Camus @RenaudCamus West has given Starmer the perfect excuse to ban another outspoken nationalist/MAGA supporter. All banned from the U.K. & all patriots. It's not about antisemitism, it's about controlling the narrative. Starmer's allowed thousands of islamic terrorists to enter the U.K. & still does. This changes nothing.
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Arthur Hayes
Arthur Hayes@CryptoHayes·
I’ll believe Iran is charging a toll in $BTC when I see a tx linked to a vessel’s toll payment. Otherwise it’s just the IRGC trolling the western filthy fiat financial system.
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Laughing Monkey
Laughing Monkey@laughnowmonkey·
@allenanalysis Pakistan is a terrorist state. Nobody cares or can trust what they say, they're Islamists.
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Brian Allen
Brian Allen@allenanalysis·
🚨 MAJOR BREAKING: Pakistan just said it directly. The ceasefire included Lebanon. Not implied. Not assumed. Not lost in translation. Included. Pakistan’s Prime Minister put it in the announcement. In writing. With U.S. involvement. And now Israel is bombing Beirut. And Vance calls it a “reasonable misunderstanding.” And Netanyahu says Lebanon was never part of the deal. Someone is lying.
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Laughing Monkey
Laughing Monkey@laughnowmonkey·
@DoctorNazarian I've made sure to read the Qur'an. Unfortunately Western leaders in Europe, Canada & Australia clearly have not read it. It will be their downfall.
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Dr. Sheila Nazarian
Dr. Sheila Nazarian@DoctorNazarian·
I studied Islam at Columbia University because I needed to understand what it says in the Quran that forced my family to flee Iran under gunfire after the Islamic revolution. I’ve read the Quran. I know what it says to do to Jews. And no one can deny it to me because I studied it. And here’s the truth: Sharia Law is not compatible with the West.
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Jim Chimirie 🇬🇧
Jim Chimirie 🇬🇧@JChimirie66677·
All Mouth and No Trousers. Putin Just Proved It. Keir Starmer promised in March that Britain would go after Putin's shadow fleet even harder. He promised to seize sanctioned Russian vessels. He promised Putin and his cronies would be in no doubt that Britain would always defend its sovereignty. This week Putin sent an armed frigate through the English Channel to escort two sanctioned oil tankers past the white cliffs of Dover. Britain followed behind in a tanker. Not intercepted. Not seized. Followed. The Admiral Grigorovich, a missile-armed Black Sea fleet frigate, sailed between two sanctioned Russian vessels carrying oil that funds the war Starmer claims to oppose with every fibre of his being. Since his threat was made, more than three hundred shadow fleet ships have passed through British waters. Britain has seized none of them. France has intercepted tankers in the Mediterranean. The United States seized one in January. Britain follows behind and issues statements. The timing could not be more perfectly chosen by Putin. Starmer was in Saudi Arabia on Wednesday, being photographed with regional allies and visiting British troops, in what Labour sources told the Telegraph was a deliberate attempt to recast him as a global statesman ahead of next month's local elections. While he was performing statesmanship in Riyadh, a Russian warship was performing something rather different in the Channel. The contrast requires no commentary. Connect the dots and the picture is complete. Iran arms Russia with the Shahed drones that have been killing Ukrainian civilians throughout the war. Starmer refused to support action against Iran. Putin's shadow fleet carries the oil that funds those drones and that war. And now Putin is sailing armed frigates through British waters to demonstrate that Starmer's threats are precisely as consequential as his promises have turned out to be. Every link in that chain leads back to the same place. HMS Dragon, Britain's only deployable destroyer, took three weeks to reach Cyprus after a Shahed drone hit a British base. It has already had to return to port with water supply issues. The defence investment plan that should outline a decade of military spending missed its autumn deadline and remains unpublished. Trump has called British aircraft carriers toys. His defence secretary mocked the Royal Navy. Kemi Badenoch called the delays a national scandal and said Starmer was all mouth and no trousers when it comes to defence. Putin appeared to agree, and expressed his view with a frigate. A Prime Minister who cannot enforce his own sanctions in his own waters, whose only deployable destroyer breaks down, whose defence plan exists only as a promise, and who chooses to be photographed in Saudi Arabia on the day Russia sails an armed warship past Dover, has not merely failed on defence. He has advertised the failure to every adversary watching. And they are all watching. They have been watching for six weeks. The Channel proved today that they have drawn their conclusions. "Keir Starmer promised in March that Britain would go after Putin's shadow fleet even harder. [...]. This week Putin sent an armed frigate through the English Channel to escort two sanctioned oil tankers past the white cliffs of Dover."
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GB News
GB News@GBNEWS·
‘We are being manipulated.’ Former Labour Adviser, Stella Tsantekidou, believes that US President Donald Trump has ‘boosted’ Iran’s image, and has given a false narrative on the successes of the war. 📺 Freeview 236, Sky 512, Virgin 604
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Emmanuel Macron
Emmanuel Macron@EmmanuelMacron·
I have just spoken with Lebanese President Joseph Aoun and Prime Minister Nawaf Salam. I expressed France’s full solidarity in the face of the indiscriminate strikes carried out by Israel in Lebanon today, which resulted in a very high number of civilian casualties. We condemn these strikes in the strongest possible terms. They pose a direct threat to the sustainability of the ceasefire that has just been reached. Lebanon must be fully covered by it. I reiterated the need to preserve Lebanon’s territorial integrity and France’s determination to support the efforts of the Lebanese authorities to uphold the country’s sovereignty and implement the Hezbollah disarmament plan.
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The White House
The White House@WhiteHouse·
“NATO WASN’T THERE WHEN WE NEEDED THEM, AND THEY WON’T BE THERE IF WE NEED THEM AGAIN. REMEMBER GREENLAND, THAT BIG, POORLY RUN, PIECE OF ICE!!!” - President Donald J. Trump
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Laughing Monkey
Laughing Monkey@laughnowmonkey·
@LBC Starmer's importing rapists, terrorists & dingy men weekly, even LBC has been forced to tell the truth. Nobody respects Starmer.
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LBC@LBC·
Putin mocks Starmer as Russian warship escorts ghost tanker through Channel despite threat of seizure lbc.co.uk/article/putin-…
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Laughing Monkey@laughnowmonkey·
@LBC Things that never happen, happen daily.
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LBC@LBC·
Afghan asylum seeker 'stuck tongue out and smiled to friend' during alleged rape, court hears lbc.co.uk/article/afghan…
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Laughing Monkey@laughnowmonkey·
@Telegraph They're to help escalate the invasion. Border force aren't stopping any boats.
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The Telegraph
The Telegraph@Telegraph·
The Government has deployed a new fleet of boats that will specialise in intercepting small boats in the Channel and picking up migrants in anticipation of a surge in crossings over the summer telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/04/0…
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Laughing Monkey
Laughing Monkey@laughnowmonkey·
@aliciakearns I don't use the NHS but had to recently. There was an option for at least 10 different languages (on a monitor) proper third world business. Gross.
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Alicia Kearns MP
Alicia Kearns MP@aliciakearns·
NEWS: Labour to ration NHS referrals Labour’s plans to ration NHS referrals are deeply concerning and will affect us all. Instead of being referred directly to a specialist when your GP thinks it’s needed, now your doctor will have to email a specialist and you have to wait for them to email back their view. Once your GP gets the email back, they either need to call you in for another appointment, or provide that specialist's assessment to you by letter. Then you will need to wait and see whether that advice (given without seeing you in person) works for a period of time, before then going back to your GP again, and asking again to be referred to a specialist if you are still suffering with the health issue. The result? Longer waiting times for specialist care, while specialists spend more time writing emails than actually seeing patients and using their expertise. On paper, waiting lists will therefore look significantly shorter, but only because fewer people ever make it onto them. You are not on a waiting list while the GP is waiting for the specialist to send their advice (without seeing you). You are only on a waiting list when, and if, you then request later to be seen by the Specialist, once you've gone through all of the process above. ⁠So all of this means the Government can announce they've cut waiting lists massively, but what is actually means is longer waiting times for specialist care for all of us as patients, and specialists spend their time writing emails not seeing patients.
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Laughing Monkey
Laughing Monkey@laughnowmonkey·
@SussexIncidents I lived in Brighton many years ago. Before they allowed third world trash in. What a dump it is now.
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🚨 Large Police Presence on Brighton Beach 🚨 There is currently a significant police presence on Brighton Beach this evening. Details are still emerging, and we will bring you updates as soon as we get them. 📩 If you’re in the area and have any photos, videos, or information, please message us.
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Laura Loomer
Laura Loomer@LauraLoomer·
I cannot cheer for this two-week ceasefire with the Iranian regime. We woke up yesterday expecting to finally wipe out an entire civilization of Islamic jihadists, but instead, the Mullahs in Iran have been given more time to recalibrate. President Trump is a geopolitical genius, but members of his administration must wake up and realize you can never trust the word of Iranian terrorists! We are not going to lose the midterms because President Trump wants to drop bombs on our enemies, we are going to lose the midterms because spineless GOP officials refuse to codify his agenda and allow him to do what needs to be done. It’s in the US’s best interest for Islamic terrorists to be wiped off the map!
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Zack Polanski
Zack Polanski@ZackPolanski·
Where to find the words anymore? What to say when Israel continues to behave like this? And no condemnation at all from the UK Government. They carry on business as usual as if Israel aren't carrying out genocides in both Gaza and Lebanon. aje.news/jf7llm
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